"Inside Club WIld Side"

Inside Club WIld Side (1998) -- day two. Tonight we have Monique Parent showing everything as the owner of Club Wildside who seduces Joe, gets him to perform on stage, and intends to use him for a male prostitute. Alma Hight as one of the club performers shows everything several times. She does Joe, just for the pure fun of it. Nancy O'Brien also shows everything as Joe's girl back home that dumps him.

This is essentially a retelling of the Club Wildside story, but with a man, not a woman as the hick who comes to the club. It plays out as the standard Hollywood formula, girl gets guy, girl loses guy. girl gets guy back.

IMDB readers have this at 2.9 of 10. While the plot is typical of soft core efforts, the character of Joe was reasonably well developed and performed. There was plenty of nudity and simulated sex, and production values were good. This is a solid C as a soft core.

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