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"Passion in Hot Hollows"
Passion in Hot Hollows (1969) is a Joe Sarno roughie made in upstate New York, and is a Sarno classic, in that he uses moody lighting, has no music during the sex scenes, and focuses on female orgasms. Cherie Winters and her husband return to her hick home town, and stay at her sister (Uta Erikson)'s hotel. Cherie is rich, easily bored, and does not get along with her sister. The waitress there, Linda Boyce, is married to an unemployed mill worker, who is busy seducing Monique Drevon.
Winters wants to get even with her sister, and add a little thrill to her own boring life, but getting him to have sex with her sister. Boyce tells her hubby to get a job or get out, then promptly does the nasty with his best friend, and then Winters' husband. Meanwhile. Boyce's husband decides to force Drevon to turn tricks for him. In the exciting climax, Winters and her hubby do a threesome with Drevon, and force her to mount a huge cylinder of some sort.
All four women show breasts. The video quality is less than ideal in this B & W film, but a feature length commentary that includes Joe and Peggy Sarno and David Friedman. They chat more about the exploitation business than about this particular film, but, as a fan of this era and genre, i enjoyed it very much. As to the film, it is a cut above the usual roughie, in that it has a plot, a script, real acting, and good photography. It is, in fact, a much better film than would have been required to satisfy the producers and the grindhouse audiences of the day. The genre is roughie, and this is a C+.
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Urban Legend: Federal statutes intended to help fight organized
crime were designated 'Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt
Organizations' laws because the acronym spelled out the name of a
film gangster. Status: Undetermined.
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Here's the trailer for Melinda and Melinda, Woody Allen's new
movie. "Melinda and Melinda combines romantic comedy
and drama in a way that Woody Allen, unique among filmmakers,
likes to contrast. It takes place in Manhattan and chronicles a
pair of crises that give great reign to the funny and serious
talents of Chiwetel Ejiofor, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee Miller, Radha
Mitchell, Amanda Peet, Chloe Sevigny and Wallace Shawn. All the
usual Allen areas are explained - the fragility of love, marital
infidelity, sophisticated romance, the inability to communicate.
As a character in the movie puts it, 'He's despondent, he's
desperate, he's suicidal. All the comic elements are in place.'"
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They range from the South Pole to the Taj Mahal to a Dairy Queen
in Port Charlotet Florida
- If you have a friend who wants to take over the world with
sharks - I have found your Christmas gift for him.
Lasershoppe.com - High Power Green Laser
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Natasha Lyonne "was arrested Friday night at her Manhattan home
after she allegedly made menacing remarks to a neighbor's pet."
Only in Manhattan would there be a law against making menacing
remarks to a dog. Explanation, just in case you're wondering: I've
committed the fallacy of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
Obviously she wasn't arrested FOR talkin' trash to a puppy. She
was arrested for a real crime AFTER talkin' trash to a puppy. I'm
guessing her mattress tags weren't in order. My quote from the
article is accurate, but misleading. It's just that I love the
idea of the NYPD's elite SWAT unit gathering outside with
bullhorns and choppers and tear gas to force the surrender of an
obscure actress who made menacing remarks to a dog.
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Court allows church to use hallucinogenic tea
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A debate between Carl Bernstein and Joe Scarborough, as read by
children
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The Daily Show's HOLIDAY edition of This Week in God.
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Two new clips from William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
. Still no clips from the Charles Bukowski version.
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The trailer for the Scandinavian comedy The Green Butchers
: "'The Green Butchers' is a comedy that combines the
trite, the morbid and the amusing. Bjarne and Svend are pals.
Svend has great ambition driven by an equally great inferiority
complex, while Bjarne hardly cares about anything else at all
apart from Astrid, his girlfriend. Starting their own butcher shop
enables them to escape from their vicious boss, Holger, but the
shop doesn't do well until a bizarre coincidence leads Svend to
concoct a new dish for their organic butcher shop. Business takes
off, but will they still be able to obtain the ingredients for
this special dish?"
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The trailer from Ron Howard's latest, Cinderella Man:
"Russell Crowe stars in the story inspired by the life of
legendary athlete Jim Braddock, a once-promising light heavyweight
boxer forced into retirement after a string of losses in the ring.
