Exposed (2003) has nearly all the elements of a classic softcore. The plot is thin and transparent, the acting is horrible, and the dialogue is impossibly bad. As an example, one character uses a phrase of the form "that was bad, really bad" twice in less than a minute, The same structure is used anytime they wanted to show emphasis, as they couldn't act. The only thing missing is about 27 minutes of sex footage they trimmed to get this thing an R rating. Excuse me for being dense, but what exactly was the point of this release, anyway? Take away the interesting third of a bad movie for an R rating? Why bother?

Julia Kruis is a new lingerie designer preparing for her first big fashion show. She expects to take the fashion world by storm. Then here comes a former hot designer. It isn't until after he beds her that she discovers that he A, has a regular girlfriend, B, has hired a model to steal her designs, and C, is also sleeping with the model. Girlfriend Leah Riley teams up with her to get even with the model, Jezabelle Bond, and the sleazy ex designer. They also enlist the aid of a single, cute police lieutenant. Sorry for the spoilers here, but I am sure you can pretty much write the entire plot in detail from here on your own.

All three women show breasts in this version. Every time they are about to show more, there is an awkward jump cut. As a result of the cuts, they couldn't even try to synch sound other than actual lines. Moans of ecstasy don't match lip movements. Seven people have given this a 5.2 at IMDB, but this may be for the cable version. They did manage to light scenes and keep the camera in focus, which counts for something. This DVD version is a D-, there was no earthly reason to release it, and even less to watch it.

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  • Jezebelle Bond (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Julia Kruis (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44
  • Leah Riley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Best nude scenes, 2003


    Romance (1999)

    TomKru took a good look at the French film which made some breakthroughs in explicitness, to the point where it actually co-starred a porn actor (Rocco Siffredi).




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    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Now some R-rated stuff:

    "Little Witches" (1996)
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch meets Showgirls. Mimi Rose (aka Mimi Reichmeister) plays the goody two shoes but the school slut played by Sheeri Rappaport steals the movie by frequently taking off her clothes. It was also Clea Duvall's first movie who at the time was an 18 year old waitress working at a coffee house.

    The highlight of the movie is the coven ceremony led by Sheeri where Clea, Lalaneya Hamilton, Zoe Alexander, and Melissa Taub take off all their clothes. In particular there are some up close and personal butt shots of Clea and Lalaneya (Clea's is more flabby). There were several full-frontal scenes by these two but the filmmakers were careful to make sure no pubic hair was shown. Both Lalaneya and Clea regreted doing the movie and Lalaneya hasn't acted since.

    The DVD is out of print and is in hot demand on eBay because it contains Clea's only nude scene before she became famous.

    "Something About Sex" (1998) (aka Denial)
    Romantic comedy featuring a number of television actresses in the buff: Leah Lail (V.I.P.), Amy Yasbeck (Wings) Hudson Leick (Xena/Melrose Place).

    The DVD is also out of print and is another hot item on eBay.

    "The Hunger: Vampires"
    Probably the hottest collection of Hunger episodes. However the DVD has minus-zero features and just plays the four episodes straight with no option to select any individual episode.

    • Celine Bonnier: full frontal and gynocam in episode "Necros".
    • Isabelle Cyr: topless in episode "A Matter of Style".
    • Claudia Besso: cleavage in episode "A Matter of Style".
    • Kim Feeny: full nudity but no pubes in in episode "Fly By Night".
    • Sofia Shinas: boobs and butt (possible body double) in episode "Footsteps".

    Crimson Ghost
    Avalon Anders
    (1, 2)

    Laura Hudspeth
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Both ladies topless in scenes from the 1994 softcore flick, "The Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure".

    Rita Jenrette Lathered up in a shower scene from "Zombie Island Massacre" (1984).

    Caroline Munro
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    The UK pin up babe, former Bond girl, Hammer Studios contract girl and the hot babe from Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes" video. Here she is in scenes from serveral of her movies. Sadly she refused to do nude scenes, but at least she did show off plenty of cleavage.

    The breakdown:
    links 1-4 from "Kronos" aka "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter" (1973)
    link #5 scenes from "Starcrash" (1979)
    links 6-8 from "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" (1974)
    links 9-10 feature scenes from "At the Earth's Core" (1976)

    Debra Lamb
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Michelle Bauer
    (1, 2, 3)

    Dawn Wildsmith
    (1, 2)

    From the 1989, Fred Olen Ray action/sci-fi flick, "Warlords", starring David Carradine. Bauer and Lamb each have topless scenes. Bauer of course is a famous name in B-movie land, and even though you may not know Lamb by name, you've probably seen her playing the official "fire eating stripper" in several low-budget flicks.

    Angela Aames
    Raven Delacroix

    3 very busty babes showing off the goodies in scenes from "The Lost Empire" (1983). Written and directed by another legendary low-budget master, Jim Wynorski.

    Taaffe O'Connell Topless and showing some rear views in dark scenes from "Galaxy of Terror" (1981).

    Leslie Ryan Brief breast exposure in scenes from "Terror in Paradise" (1990).

    Katherine Armstrong Very nice toplessness in a shower scene from her first movie, "Crash and Burn" (1990).

    Mirella Banti
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

    Eva Robins
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    Señor Skin 'caps of both ladies topless in scenes from the 1982 movie "Tenebre", written and directed by legendary Italian film maker, Dario Argento.