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Outlander

s6e1, 1920x1080

Catriona Balfe






Titane

2021, 1920x800

Agathe Rousselle, Garance Marillier and others

Rouselle alone

Agathe Rousselle and Garance Marillier

Agathe Rousselle, Garance Marillier and others





This week: The films of 1988

The Seventh Sign


The Seventh Sign has a naked Demi Moore, although it is more likely a prosthetic.


I’ll have to go back to Blame It On Rio from a few months ago for the good stuff.



Kill the Scream Queen

2004

Film clips of Elena Kagan, Kerri Taylor and Sica Bosma

And then you have the openly, exuberantly hateful Kill The Scream Queen, which takes the position a woman is something to be used and discarded.  Really, it does.  This was one of the first movies Bill Zebub made and had it been the first of his I watched, it would have been the last of his I watched.  it cheapens the word, vile, to call it vile, diminishes the word disgusting to call it disgusting.  Forget ipecac.  You need an emetic?  I got one for ya. 

I hated it so fucking much that I captured only a trio of scenes even though naked women abound, and only one of those scenes was a pleasure to watch and work with (Kerri Taylor, as a reliable figure in Bill's movies).  Jesus tap-dancing Christ, Bill, here I thought your recent movies had hit some sort of subterranean plateau, but those things are works of high art compared to Kill the Scream Queen. 

Bill would likely tell me that I didn't get the irony or the humor in this wretched piece of shit movie and he would be right, not because I am unusually obtuse, but because there is not an iota of a scintilla of irony or humor or anything worth watching - except Kerri Taylor - in the whole damn thing.  Be aware that in addition to Kerri Taylor's stripping scene, she is in another scene,




and that in addition to Sica Bosma



and Elena Kagan (not the SCOTUS justice... okay, some irony there)





four other women go topless but holy hell, their scenes are the very opposite of arousing unless you mean arousing your lunch to make a reappearance.  I've said enough - you get the idea.  You like this sort of thing? Grab the movie if you can find it.



Lady Chatterley's Lover

2022, 1080hd

Emma Corrin film clip (collages below)


 



White Orchid

2018

Olivia Thirlby






Joanne Whalley in A Kind of Loving (1982 TV) in 1080hd


Deborah Kerr and Bonnie Bedelia in The Gypsy Moths (1969) in 1080hd

Kerr

Bedelia



Kelly Reilly in the streaming version of Yellowstone

Hanna Gross in Falling (2020)





Jane Levy

Tuna Retrospective



Many of you remember Tuna, who was the most prolific contributor of images, and the second-most prolific wordsmith during the first 15 years of the Fun House. For those who are not acquainted with him, it's high time you met. Although he passed away before the Blu-Ray age, his DVD captures and collages still hold up as some of the best work that has ever appeared on the internet. Enjoy!

Bridget Fonda and Elizabeth Hurley in Aria

Fonda



Hurley