As the nation enters the darkest years of the Great Depression,
Braddock accepts a string of dead-end jobs to support his wife,
Mae (Renee Zellweger), and their children, while never totally
abandoning his dream of boxing again. Thanks to a last minute
cancellation, Braddock finds himself back in the ring against the
second-ranked world contender--and to everyone's amazement,
Braddock wins in the third round. Despite being pounds lighter
than his opponents and repeated injuries to his hands, Braddock
continues to fight against challengers and win. Carrying on his
shoulders the hopes and dreams of the disenfranchised masses,
Braddock, dubbed the 'Cinderella Man,' faces his toughest
challenger in Max Baer (Craig Bierko), the heavyweight champion of
the world, renowned for having killed two men in the ring."
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The biggest mistakes of 2004
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AtomFilms picks the Top 10 Shockwave Films of the year - and hosts
the actual films!
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Plumbing the Depths of "Groundhog Day"
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Ten Things Not to Buy for Christmas fpor the Politically Correct:
"Christmas gift buyers should avoid coral jewelry, crocodile skin
and Beluga caviar if they want to enjoy a guilt-free holiday
season, the nature protection group WWF said Tuesday."
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Luba appears in Matador magazine without her pink knee-high socks.
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THE BILL O'REILLY ALLEGED PHONE SEX SCANDAL IMPERSONATION CONTEST
- Nader finishes fourth behind an imaginary guy.
Electoral college names the top three candidates: George Bush,
John F Kerry, and John L Kerry.
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The cast of The L Word poses (tastefully) nekkid.
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Lucifer's Toy Chest - The Following Toys are Banned From Church
Property!
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The 200 pound former Cheers star Kirstie Alley is to appear on a
TV advertising campaign promoting a new Jenny Craig weight loss
program.
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ESPN's Sex and Sports 2004.
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Pop singer Robbie Williams said he would still be taking drugs if
they didn't make him so fat.
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"Skin City: Uncovering the Las Vegas Sex Industry" to be made into
a movie. The cast? I think we can rule out Jim Cavaziel
and The Olsen Twins.
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Police suspect a French prosecutor of paying a prostitute with a
stolen credit card just hours after addressing a conference on
ethics. Damned unethical fool. Everyone knows that the
ethical thing to do it to play a prostitute with stolen cash. If
you use a stolen CC, she might not get the money, and it would be
unethical to use her services for free.
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TWO basketball cheerleaders have been axed for recording a
home-made lesbian movie which was circulated through the e-mail,
cell phone, and the internet. Damn that internet. Damn
it I say! Now who has the pictures?
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Eva Longoria bikini video from MAXIMtv
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No more hot girl-on-girl action for Charlize Theron.
After doing love scenes with Christina Ricci and Penelope Cruz,
Theron is retiring from screen lesbianism in order to avoid
typecasting.
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I don't really know who Samantha de Grenet is, but she has a
mighty nice calendar.
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NBA Power Rankings. How many people would have
predicted the Suns to start the year 21-3? They are 10-1 on the
road. Last year they were 10-31 on the road, and did not win their
21st game until March!
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www.xmenfilms.net - Three things you may not know about X-3, as
provided by X-men fanatics.
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Cellphone Sexcapade Fuels Scandal in India
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Most Americans want to say "Sayonara" to Rummy
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Canadian Board Game Lets Players Run Marijuana Farm.
The Canadians are lobbying to make this an olympic event, but they
are expected to finish far behind the Jamaicans for the gold.
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Mobile Phone Radiation Harms Body Cells and Damages DNA.
The very fact for which the term "poetic justice" was coined. This
could be a massive problem, if proved conclusively, because there
are now 1.5 BILLION cell phones in use on our planet, about one
cell phone for every three adults.
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Happy Holidays from Jacko (Parody song - quite
professional.)
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Colin Farrell adds Lohan notch to his gun barrel.
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Warner Brothers 2005 Preview from Coming Soon
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An Australian smoker found the coupon of a lifetime in a pack of
cigarettes -- good for one free lung.
- Step aside Rose McGowan.
Model Jodie Marsh comes up with the best award show costume ever.
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There are many who say that busty topless women were the very
reason mechanical bulls were invented. Or, for that
matter, the reason the human race was invented.
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Here's the trailer for the Adam Sandler remake of The Longest
Yard. (Burt Reynolds, the star of the first version
when he was a young man, is back in a different role for the
remake.) OK, I admit it. The trailer got me to smile a few times.
Maybe it will be OK.
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FAILED MISSILE DEFENSE ROCKET WINS PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM.
Latest White House ceremony raises eyebrows by honoring still more
failure.
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Topless dancer acts as the body double for Keira Knightley in Tony
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The Damned (1969)
Here are six clips of Swedish actress Ingrid Thulin, who died
nearly a year ago, in "La Caduta degli Dei" (1969; aka. The
Damned), one of those monumental dramas by Luchino Visconti. In
this movie we see how a rich German family is divided over how to
handle the rising Nazism, along with their own not very orthodox
morals. In clips 5 and 6, mother and son don't exactly have
a normal relationship, if you know what I mean.
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'Caps and review by C2K:
"Wimbledon"
Writing the script for this film would have been a relatively easy task. The movie can be based on Tim Henman, who every year excites the crowd he might become the first British champion since Fred Perry in 1936 only to fall in the Quarter or Semi-Finals. To add excitement look no further than the 2001 Wimbledon. Ranked 127 and receiving a wild card to the tournament, three times losing finalist Goran Ivanisevic won Wimbledon in the craziest circumstances. There were the “Two Gorans” in every game, the “emergency Goran” who bailed him out against Henman, his post match press conferences that were the most entertaining on the tennis circuit.
Peter Colt (Paul Bettany) was the great hope of British tennis, ranked number 11 in the world and a US Open semi-finalist. Now ranked 117 in the world he is given a wild card to what will be his last Wimbledon and coming to accept a future away from the circuit as a pro at a posh tennis club. At the tournament he meets and falls in love with Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst) a brash young American in the John McEnroe mould and currently the hottest property in tennis. Falling in love helps Peter’s game but has an adverse effect on Lizzie, making her father determined to stop the off court love match. As he progresses through the draw Peter has to battle on and off the court.
This is a good sports film because of the unprecedented access to film at Wimbledon during the 2003 Championship and the CGI enhanced tennis scenes choreographed by former Wimbledon champion Pat Cash. Cash also coached the actors and Bettany’s strokes and movement are up to standard although Dunst fails to look convincing even as a club player and her serve would never clear the net. The supporting cast enhance the film with Nikolaj Coster Waldau as Colt’s practice partner and best friend on tour bringing the buddy element to the film and Sam Neill as Lizzie’s father playing the role of loving but dominating father without going to the excesses of Capriatti, Dokic and Pierce. Jon Favreau as Colt’s long lost agent steals every scene he’s in. There are cameos by John McEnroe and Chris Evert as commentators and former French Open Doubles champion Murphy Jensen as Colt’s opponent. However the director missed out what would have been the biggest coup of all when he decided against casting a young blonde Russian tennis player for looking too similar to Dunst as the very same young blonde Russian Maria Sharapova went on to win Wimbledon 2004 a couple of months before the film was released. The romance element works because Dunst is sweet, charming and looks extremely pretty and Bettany comes across as the type of guy you want to succeed rather than a Henman whose failure is ever amusing.
- Kirsten Dunst teasing us as usual. In #1 she has a "nude behind barely transparent shower door" scene. In #4 she shows partial breast views while putting on a top.
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NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
First up from the Ghost today...part one of his mega-coverage of the Skinemax movie "Exposed" (2003). These 'caps feature adult star Jezebelle Bond having plenty of pseudo sex.
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- Amanda Ryan, baring all 3 B's in the 1997 UK movie "Metroland", starring Christian Bale.
- Carol Bagdasarian, the daughter of Ross Bagdasarian (the voice of Alvin and the Chipmunks). Here she is taking her shirt off and briefly showing a side breast view as she crawls into bed with Walker Texas Ranger in a scene from "The Octagon" (1980).
- Deborah Kara Unger bares all 3 B's in this unfortunately dark blue scene from "Highlander III: The Sorcerer" (1994).
- "Blade: Trinity" star Jessica Biel wearing only a bra and boxer shorts while gettin' drunk in a scene from the Roger Avary movie "The Rules of Attraction" (2002). Click here for the Scoopy.com review. If for no other reason, it's worth checking out because Scoop included a picture of the 'Evil Dawson'.
