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"White Slave Lovers (2001)

White Slave Lovers (2001) is a post apocalyptic story set in the near future. The world is run by masters -- those who own weapons. There chief occupation seems to be capturing and enslaving everyone else. Slaves come in two categories, pleasure slaves and work slaves. There are still pockets of people not yet captured. Fawnia Mondey and Esther Honuka are still free, and live underground with some other young women under the care of an aging nun. They free two slaves, Eva Machmajer and Lenka Jelenek (Czech bunneymag model Lenka Jelinkova), and take them to live with the good nun. When the sister dies, the girls are to travel to Cheyenne Mountain in the Far Dakotas, where they will evidently be safe or something. Hanukah is pure of heart, and Mondey is evil to the core.

Most of what passes for plot is flimsy excuses to show female body parts, and there is a little gunplay. Of the four identified actresses, Jelenek is the only one who doesn't show much, and there are dozens of uncredited women who show breasts and buns. Machmajer has a gyno shot at the end of her lesbian scene with Mondey, and Mondey and Honukah all show breasts, buns and bush. The Mondey images are repeated today, with a number 1 that didn't appear two nights ago. If anyone out there is an expert on the Czech girls Lloyd A. Simandl used in this film, please help ID the Unknowns. The genre has to be titty flick, as the sex scenes are not long enough for softcore. If the MPAA doesn't get a chance to purify the film, which will be released under the title Dakota Bound in the US, it has lots of what you watch a titty flick for, lovely naked women, so is a solid genre flick, and hence a C.

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  • Esther Hanuka (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Eva Machmajer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)
  • Fawnia Fondey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Linka Jelinek (1, 2, 3)
  • Unknown
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    It's that time again - with pictures this time


    Can Anybody Help?

    Looking for a copy - any condition, any generation -  of a Glynnis O'Connor movie called Those Lips, Those Eyes - can anyone help?



    These are not my material, but I love 'em - I found this thread on a bulletin board, posted by two different guys. I scrambled 'em up, which was evil because some of them are supposed to be real. The others? Well, um, let's just say probably not. I'll leave you to sort it out, sort of like when David Letterman did "Top 10 Body Parts and Van Pattens", and you had to figure out which one "dick" belonged to.

    Best upcoming nude scenes of 2002. From Forkin's Magazine and Celebrity Skin: Supplement 2002 Edition

    • Danielle Fishel - "Repaid Shot" - bare breasts for about 10 seconds

    • Natalie Portman - "Slow Waltz at the Poughkeepsie Station", Brief breasts at 14:25, then two minutes of naked calisthenics at 1:00:21
    • Jenna Von Oy - "Polar Ice Night" - bare butt, flash of bare breast, simulated sex scene

    • Sarah Michelle Gellar - "My Daughter, My Love", gyno shot
    • Britney Spears - "The Cool Caribou", annual breast check-up at 45:22
    • Charisma Carpenter - "Mystery of the Shape" - flash of full frontal nudity (breasts and bush), then side of bare butt, then brief bare breasts for 5 full seconds

    • Winona Ryder - "Saks and the Single Girl", breasts in sex scene with the arresting officer
    • Mariah Carey - "Glitter 2", brief nipple-peek at 14:12, then explicit sex scene at 55:18
    • Nikki Cox - "Cashing In" - 3 second bare breasts and shot of butt in thong
    • Sandra Bullock - "Max Scott" - butt in thong

    • The Olsen Twins - "Double Play" - they compare to see if their clitorises are identical 
    • Neve Campbell - "Amazing Tisk" - bra and panties (butt shot), simulated sex scene (too dark to see nudity), then wet t-shirt in water scene (nipples)

    • Amy Smart - "FM Music Day" - bare butt wrapped in clear plastic bag, bare bra

    • Hilary Clinton - "The Long, Swift Sword of Justice", buns at 22:14 - viewable only in the widescreen version, fully viewable only in the Disney 360 degree version.

    A great visual review of "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". Directed by Philip Kaufman, it's not only chock full of nudity, but it's a pretty good movie too. Matlin awarded 3 1/2 stars.

