Monday
 
  • Still looking for anything of Nicole Berger nude.
  • Looking for a "lost" topless scene ... about 2 seconds of clear toplessness done by Victoria Jackson in "Baby Boom", and now cut from all prints of the movie. Anybody got a lead on this rare scene?
  • had a request for the two frontal scenes done by Kim Evenson in that holiday favorite, "It's A Wonderful Life" "Porky's Revenge".
  • Uncle Scoopy's Holiday Humor House
  • Let us all hold hands with our loved ones as we stroll through the great Georgian-era neo-classical monuments of Washington D.C. .... especially the famous monuments to Lincoln, Jefferson, and .... CLINTON?
  • A tale sure to offend everyone. Another Christmas Carol.
  • Another tale sure to offend everyone. How the Starr stole Christmas.
  • Assorted
  • I really thought Brigitte Nielsen was gorgeous before she got the plastic boobs and the white hair. I think these two pictures illustrate my point eloquently.
  • Brigitte Nielsen, pre-construction, #2. I watched "Red Sonja" on the Turner channel the other day (about twice a year they show it instead of "Beastmaster"), and I couldn't help but notice that Nielsen is by far the best performer in the movie, and was absolutely gorgeous. Of course, her acting competition was Arnold in his earlier Conan-like days, and Sandahl Bergman, who turns in the single worst performance I've ever seen except for porno flicks and Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.
  • In a long-forgotten time, Evelyn Nesbitt was the hottest thing going. Everyone talked about her or wrote about her, men killed for her (part of the story is told in "Ragtime").
  • Gwyneth Paltrow in an evening gown which does little to nothing to obstruct your view of the goodies. Life can be good.
  • Blackshine
  • Blackshine is yet another member of the impressive #german-celebs channel on undernet. Vidcaps. Gesine Cukrowski in "Die Schlaefer"
  • Mac Hero
  • MacHero is yet another talented chronicler of the German cable TV. All of this material is new to me. Unlike some of the other vidcappers with German material, he also has gone after some older material. Helga Anders in "Schreie in der nacht". (Screams in the night) These caps are from a movie 30 years old. Anders has been dead more than a decade. The Austrian-born actress (nee: Helga Scherz) died tragically young, age 38, of "heart failure". Usually when that is the cause of death, it means there was something not suitable for print.
  • Julia Dahmen from a TV series, "All My daughters".
  • Julia Jaeger in "Woanders scheint nachts die Sonne". ("Somewhere else the sun shines at night")
  • Ursula Karven in "Rosamunde Pilcher". She is a lovely woman who resembles a cross between Gwyneth Paltrow and Rosanna Arquette
  • More German material
  • This next gallery is composed of material done by other German vidcappers or focusing on German material. These men are incredibly productive. Here's Simone Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe" from Freakie 2
  • Simone Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe" from AP
  • Simone Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe" from AP
  • Silvia Rochon in "Blutjunge Liebe" from AP
  • Barbara Rudnik. She's the prolific German actress born in Wehbach. (Wasn't that the machine that Sherman and Peabody used?). Sorry to say I don't know the movie or the vidcapper. This picture could be used as a fake for Faye Dunaway.
  • Anja Najarri in "SK Babies". This is a crime series. I never heard of the actress.
  • More Movie madness
  • Kathleen Quinlan in "Independence Day" (wet blouse) . This is the 1983 movie, not the recent space invader shoot-em-up
  • Kathleen Quinlan in "Sunday Lovers"
  • Pam Grier in "Foxy Brown". Thanks to Donbun for these, in response to yesterday's pics of Pam which I couldn't identify.
  • Pam Grier in "Foxy Brown"
  • Athena Massey in the unrated version of "Undercover"
  • Jessie Meng in "Red Corner"
  • Clara Bellar in "The First 9 1/2 Weeks"
  • Deborah Shelton in "Nemesis". If you've never seen the movie, it is nothing special, but this is a great scene. Shelton really throws a mean punch, and she's stark naked.
