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I wish each of you, no matter which winter holiday you celebrate, a joyous holiday season. Tonight ends up being Australian night in the Tuna column, although I didn't plan it that way.

"The Good Wife" (1987)

The Good Wife (1987) is a character driven drama that takes place in a small town in 1939 Australia. Rachel Ward is married to a lumber worker. The two of them live way out of town, and her husbands kid brother is always around. Rachel feels noting exciting ever happens, or will happen to her. Even when her brother-in-law moves in with them, and her husband allows them to have sex, things are no better. Then she meets a dashing new barman, and becomes obsessed. Her husband doesn't wan to lose her, but also does not want to do anything that will make her hate him, and tries to deal with her obsession as best he can, even when she becomes the focus of town gossip.

Rachel never shows her body parts, but looked so good I included a few images of her more sexy outfits. Susan Lyons shows her breasts briefly, but in good light, near the end of the film. You need to watch both the Widescreen and 4/3 versions to see the exposure. The film is beautifully photographed, well acted, and is full of interesting characters. IMDB scores it 5.6/10. Ebert says one 1/2 star, complaining about a leisurely pace. It won AFI best costume, and was nominated for several technical and acting awards. I liked it somewhat more than most, mostly for the characterizations. C-.

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  • Rachel Ward (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Susan Lyons (1, 2, 3)

    "Lonely Hearts" (1982)

    Lonely Hearts (1982) is a romantic comedy that won nearly everything at the AFI, including Best Picture. Norman Kaye is turning 50, and has lived with his mother, taking care of her. She has recently passed, and he decides it is past time to have a life, outside of his piano tuning job, and his shoplifting hobby. He meets Wendy Hughes through a lonely hearts service. Wendy is 40ish, has just finally left home, although her parents still won't let go. She has been seeing a therapist, who, among other things, is trying to convince her that being a 40 year old virgin isn't that odd, and sex is nothing to fear. There are several bumps along the road to their happiness, including the night she decides on a sleep-over, provided there is no sex. He gets carried away and tries anyway, which nearly ends the relationship for good. She shows rather large mature breasts in a dark scene getting dressed to leave.

    IMDB rates this 7.8 of 10, although there are not many votes. The photography outside is very scenic and appealing. The inside sets are well decorated, but often dark. I enjoyed seeing this improbable romance between two middle-aged people discovering love for the first time, but it is probably not special enough to win over those who do not like romantic comedies. C+

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  • Wendy Hughes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    A very happy holiday season to all of you, whatever your faith or lack of it. In our family we celebrate Festivus - with the plain aluminum pole, the feats of strength, and (of course) the traditional airing of grievances. This Festivus, have lots of fun, don't mix drinking and driving. So if you get drunk at someone's house, stay overnight, fuck his wife, then steal some of his presents when you sneak out in the morning. Because although drinking doesn't mix with driving, it does mix with casual sex and petty theft.

    Just kidding - best wishes to all for the holidays, and thanks to everyone who makes the Fun House what it is - those who contribute, those who make suggestions, and those who just read and enjoy! We all work as a team to produce this puppy, and we appreciate everyone's contribution. 

    I'll post the reviews for the following movies a bit later at scoopy.com, and tomorrow in the Fun House. Right now, I'm pressed for time, so here's the pics. Even pornographers have family obligations.

    New Releases:

    Carrington is a biopic about an English painter named Dora Carrington, who had the rather unfortunate circumstance of falling in love with a noted homosexual, the author Lytton Strachey. Their relationship endured until his death. They sometimes lived together, and they even shared bisexual male lovers. The nudity comes from Emma Thompson, of all people!

    • Emma Thompson (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Other DVD's

    The End of the Affair is the film version of Graham Greene's ethically complex and spiritual novel about a curious love triangle in London during the German attacks. Beautiful looking movie, good for about 11 hankies in the weepy-ass dyin' woman category. Was nominated by the Academy for Best Cinematography, and was nominated by the Golden Globes for Best Picture.

    • Julianne Moore, who was nominated for the Best Actress Oscar for this role. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The Big Lebowski is quite a broad comedy from the Coen Brothers, highlighted by Jeff Bridges' performance as a laid-back stoner.

    • Julianne Moore again! (1, 2, 3)


    updated volume: Nastassia Kinski

    new volume: Susan Dey

    Scorpion's Skinemax
  • Danielle Brett, far off frontal nudity, and a skin tight latex catsuit in scenes from the Dolph Lundgren flick "Jill Rips" aka "The Bone Ripper" aka "Jill the Ripper" aka "The Leatherwoman" aka "Tied Up" (2000).

  • Griffin Drew shows off her robo-hooters in pseudo sex scenes from the "Bedtime Stories" episode "Truth or Dare". (1, 2)

  • Kim Dawson joins Griffin for some blinfolded lesbian fun in "Truth or Dare". (1, 2)

  • Kim Dawson again...this time the all natural busty lady of late night goes topless, full frontal, and has plenty of phony sex in scenes from the "Nightcap" episode, "Illicit Affairs". (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Kim Yates...topless, far off bum views, and some serious sport humping from the "Janet and the Professor" episode of "Beverly Hills Bordello". (1, 2)

  • Kira Reed, another all natural lady of late night. Here she is topless in the "Intimate Sessions" episode "Susan". (1, 2)

  • Shannon Leigh...if you like your robo-hooters way too big and way too fake looking, then Shannon could be your new favorite! Vidcaps from the "Truth or Dare" episode of the Skinemax series "Bedtime Stories". (1, 2)

  • Holly Sampson, the new Emmanuelle shows all 3 B's in the "Bedtime Stories" episode "The Other Woman".

  • Once again, Kim Dawson joins in on the fun and gets it on with Holly in more 'caps from "The Other Woman" (1, 2)

  • Linda Diego, shows breasts and a little bush, while getting it on in "The Other Woman".

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    Scoop, more from the "Babes in Bondage" series.

    First, a trip back in the time machine to 1972 to the "Hot Box" with Laurie Rose, she's not tied up, but her tormentor is determined to get her clothes off and have his way with her.

  • Laurie Rose (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Then we go on to 1974 and the legendary Pam Grier in "Foxy Brown". Pam is tied up, tormented, topless and manhandled.

  • Pam Grier (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Happy Holidays to all


  • Blackshine
    Another awesome batch from the master of fashion scans.

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  • Jennifer Lopez...a sexy collection from the German FHM. Links #1, 3, 6 and 9 have some see-thru nipple exposure.
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Denise Richards...aka the new Mrs. Charlie Sheen. A great cleavage scan.

  • Sophia Loren

  • Variety
    Ruth Madoc Demon takes us back to 1973 with these topless 'caps of the British actress in "Under Milk Wood".

    Annette O'Toole A hint of pubes in scenes from "48 Hrs." (1982), by DeVo.

    Ina Paule Klink
    (1, 2)

    Scans of the German model/actress by Primal. Topless in #1 and almost full frontal in #2. As far as I know, she's not related to my hero Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

    Kristy McNichol

    Sherilyn Fenn

    Excellent new collages by Dann of an old favorite...Zalman King's "Two Moon Junction" (1988). McNichol is topless, and Sherilyn Fenn looks amazing in her topless and full frontal scenes!

    Just a warning, the Fenn collage is HUGE (about 540k).

    Ornella Muti
    (1, 2)

    The Italian actress topless (link #1) and rear nudity (link #2) in scenes from 1975's "La Joven casada" aka "Il Mio primo uomo".

    Amanda Plummer
    (1, 2)

    The famous female psycho of American cinema. She makes Walken and Roberts look like Hanks and Broderick! Topless vidcaps from "American Perfekt" (1997).

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