  • Juliette Binoche....bare bum in links 1-3. Very clear bush (practically a jungle) views in link #4. and breast exposure in #5. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Lena Olin...#1 shows breast exposure during a sex scene. #2 shows more breast exposure, plus rear nudity. (1, 2)

  • Consuelo De Haviland, nudity below the equator...both frontal and rear views.

  • Pascale Kalensky, very nice breast exposure.

  • Celeblover
    Christine Schuberth Side breast exposure in scenes from the German mini series "Kir Royal".

    Corinna Drews Flashing the goodies a couple of times in more scenes from "Kir Royal".

    Renate Langer One more look at "Kir Royal". This time it's very nice views of both breasts and bum.

    Claudia Wenzel A nice topless scene from "Dr. Stefan Frank - Der Arzt dem die Frauen vertrauen"

    Anette Hellwig Also going topless in scenes from "Dr. Stefan Frank - Der Arzt dem die Frauen vertrauen".

    First up, from the Gift Shoppe in the lobby of the Hotel Obscurity....a few companion images to go with yesterday's batch.

  • Denice Duff, of the "Subspecies" movies appears topless in "Dark Vengeance" aka "Warlords 3000".

  • Nicole Vasilopoulos, also topless in "Warlords 3000".

  • Kim Evenson, the blonde, former Hef-babe in a few topless scenes from "Kidnapped".

  • Various babes in "Flesh Gordon". True to the title, there is plenty of flesh. All 3 B's are in plain view.

  • Various unknowns in a group shower scene from "Savage Streets". Frontal and rear views down under, but finding bare breasts is about the same as finding Waldo. They're in there, but you have to look for 'em.

    Moving on..."The Hitchhiker" was an Twilight Zone-esque HBO series that ran from 83-89. Each episode was basically a morality tale, and usually filled with suspense, thrills, and sex, with a twist at the end. Some episodes were straight-up suspense, others were more like the Skinemax late night shows of today.

    This genre was wildly popular on network TV during the 80's with shows like Amazing Stories, and the revamped Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Twilight Zone, but the Hitchhiker definitely had more of an edge since it was on cable. More language, more blood, more thrills, and most importantly, more skin! To top it off, many celebs either began careers, or made guest appearances on this show. Including: Audrey and Judy Landers, Sybil Danning, Robert Vaughn, Stephen Collins, Steve Railsback, Karen Black, Michael Madsen, Gregg Henry, Shannon Tweed, Klaus Kinski, Peter Coyote, Barry Bostwick, Willem Dafoe, Tom Skerritt, Margot Kidder, Kirstie Alley, Gary Busey...the list is almost endless. Check out this link at the IMDb to see the full list of guest appearances. It's quite impressive.

    In the is a great sample of some of the nudity the show had to offer. All of these links have breast exposure.

  • Jennifer Cooke
  • LaGena Hart
  • Michelle Scarabelli, just a hint of pubes can also be seen here.
  • Dayle Hadden
  • Sybil Danning
  • Robert Weiss, great bare bum views in #1. (1, 2)

  • Magicman
    Here is something a little different, and I'd love to hear some feedback on this. Would Fun House reader like to see more, or less of this kind of material? Please contact me at

    Comments by Magicman:

    From a series called "The Golden Age of Porn". These caps are from "The Ecstasy Girls" which is one of the best films from that period. Here is the write up...

    Considered by many adult film critics as one of the top ten adult movies of the golden age. A superb cast, an interesting storyline, strong production values and very hot sex scenes make this movie a winner by anyone's standards.

    The story is that Jamie Gillis is hired to seduce (and thereby discredit) four sisters of a man who wants themdisinheritedd from his dying fathers estate. The sex is consistently hot, starting with a VERY RARE appearance by blonde goddess Nancy Suiter.

    There is a hot S&M scene with Serena and Gillis, a delightful up and over scene with Desiree Cousteau, and Georgina Spelvin has a classic cock sucking scene with Gillis. All of these have been capped below for you enjoyment..This movie never loses sight of the fact that sex is why someone watches a porn film and I highly recommend it for any adult movie connoisseurs library as a classic film of the Golden Age of Porn.

