We seem to be back to full strength except for Tuna. The boys of summer, down
there in the Aussie heat, are making up for some of us Northern Hemisphere flu
victims. Mr. Moronic went nuts today, and OZ will have a massive column
tomorrow.
As for me, I kinda made some bad guesses yesterday. I had four movies stacked up and I think I
probably watched the wrong two. LC has a film clip in here somewhere of Vera Farmiga in Joshua, and Johnny Moronic has several clips and caps from West. The
two I watched were sort of a waste of time. One of them had nudity, but from an
obscure bit player, and was unwatchable. The other one was a surprisingly good movie, but
with minimal nudity.
Poor Boy's Game
I'll start with the good movie. You never heard of it, I suppose. I never did I
until I popped it in. It's a relentlessly grim boxing drama - sort of.
When Donnie Rose was a young man of 17, he went to prison for beating another
young man so brutally it left him mentally and physically handicapped for life.
Donnie is white. His victim is black. Nine years later, Donnie is out, and he's
a different man, but the only place left for him to go is the same violent and
racist neighborhood that created him. At the other end of town, the black
community still wants revenge. The instrument of justice will be a devastatingly
talented champion boxer who challenges Donnie to a match that Donnie's family
and peers won't let him refuse.
The father of Donnie's victim (Danny Glover) waited nine years to avenge his
son's fate at the hands of Donnie, but when the two men finally meet they
realize they they are the only two sane people in a world filled with bloodlust.
The father used to be a boxer himself, and knows the champ's weaknesses, so he
agrees to help Donnie acquire enough boxing skills to survive the match. Their
unlikely partnership makes them outcasts from their own groups.
The film's climax is the big battle between Donnie and the champ.
This film had the potential to be a disaster. It's treading on well-worn
thematic ground, and it seems too convenient that the father of the victim just
happens to be a brilliant boxing trainer. Despite those liabilities, it manages
to avoid the minefield of clichés and it strikes exactly the right balance
between serious themes and intriguing narrative.
The director managed to deliver a solid and affecting drama almost entirely on the
shoulders of Danny Glover, who gave the film a veneer of professionalism and
authenticity in a role that could easily have been misplayed because it required
him to start with great anger, then experience an epiphany, then undergo a
significant character shift without losing sight of the fact that he was helping
the man who once beat his own son into retardation. Glover's quiet, understated
dignity matched up well with the laid-back Rossif Sutherland, who played the
part of Donnie. The two men had very little dialogue, so they needed to convey a
lot with looks and body language, and they pulled it off.
I also like very much how the writer brought the boxing match to an end using
none of the possible outcomes you can imagine. The temptation must have been great to give in to boxing movie clichés, but the
author found another path which derived naturally from the previous events in
the script.
I haven't been a great fan of director Clement Virgo in the past. I thought
that Lie With Me was basically just a soul-dead sexploitation movie and a
massive misfire. Even the explicit sexuality wasn't very sexy. But I have
revised my opinion of the director based upon this film. In terms of resources
he had nothing to work with except Danny Glover. There wasn't much of a budget,
and the rest of the cast was a roster of nobodies, but Virgo had Glover and a
good script, and he built upon them well.
Variety called it "intelligent" and "compelling," albeit unmarketable. The
Hollywood Reporter called it "wise" and "stirring." I agree with all of those
adjectives, unfortunately including the unmarketable part. It's a quiet,
dignified, complex low-budget Canadian indie movie with no big stars, just the sort of film which plays to
empty theaters. Very few people will ever see this film, but those who look for
a worthwhile serious drama may find it a real diamond in the rough.
There's just a tiny bit of flesh from Laura Regan when she gets a tattoo on
her butt, but the other scene on
this clip is a sex scene. While there's no real nudity, it's a fairly
effective scene.
On Bloody Sunday
On Bloody Sunday is a grade-B torture porn movie. I don't know if it is any
good or not, because the version I have has the director's commentary instead
of the film's audio. I learned enough to know that I'm not going to seek out
the correct audio.
A couple of minor notes:
- The film features Danny Trejo. (He's the rugged-looking guy who plays
Machete in the faux promo in Grindhouse.) This guy's career is going crazy. In
2003 he received a credit in only three films, and two of those were made by
his cousin, Robert Rodriguez. Three more in 2004. Draw a line right there.
Above that line: no career. Below that line: this guy is now in more movies
than Michael Caine and Eric Roberts added together! And the numbers are
growing like a snowball rolling downhill. Nine in 2005, ten in 2006, thirteen
in 2007, and already eight more in years which have not arrived yet!
- For perhaps the only time in his career, Trejo is not the ugliest guy in
the cast. Another one of the "stars" of this film is the fat guy from Borat!
As Comic Book Guy might write: "ugliest.cast.ever."
There is some good news. If I had watched the film with the correct sound, I probably would not have
been able to identify the obscure actress who does the nudity. The director
comes right out and says "here's Evina Luna," and talks about some of her
modeling gigs. Per IMDb, this clip
is her entire acting career.