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"Up in Smoke" (1978)

Up in Smoke (1978) is the first, and probably the best, Cheech and Chong movie. Chong is kicked out of his house for not getting a job, and his VW dies near the beach. After sleeping in a ditch, he starts hitching, and is picked up by Cheech. They become instant friends due to their common interests -- dope and music. They set out to "score a lid" and end up being deported to TJ (Cheech's relatives arranged the immigration raid to get free transportation to TJ for a wedding). They are offered a van to drive back across the border. Unbeknownst to them, the van is made almost entirely of pot. They pick up two hitch-hikers, and now the characters are in place and the plot set up. The boys are taken to a battle of the bands by the girls, and the LAPD narc squad is in hot pursuit of the van.

This film could never be made today, with it's excessive dope content, and decidedly un-PC gender and race jokes. It is just for this reason that I often prefer older films, and foreign films, to mainstream Hollywood MPAA castrated pabulum. Is it crude? A little. Is it funny? Absolutely. Some of the gags require you to know a little about Southern California. For instance, the narcs have a van to use for their undercover surveillance work. It is labeled "Hollenbeck Cleaners." Hollenbeck division is the largest LPPD division, named after a former police chief. IMDB readers have it at 6.2/10, which is high for a comedy. Maltin admits to being entertained, and gives it three stars. If you already know of Cheech and Chong, I am sure you have seen it. If you aren't familiar with them, this is a good one to watch. Anne Wharton (called Ann Wharton by IMDB) does a great job of poking through a pink top, then shows her left breast from the side when she takes the top off. Watch for a small appearance by Tom Skerritt.

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  • Gratuitous nudes (1, 2, 3, 4)

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  • Anne Wharton (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    "Still Smokin'"

    Thanks to Mongoose who was able to identify Linea Quigley as one of the gratuitous nudes last night. Corrected images are below.

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  • Linnea Quigley (1, 2, 3)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Today's smut from Tomcat....

    On the known side of the fence it's Emily Watson in the UK movie "Metroland". (1, 2)

    And now moving on to today's obscure Euro 'caps....these are scenes from Italian movie called "Giochi d'equilibrio", and directed by Amedeo Fago. One thing I've learned over the years is that many European movies are horrible about identifying the cast, and that seems to be the case today. If anyone can help, I'll be sure to put in a good for you when I see Santa. (1, 2)

    Graphic Response
  • The eternally weird Fairuza Balk in scenes from the incredibly good, "American History X".
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    Asia Argento
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    Beautiful 'caps (both in subject and quality) from the movie "New Rose Hotel". As I've learned over the past few months, where there's Asia, there's nudity.

    Lexa Doig
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    Topless scenes from "No Alibi". Are there any other nudes of Lexa out there? Or will we all just have to wait until her starring role in next year's release of the new Friday the 13th?

    Irène Jacob Excellent topless vidcaps from 1997's "Incognito".
    This week's theme...US Babes.

    Carré Otis It's always nice to see Carré in the nude. Unfortunately, that nudity is too often limited to bunny publications. But not today! Here are topless and frontal 'caps from 1990's "Wild Orchid", directed by Zalman King. Fear not, Schmutz did a very good job keeping the Mickey Rourke sightings low.

    Cheryl Ladd Tons of cleavage from the 1986 TV mini-series "Crossings".

    Jami Gertz A pretty good sized star in the 80's who later vanished into the Vault of Obscurity. Brief breast exposure from 1989's "Silence Like Glass "

    Tiffany Bolling Brief topless scene from the 1977 movie "Kingdom of the Spiders", staring Fun House hero, Big Bill Shatner! Whatever became of the mutant insect horror genre anyway? Did the 70's really cover every conceivable creepy crawly concept?
    Alexandra Kemp
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    6 of the very sexy Alexandra from the November issue of the German FHM. If you're a leg man, I highly recommend links 3, 5 and 6.

    Pam Anderson
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    #1 is some cleavage, #2 is Pam doing the arm over boobs pose on the cover of the German FHM.

    Milla Jovovich Milla looking normal for a change, except for the fact that her legs are wide open that is. Is that mesh underwear?

    Cameron Diaz
    Jennifer Lopez On the cover of the German FHM.
    and ...
    Jeri Ryan
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    #1 is from A5 and is my pick of the day. Why? Well, I am a Trekkie and a web geek, which basically means that I am predisposed through genetics to worship half human/half borg blondes in skin tight uniforms. Second...this scan in particular has minor, see-thru nipple exposure! The visibility isn't great, but it is there! If you have a look and still are not convinced, try a simple adjustment with a graphics program...just reduce the brightness. That will help the skin tones under her clothing really stick out!

    #2 is from NMD and isn't too shabby either.

    Laura Prepon
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    The non-Trek picture of the day is definitely Laura #1. I've been a fan of "That 70's Show" since day one, and I'm thrilled that it's finally getting the attention it deserves. Ok, you got me... I'm just glad that the hot young babes are posing in skimpy outfits on the covers of magazines like Maxim to promote the show!

    Link #2 is a series of vidcaps from "That 70's Show" by Raja, featuring scenes from the episode with the stripper fantasy.

    (1, 2, 3)

    From Front magazine by KZ. #2 has the best exposure with some see-thru pokies.

    Kate Moss
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    Paparazzi pics by PicCap of a topless, chunky Kate at the beach. Looks like she's finally bulked up enough to hit triple digits on the scale!

    Minori Aoi
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    For the fans of Asian models. Three great scans with frontal nudity. I'm partial to link #3. Something about the lighting and photography just works for me.

    Amy Lynn Baxter The best kind of holiday fun...a nekkid, large breasted bimbo wearing nuthin' but a Santa hat! Vidcaps from "Affairs of the Heart", by Scanman.

    Emily Lloyd In case you haven't stopped by The Honte's sight lately, here's a little taste of what he's been up to...fantastic topless images of Emily in scenes from the UK movie "Woundings".

    Jennifer Ellison Nip slip from the co-star of the UK series "Brookside".

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