It's that time of year again:

The following is my preliminary list of the top nude scenes of 2009. Please review it and see if I have left off any key nominees. Email me if so. Remember, we are not trying to list every nude scene during the year, but we do want to list every one that somebody may want to vote for as their #1 of the year. You may be surprised by some of these, but some people vote for scenes with stars like Monica Bellucci and/or Sandra Bullock because they are who they are.

  • Alanna Ubach on Hung
  • Alice Eve in Crossing Over
  • Amber Heard in The Informers
  • Amy Beth Hayes on Misfits
  • Ana Claudia Talancon in Arrancame La Vida
  • Anna Friel in Bathory
  • Anna Paquin on True Blood
  • Anne Heche in Spread
  • Betsy Rue in My Bloody Valentine
  • Charlotte Gainsbourg in Antichrist
  • Charlotte Salt on The Tudors
  • Claire Forlani in False Witness
  • Courtney Ford on Dexter
  • Eva Amurri on Californication
  • Eva Mendes in The Spirit
  • Eve Mauro in Penance
  • Eve Mauro in The Chaos Experiment
  • Gabrielle Chapin in The Final Destination
  • Giovanna Mezzogiorno in Vincere
  • Greta Gerwig in Nights and Weekends
  • Gretchen Mol in An American Affair
  • Jena Malone in The Messenger
  • Jennifer Holland in American Pie 7
  • Jenny Mollen in Crash
  • Jessica Biel in Powder Blue
  • Jessica Morris in Role Models
  • Julia Ormond in The Escorial Conspiracy
  • Julie Delpy in The Countess
  • Kinsey Packard in Infestation
  • Kristin Scott-Thomas in Partir
  • Laura Linney in The Other Man
  • Lindsay Lohan in the Muse video short
  • Lisa Joyce in The Messenger
  • Lucy Lawless on Spartacus - Blood and Sand
  • Malin Akerman in Watchmen
  • Maria Bello in Downloading Nancy
  • Melissa Reed and Chelsea Richards in Feast 3
  • Mena Suvari in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh
  • Michelle McLaren in Bruno
  • Michelle Williams in Incendiary
  • Miriam McDonald in Poison Ivy 4
  • Mischa Barton in Assassination of a HS President
  • Monica Bellucci in Don't Look Back
  • Moon Bloodgold in Terminator Salvation
  • Morena Baccarin in Death in Love
  • Naturi Naughton in Notorious
  • Nicki Aycox in Animals
  • Olivia May in The 18-Year-Old Virgin
  • Paz de la Huerta in The Limits of Control
  • Penelope Cruz in Broken Embraces
  • Rachel Blanchard in Spread
  • Riki Lindhome in The Last House on the Left
  • Saffron Burrows in The Guitar
  • Sandra Bullock in The Proposal
  • Shannyn Sossamon in Life is Hot in Cracktown
  • Shawna Waldron in Poison Ivy 4
  • Sinead McCafferty in The Day the Earth Stopped
  • Sonja Kinski in All God's Children Can Dance
  • Sylvia Jefferies on Eastbound and Down
  • Sylvia Jeffries in Halloween II
  • Taryn Johnston in American Pie 7
  • Vahina Giocante in Le Premier Cercle
  • Victoria Abril in Pour Elle

Late Entry:

The screeners for the new Starz TV series Spartacus: Blood and Sand have already hit the net. The nude scene with Lucy Lawless already made my personal top ten. Some others are excellent as well.




  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Camille Keenan film clip.




Collage made from the HQ versions of the famous Natalie Portman topless beach pictures.

Lady Gaga shows some lipitude

Paris Hilton responds in kind (this one is actually several years old)

Khloe Kardashian for PETA

Jennifer Holland in American Pie 7

Jessica Drake in American Pie 7

Jessica Drake in the special features from the American Pie 7 DVD


Melanie Papalia in American Pie 7

Michelle Williams on vacation, (I don't mean to disrespect her. She is a fine actress and an attractive woman, but damn, that girl needs a sammich and a fake tan!)

Nicole Bonin in Psycho Ward

Eva Redpath in Psycho Ward

Molly Shade from Eurotrip



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