Most Popular Nude Scenes of 2014

It's that time of year. The annual poll for the most popular nude scenes returns for the 16th year in a row.

Shocker: the completely naked Scarlett Johansson did not win. WTF? The winner was very deserving - you can imagine how good it must be to defeat a totally naked ScarJo.

Here is the write-up.

And here is the numerical summary, if you're into that kind of crap.

Naked on Stage

Marin Mazzie topless in Sondheim's Passion, 1994

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Lie With Me


The 1080hd version of Lauren Lee Smith in this nudity classic will cover many days. All of the still of her are in the December 28th edition. Today's section contains the fourth video.

Concluding the movies from the United Kingdom


Bathory (2008) has lots of nudity by Anna Friel,

Hana Vagnerová,

Michaela Drotárová

and Sandra Pogodová.

Katerina Petrovová looks lovely.

Mrs Henderson Presents

Lots of nakedness in Mrs Henderson Presents (2005). The women are:

Anna Brewster

Kelly Reilly

Natalia Tena

Rosalind Halstead

Sarah Solemani

Some not identified

La Montaña Rusa


Johnny's comments:

Another Spanish movie, this one with a shitload of nudity from Verónica Sánchez, not for the first time either. Didn't have subtitles for the movie, but from what I gathered, it's about a woman who is desperate for male companionship and finds it with a TV host then she meets his friend and falls for him as well. She then tries to work out which one she wants.

Or something like that...

Ha, that's why you don't review movies that you don't really watch.)

TV and Film Clips

Anais Demoustier in Une Nouvelle Amie (2014) in 1080hd

Ev Katrin Weiss in Love Steaks (2013)

Lexi Baxter in the immortal cinema classic, House Rules for Bad Girls (2009) in 1080p

Speaking of forgotten masterpieces:
Alexandra Pic, Isabelle Teboul and Nathalie Karsenty
in Two Orphan Vampires (1997) in 720p

Pic and Teboul



They aren't celebs, and they're usually kinda fugly, but just for fun, some topless protesters.
(The "Free Rape" chick is actually a beauty.)

Some new Celebrity Bottoms

Two of Alyson Bath in Evil Feed

Anna Jimskaia in Monamour

Cannelle Carre-Cassaigne in an episode of Fais Pas Ci Fais Pas Ca

Claire Dumas in that episode of Fais Pas Ci Fais Pas Ca

Margot LaPlace in that episode of Fais Pas Ci Fais Pas Ca

Eirini Karamanoli in The Lost Legion

Two of Ingrid Garcia-Jonsson in Beautiful Youth

Jessica Sipos in two different episodes of Ascension

Tricia Helfer in those same two episodes of Ascension

Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland

Saralisa Volm in Hotel Desire

Two of Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin