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THIRD PARTY VIDEOS
Open Window (2006)
sample collages:
OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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American Pie presents The Naked Mile (2006)
My taste and Scoop's seem to be nearly identical - except
when it comes to comedies. This is no exception. While I didn't mind it, I
wasn't nearly as impressed as Scoopy. Bodily fluid jokes just leave me cold. I
liked the love story aspect perhaps more than he did, and it did show very
nicely just how potentially damaging peer pressure can be to teenagers, but I
found the basic premise hard to swallow. I can't believe that a college would
welcome three high school kids with open arms, and that they would score with
the hottest chicks in the school. It's also hard to believe that they would be
drinking in a bar after the naked mile run.
On the other hand, the film meets or exceeds all genre
requirements. Once you have the nudity, drinking, and fart and bodily fluid
gross-out jokes, you have met genre requirements. This goes the extra naked
mile in the nudity department, and at least tried for some character
development and depth to the characters.
At any rate, the raunchy teen comedy is in decline, and I'm glad anyone at all
is still making them, even inferior ones.
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A short energy-saving trip for the Time Machine today - just a short jaunt
back to 1997 for "Luscious" (aka "Vivid")
with Kari Wuhrer.
Kari has never had a problem shedding her clothes, as you can see in these
caps. I could have done without the paint.
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Click (2006)
Adam Sandler plays Michael, an up-and-coming architect who is working
day and night to become a partner in the multimillion dollar building
company run by his superficial boss (David Hasselhoff). Michael wants
his children to have the good life, with all the things that he never
could get as a child. Unfortunately this comes at a great expense. He
is never there to experience their childhood. One day, on a search for a
universal remote controller to make his life that little bit easier,
Michael comes across "Beyond" - the secret underground portion of Bed,
Bath and Beyond - a bizarre workshop specializing in the most up-to-date
experimental technology, run but a scientist called Morty (Christopher
Walken). Morty takes pity on Michael's hectic life and gives him a
remote control that he can use to revisit moments of his past, pause
time, or even to skip right through the everyday tedium and concentrate
on the good times. However whilst it's all fun and games to begin with,
the remote control develops a life of its own and problems quickly start
to arrive. Whilst the first half is all fun and games with his new toy
(fast-forwarding through a dog humping a cuddly toy, making a woman with
huge tits run in slow motion, changing his skin color, etc), the
fast-forward technique quickly turns into a tragedy. The remote starts
to learn his patterns and then automatically skips him through the
mundane parts of his life. Anyone who is alive will know that's quite a
lot - nearly everything.
Kate Beckinsale
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Notes and collages
The Supernatural Ladies
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Bail Ling in The Crow |
 
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Mr Skin salutes a second generation Spanish film star,
Cayetana Cuervo
Cayetana Cuervo in Amor Idiota (2004)
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Cayetana Cuervo in Do It For Me
(1997)
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Cayetana Cuervo in La Mirada Violeta (2004)
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