  • Rebecca Chambers in "Prison Heat"
  • Buns of the stars: Kelly LeBrock in "Woman in Red"
  • Buns of the stars: Kim Cattrall in "Porky's"
  • Lucy Liu in "City of Industry"
  • Missy Browning in "Desert Passion"
  • Tia Carrere's body double in "Showdown in Little Tokyo"
  • Victoria Adams in a movie which you regulars can identify as my all-time favorite: "Spice World". (no nudity, but perky nipples). Probably the best possible movie entertainment possible without Joe Don Baker.
  • Jessica Lange. Based on the dress, I think it's from King Kong, but damned if I'll watch that again to find out for sure
  • Penelope Ann Miller in "Carlito's Way"
  • Alina Chivulescu in "Alien Abduction". Um ...OK. Must be one of the top Rumanian international stars. Offhand, I can't think of another one, so she may now be #1 on the basis of this fine movie. The IMBd viewers rated this 3.0 out of 10. This places it on the same level with "Kazaam", "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow", and "Leonard, Part 6". The only review in the IMDb page cals it "bad, boring, dumb, and stupid". Oh, man, now that I think about it, maybe I liked "Kazaam" better than "Spice World"
  • Ione Skye in "Girls in Prison"
  • Aesthete and "Casual Sex"
  • Aesthete didn't have any caps of Victoria Jackson in "Baby Boom", but our tearful plea wrenched his heartstrings, and he filled our tin cups with scenes from "Casual Sex". You would have to be a pretty big fan of Victoria and lea Thompson to sit through this movie, which also starred the subtle Andrew Dice Clay. The best review was written by Hal Hinson of the Washington Post, who said, "Casual Sex?," the movie, is exactly like the real thing -- kinda empty, kinda unfulfilling, and you feel just awful afterward." Anyway, this collage is Victoria Jackson
  • Victoria Jackson
  • Victoria Jackson
  • mostly Victoria Jackson
  • Victoria Jackson and Lea Thompson
  • Victoria Jackson and Lea Thompson
  • mostly Lea Thompson
  • just Lea Thompson
  • Master Bagger and "Body Heat"
  • Hurt/Turner, "Body Heat". What more is there to say? Here she grabs his schwantz
  • Hurt/Turner, "Body Heat". Here she uses Mr. Happy to drag him back to bed.
  • Hurt/Turner, "Body Heat". A famous standing embrace
  • Hurt/Turner, "Body Heat". Scenes in bed
  • Hurt/Turner, "Body Heat". The super-jumbo enlargement
  • OOPS .. here's an old one from Master Bagger that I missed. Nancy LaScala in "Species II"
  • OOPS .. here's another old one from Master Bagger that I missed. Kelly Preston in "Secret Admirer"
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  • Sunday's Stuff
  • What a find! A cheesecake picture of Dale Evans, queen of the West, plucked by one of our visitors from one of those web auction sites. She's not nude, of course, but I've never before seen a "sexy" picture of her or Roy. I do have some nudes on my male site of Trigger. Man, that Trigger was hung like a horse.
  • The same auction also has an 8 1/2 by 11 of this classic Mamie van Doren pic.
  • I've been looking for this movie forever, and BFD tracked it down. Lauren Hutton in "Little Fauss and Big Halsey". As a special bonus, includes Michael J. Pollard doing a David Letterman impersonation.
  • Scoopy Jr made the salient point last week when discussing Paulina Porizkova in "Thursday". She was THE supermodel of the 80's, until she just got bored with it. She looked great and had the brains to match. These vidcaps kind of shattered my dreams 1)she didn't age that well 2) the make-up is awful (she plays a trashy villianess) 3) she looked better before she took off her clothes. Sorry Paulina, join the Teri Hatcher Club of celebs that should have kept it on. Here's Sing's version.
  • Here's Beercap's version of Porizkova. By the way, the ubiquitous Mickey Rourke turns up in this one, too. The film was first seen this year in the USA. It was entered in a Film Festival in Canada in 1997. It may have been filmed as early as 1996, I'm not certain. Porizkova was somewhere around 31 or 32 when this was filmed. She plays the baddie in this movie, and she did get good a review in the only review I read. (see next link)
  • Here's Apollo's review of the film. Ebert hasn't reviewed it.
