Tuesday

Tuna
"Dark Confessions"

Dark Confessions (1998) day two. Kate Rodger and her friend Lisa Snelgrove go on vacation to some undisclosed country and are busted by Rena Riffel masquerading as a cop. They are allowed to escape, then recaptured by Riffel, who takes them to the monastery where she runs a training and placement business for leasing women as sexual indentured servants. In return, the girls escape jail and have their records cleaned. The monastery is full of naked women, of course, being inspected, auctioned, etc.

Tonight images include Lisa Senlgrove, everything, Kate Rodger, breasts and buns, Katie Patrosky, breasts and buns, Klara Hlousek, breasts and buns, Lisha Snelgrove, everything, Petra Kulikova, everything, and numerous unidentified women also nude.

Sets are nicer than the usual Simandl effort, and the photography is as nice as I can remember in his films. We have three male/female sex scenes, a very nice girl/girl, bondage, mind control, and even manage to get a naked CzehChick wet in a bathing scene. Don't waste a single thought on the plot, just sit back and enjoy the naked chicks. We have already determined that this is a genre unto itself, and this is one of the better ones. C+.

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  • Kate Rodger (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)
  • Katie Patrosky (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Klara Hlousek (1, 2)
  • Lisa Snelgrove (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Peta Kulikova (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Unknowns (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I have a touch of the flu or something, so just some tidbits from me today.

     

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    Hankster
    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Finally, after months of computer problems...The Hankster is back in the saddle!

    The first offering upon my return are 'caps of one of my all time favorite B-Babes Lynda Wiesmeier (what a set!). Here is the former Heffer (July '82) showing off her big'uns in scenes from the Andy Sidaris classic, "Malibu Express" (1985).

    Flautista
    Anna Friel

    CÚcile Pallas
    (1, 2, 3)


    Scenes from the UK movie "All for Love" aka "St. Ives" (1999). Pallas is topless in a love scene.


    Antoinette Valente
    (1, 2)

    Fairuza Balk

    Heather Ehlers

    Nastassja Kinski
    (1, 2, 3, 4)


    From the 2000 movie "Red Letters"...Valente has a topless scene, and Kinski shows undies and brief nipple views.


    Variety
    Ali Landry
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    The Doritos babe wearing only suds as she gets out of a bubble bath in scenes from "Who's Your Daddy?" (2003).

    Julieta Cardinali
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Señor Skin 'caps of this babe from Buenos Aires topless in scenes from "Una Noche con Sabrina Love" aka "A Night with Sabrina Love" (2000).