- Sally Hawkins, topless in a scene from the UK movie "All or Nothing" (2002).
- Francesca Rettondini. Here is the Italian actress going topless and baring her bum in scenes from the 2002 ghost/horror/thriller, "Ghost Ship".
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'Caps and comments by Dann:
"Door in the Floor"
While silly young actresses like Natalie Portman are making a big deal about (not) showing their boobs, along comes two established and respected actresses, Kim Basinger and Mimi Rogers, who had no problem getting naked for this 2004 drama (although granted Basinger's nudity was done in a very long camera shot so you couldn't see much). No so with Rogers, who has a many-seconds-long full frontal scene.
Based on the John Irving novel A Widow for One Year, the movie tells the story of successful 1950's children book author Ted Cole and his wife (although it's set in modern times rather than the 50's).
After they lose their teenaged sons in a car accident, wife Marion lapses into deep depression and causes tremendous strain to their marriage. Ted hires a young man to work as his summer assistant, and he winds up becoming Marion's lover. Although Ted becomes aware of the relationship, their own work relationship remains.
Excellently acted with a well-done screen play and interesting characters, the movie had only one minor flaw. It's flat-out boring. Perhaps I've just overdosed on too many action movies.
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Mary Louise Parker
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Full frontal and full dorsal nudity in scenes from the made for HBO mini-series, "Angels in America". Parker's performance earned her an Emmy and a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress.
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Scenes from the 2003 movie "The Human Stain", starring Kidman, Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris. Kidman gave up some partial nudity, while Barrett was very clearly topless and also did a far off frontal nude scene.
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Another great find by LC! Here is the star of "Amélie" baring a beautiful bum in scenes from "Un long dimanche de fiançailles" aka "A Very Long Engagement". Directed and co-written by Jean-Pierre Jeunet (who also did the same for "Amélie"). The movie just opened here in the States in a very limited release this past Friday.
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Señor Skin 'caps of Arquette baring a breast in a deleted scene from "True Romance" (1993). Look for Arquette on the small screen next month in her new series "Medium" on NBC.
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Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
PARIS HILTON TOO LAZY FOR SEX
Maybe It's The Prozac - Paris Hilton told Rolling Stone that she's too lazy
to have sex. She said, "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really
care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything,
really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."
She'd rather kiss her Chihuahua.
Or talk on her cell phone...which she can do WHILE having sex.
If Paris is in the mood for sex, she can just watch herself do it on TV.
CHRISTMAS TREES EXPENSIVE IN HAWAII
Christmas Island - Hawaiians are suffering from Christmas tree sticker
shock. The trees have to be flown in from Oregon. Last year, retailers
ordered too many and had a surplus. This year, they ordered fewer and
ended up with a shortage. Upset crowds at one tree lot were told that the
trees would cost up to $200 each. One man gave up waiting in line and
ordered a tree from Colorado by cell phone. It cost him $80 plus $145 for
shipping.
It'll arrive in two to three weeks.
The trees are $200 each, and those are the ones left over from last
year.
So Hawaiians have to pay extra for Christmas trees? Those poor saps!
Boy, I'd sure hate to be THERE!
Worse, if you're in Honolulu and dreaming of a white Christmas, it's
really gonna cost you.
POT GROWER BOARD GAME
Teaches Kids A Trade - Ivan Solomon of Vancouver and his partner, a
reformed pot grower known only as "Rabbit," have invented "The Grow-Op
Game," an "educational board game" in which the players become marijuana
growers. In the Monopoly-style game, players go around the board renting
properties, buying grow-lights and planting and harvesting crops while
trying to avoid the "Growbuster" who lands on your property, rips out the
plants and sends you directly to jail. They deny that it glamorizes drugs,
saying it highlights the negatives. You can land on spaces where your
hydropods flood or your neighbors rat on you.
But somehow, it all seems hilariously funny.
The game pieces are a tiny metal Twinkie, Ding-Dong, slice of pizza and bag of Funyons.
Like Monopoly, you get rich by growing it on Baltic Avenue and selling
it on Park Place.
The only way to "Get Out Of Jail Free" is to play it in the Netherlands.
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