  • MGM sent this in as four separate frames, but I joined them together to show the flavor of the scene. This is about as close as Kate Capshaw ever got to nudity. She bared her buns in the obscure 1982 movie "A Little Sex". (By the way, MGM sent in about a bazillion frames, good stuff, but it'll take me a while to get them all posted.
  • Anne Heche in "Six Days - Seven Nights". No nudity, but you'll like it.
  • Humungo new scan of Madonna in a see-through blouse.
  • That new Bond girl, Sophie Marceau, in "The Student"
  • speaking of French babes, here's my favorite picture of my favorite French babe, in a very clear new enlarged cap from MGM. Mathilda May in "Lifeforce". This picture, better than any other, demonstrates why Celebrity Sleuth chose her breasts as the best natural set in the world, and why I have no quarrel with that selection.
  • You can't pick up an entertainment article without reading about "Shakespeare in Love", with Paltrow and Fiennes' little brother. Opens Christmas Day in the USA, slightly later in England, 2007 in Estonia ... (hey, translating iambic pentamenter into Estonian is a bitch). Here's a little Gwyneth cleavage as a teaser.
  • Arthur Figgis
  • Figgis now joins the ranks of Scanman and Graphic Response in the pantheon of productivity. I read on GR's site that he has personally created something like 7,000 celebrity files, probably ranking him as the all-time leader. Scanman has to rank near the top in the last quarter, with hundreds created in that time period. But for this last week or two, Figgis seems to be churning them out like crazy. Some pretty cool stuff, too. How about Catherine Zeta-Jones in the appropriately titled "Catherine the Great". It nevers fails to irk Elya (who is Russian, I'm Polish) when I refer to that particular empress as Catherine the "Great by Russian standards". Of course, this is a little presumptuous for a Pole. Poland had one great king, Sobieski, to compare with anyone, even Augustus or Alexander the Great. After him, however, the quality dropped off a bit. The second best king lived in a mobile home and drove a pick-up truck.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones in "Catherine the Great".
  • Speaking of Poles here's a good Polish name for you: Aglaya Szyszkowitz in "Two Men, Two Women". Actually, Polish phonetics aren't that hard, but the alphabet has an unusual relationship to sounds. Her last name is "shish-ko-veech" ... it just ain't spelled that way. She probably pronounces it "shish-ko-vits", since she's German, and the "tz" at the end seems to be an intentional teutonification of the Polish "cz". To confuse you still further, her first name is generally spelled "Aglaia".
  • Sandra Speichert in "The Campus" (no nudity)
  • Sandra Speichert in "The Campus" (no nudity)
  • Catherine Flemming in "Hunger"
  • Catherine Flemming in "Hunger"
  • Catherine Flemming in "Hunger"
  • Miranda Richardson in "Dance with a Stranger"
  • Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio in "The January Man"
  • Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio in "The January Man"
  • Eva Grimaldi
  • We have previously run frames from "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi, but I think this is the most thoroughly anyone has covered the action. This time the vidcapper is AP
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #2
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #3
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #4
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #5
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #6
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #7
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #8
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #9
  • "Intimo", starring Eva Grimaldi #10
  • Red Wings
  • This gallery is obscure, but sorta interesting. Red Wings is a vidcapper who specializes in movies in the Portuguese language. That's a fairly small niche, but there are some good scenes here. I guess the negative spin in that you never heard of these people. The positive spin is that everything here is original. After all, we're always looking for new material. Here's Cassia Kiss in "Ele, o boto"
  • Here's one more of Cassia Kiss in "Ele, o boto". I understand they watch this in Portugal for Christmas, instead of "It's A Wonderful Life" "Porky's Revenge". Or, as they call it, "La Venganza del Gordón"
  • Luciana Vendrami in "Trancado por Dentro". Amazingly, I picked six collage from his site (at his request), and there are none of Sonia Braga. You mathematicians, what are the odds of picking six Portuguese-language movies with nudity and not spotting Braga at least once? Must be up there with those OJ DNA odds.
  • Ana Bustorf in "Sapatos Negros", which means either "Rap Music" or "Black Shoes". I'm not sure which.