  • Desiree Cousteau
  • Georgina Spelvin (1, 2)
  • Nancy Suiter (1, 2)
  • Serena (1, 2)

  • Variety
  • "Not Another Teen Movie" babes.....Most prominant is Cerina Vincent going topless playing "Areola" the foreign exchange student.

  • Adrienne Barbeau
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    A little "Hankster Lite, with a side order of Bondage". The lite...toplessness. The bondage...Adrienne displays massive cleavage while chained to the wall and also tied to a chair in scenes from the classic Sci-Fi flick, "Swamp Thing".

    Brinke Stevens
    Cindy Beal
    Elizabeth Cayton

    All three ladies are topless, having pseudo sex, and are at some point chained up in these great collages by Dann from the movie "Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity" (1987)

    Ina Paule Klink
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Great scans by Primal of the German actress posing mostly nude. She's topless in all of these except link #4, which offers some see-thru pubes instead.

    The Funnies
  • Subject: Some New Year's Resolutions That You Can Keep!

    1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
    2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
    3. Read less. Makes you think.
    4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.
    5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
    6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.
    7. Get in a whole NEW rut!
    8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.
    9. Don't eat cloned meat.
    10. Create loose ends.
    11. Get more toys.
    12. Get further in debt.
    13. Don't believe politicians.
    14. Break at least one traffic law.
    15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
    16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.
    17. Associate with even worse business clients.
    18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
    19. Wait around for opportunity.
    20. Focus on the faults of others.
    21. Mope about faults.
    22. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

  • Celeb News

    December 28, 2001 -- Farrah falls for young hunk

    FARRAH Fawcett is so hot for her new sculptor boyfriend, she let the hands-on hunk mold a naughty nude sculpture of her.

    Foxy Fawcett, 54, is gaga for New Yorker Keith Edmier, 34, who admits to having had a crush on the "Charlie's Angels" charmer since he was a teenager. Art world sources say the couple is crafting a series of eye-popping nudes of each other to debut in a planned 2002 exhibition.

    "They fell in love while collaborating on their sculpture project," Bungalow 8 owner Amy Sacco, who sits on the board of the New York Art Production Fund that's producing the show, told PAGE SIX's Ben Widdicombe.

    Their red-hot romance is celebrated in a jointly created work currently on display at the Quadrennial of Contemporary Art in Ghent, Belgium. The piece consists of Fawcett's footprints in an oversized, sand-filled shell - a reference to the shell in Botticelli's famous painting of Venus, with Fawcett filling in for the goddess of love.

    Edmier says Fawcett has been an erotic icon to him since he pined over her as a hot-and-bothered teen. His 1997 sculpture "Jill Peters," completed before the couple met, is a lifesize wax and polyvinyl statue of a girl with Farrah's famous flick-ups in real human hair. More recently, his New York dealer, Friedrich Petzel, exhibited a limited edition photo of the couple at the 2001 Armory Show.

    Edmier first dreamed of collaborating with Fawcett in 1991, when he learned that she'd been in her third year at the University of Texas studying sculpture before leaving college to pursue acting. "With that knowledge, Edmier began fantasizing about how he and the actress could work together," says a statement on the Art Production Fund Web site - and that's not all.

    Romance blossomed after the couple began working together in August 2000, following a bumpy period in Fawcett's personal life. After splitting with longtime boyfriend Ryan O'Neal in 1997, she fell into a physically abusive relationship with Hollywood director James Orr.

    Orr was arrested after police were called to a domestic disturbance at her house in Bel Air in February 1998. Later that year, Fawcett dated tennis pro Martin Barba and briefly reunited with college sweetheart Greg Lott.

    In June, Fawcett made a desperate 3 a.m. dash to the hospital when her troubled 16-year-old son, Redmond, narrowly survived a cocaine overdose.

    She was most recently in the news when insiders hinted the star had treated herself to a last minute nip-and-tuck before taping a David Letterman segment in October. We're happy to confirm that now, however, the glow is all natural.

    Thanks again to Pat Reeder at The Comedy Wire

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