Thursday -by Tuna

Members' bonuses. Total Eclipse

Tonight, we have the first 5 images of Romane Bohringer having sex with her husband, Verlaine. This feels more like a European than an American sex scene, as the sex is depicted as good, clean fun. She waits for him naked in bed in his hotel room and jumps into his arms when he wakes her. This is a nice long and well-lit scene, and I have lots of images to put up over the next few days. It isn't often that I get to "scoop" Uncle Scoopy on a new release, so I am taking full advantage of it.

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Members' bonuses

One Fish, Two Fish

Tonight ends the Tuna Goldie Hawn festival for now. I will be doing one more film when I can get it -- Wildcats. No breast exposure in these last three films, but good buns in Overboard, and brief buns in Dollars. Deceived in not a typical Goldie movie in that she plays it straight as a murder/suspence film, with none of her usual clowing. In Overboard, she proves proficiency in the art of "bitchcraft," and is herself in the bank heist comedy, Dollars. I hope those of you who are Goldie fans have enjoyed this series, and the rest of you have not been too bored.

Deceived Dollars #1 Dollars #2 Overboard

Blinky continues with day two of a three-day series on Jade Parfitt. One and two are hot, six is a real spray-on outfit, and seven is sweater-and-scarf sophistication.
Jade Parfitt (#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7)

Page Three Gold is Claire Louise.

Belinda Charlton. (#1 , #2)


Ever wonder what Playboy and Page Three models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. Here are his comments.

"Actress and Playboy Model Deanna Merryman has been relatively conservative regarding nudity during most of her career, but this is one of those little lapses."

(#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16)

Zononon Zor

Zor has four for us today -- all of them sex goddesses from the past, and all of them done with his usual flair and talent. The Harlow is my personal favorite.

  • Clara Bow
  • Jean Harlow
  • Marilyn Monroe
  • Mae West

  • Maelstrom

    Maelstrom sent a full epistle for this important milestone:

    "Well, at last I hit the 1000 mark with the Maelstrom's Eye Series. It's been a long road, but an enjoyable one. I chose Gail for the millenial scan for a couple of reasons. Number 1: She's a good looking bird (Vast understatement here) and Number 2: of all the women I've seen in print over the last year, I have become extremely enamoured of her and she is my most sought after celeb. I can't get enough of her. Folks may not agree with my choice, but that's their perogative ... I know what I like and she's it :)

    "The scan itself is another pose from her June 99 FHM layout and is similar to me744. I really like the outfit she's almost wearing and when I saw the pic in the "Women of FHM 1999" issue, I knew I'd found my choice to close out the Maelstrom's Eye series.

    "I'll be starting a new series with a new layout in the new year. I'll be naming it "ME-2" (Original, huh?). So, those of you looking to burn the collection to CD, may do so now without fear of another "me" rearing it's head to screw up your collections :) I also decided to use the roman numeral for 1000 (M) in the filename so that it falls at the end of the filelisting as opposed to using 1000 which would have made it fall somewhere into the 100's ...

    "I'd like to thank Scanmaster for inspiring me to start this hobby (obsession) all those years ago and I'd like to thank all the folks who collect my stuff for keeping me interested. Above all, I wanna thank the photographers who's artistry with the camera lens and the models they choose to immortalize because without them, most of us would have no reason to own a scanner, let alone use one."

  • Gail Porter
  • Jo O'Meara from S Club 7 in Miami
  • Rachel Stevens from the same show
  • Rachel Stevens also from the same show.

  • more.
  • Busty Brittany(#1, #2) from El Kabong.
  • Cordelia Oakes-Ash from Chumba. Nice tee-shirt with hint of see-through.

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