  • Patricia Pilar in "A Maldicao de Sampaku"
  • Speaking of Brazilian chicks. This is not from Red Wings, but here's DonBun's new scan of Claudia Ohana in "Luiza"
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  • Pandora
  • well, for something different, I guess we can turn to the famous megachested entertainer, Pandora Peaks. Amazing that a woman with a body like this was fortuitously born into the Peaks family. The neighboring Valleys family had a rather flat daughter, as I recall. Further proof that the lord sometimes abandons his mysterious ways and works in perfectly transparent ones.
  • Pandora Peaks, doing her best impersonation of Barbara Eden magnified.
  • Pandora Peaks
  • Saturday's Stuff
  • Superduperhypermegamodels from Johnny Web
  • Hi, ya'll. It's Uncle Scoopy here a day early as Junior takes a hard-earned rest. These scans are taken from "Sirens", a collection of photos by Marco Glaviano. Kirsten Allen
  • Anna Falchi
  • Revisiting an old favorite. Joan Severance and her Sax
  • The queen of the model butts ... the Jennifer Lopez of modeling ... Stephanie Seymour
  • Adriana Sklenarikova
  • Cindy Crawford
  • Katje Halme.
  • Daniela Pestova
  • Mel Flagler
  • Eva Herzigova
  • Dawn Heusser
  • Valerie Jean
  • Cecilia Nord
  • Gail Elliott
  • Iman
  • Susan Jackson
  • Paulina Porizkova (no nudity)
  • Jeannette Schaeffers
  • Annelise Seubert
  • Amber Smith
  • Leslie Ann Woodward
  • Movies from Figgis
  • Arthur Figgis continues to turn out vidcaps at an astounding rate. Some of these were run by Junior during the week, but others were not. Here's Catherine Flemming in "Ein Fleisch und Blut"
  • Julia Brendler stark naked in "Blutjunge Liebe"
  • Antje Schmidt "Im Innern des Bernsteins"
  • more Antje Schmidt "Im Innern des Bernsteins"
  • Lori Singer in "FTW". FTW is Fuck The World and Frank T Wells, and guess who plays ol' Frank T? None other than Mickey Rourke. Junior discussed this cast the other day. Besides Rourke, Aaron Neville rounds out the acting machine assembled by director Michael Karbelnikoff. His only other film was 1991's "Mobsters", which gave us Christian Slater as Lucky Luciano. Luciano's Lucky streak kinda ended with a double barrel. First, death. Second, being played by Christian Slater. I mean, imagine your own life brought to the Silver Screen, and the guy playing you is better suited to play Tattoo on Fantasy Island. Only Tattoo has a more masculine voice. Oh, the humanity! I already have my cast picked out for "The Scoopy Story". First Choice: Rutger Hauer. Second: Gary Busey. Third: John Voight. (Note: you can see my picture at http://www.scoopy.com/trivia.htm). The studios don't quite see it my way. They want the part of Uncle Scoopy to be played by Shemp Howard. Or Christian Slater standing on an orange crate. Or Shaq O'Neill in that genie outfit. It looks like we may have to compromise on Gerard Depardieu.
  • more Lori Singer in "FTW". Singer is 36 now,and it doesn't seem likely she'll ever get a major role in a major film. Her career is always in the twilight. Never made-for-cable or straight-to-vid or TV movies. But no Speilberg pics either. (She did have a minor role in an Altman movie)
  • Simone Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
  • Simone Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
  • More Movies
  • Startibartfest, who is a colleague of Figgis on that german-celebs undernet channel, also turned out some caps of Catherine Flemming in "Ein Fleisch und Blut"
  • from BFD: Alex Meneses in "Amanda and the Alien"
  • from BFD: one more of Alex Meneses in "Amanda and the Alien"
  • Irene Miracle in "Midnight Express". You know the scene. "I'm here for you, Billy"
  • Julia Montgomery, "Revenge of the Nerds"
  • Natasha Richardson as Patty Hearst
  • Jill Schoelen in "The Stepfather"
  • Rachel Shelley in "Photographing Fairies"
  • Renee Soutendijk in "Eve of Destruction"
  • Sally Kirkland in "In the Heat of Passion"
  • Sally Kirkland in "Eye of the Stranger"
  • Ursula Karven in "Rosamunde Pilcher"