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Monday
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Still
looking for anything of Nicole Berger
nude.
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Looking
for a "lost" topless scene ...
about 2 seconds of clear toplessness done
by Victoria Jackson in "Baby
Boom", and now cut from all prints
of the movie. Anybody got a lead on this
rare scene?
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had a
request for the two frontal scenes done
by Kim Evenson in that holiday favorite, "It's
A Wonderful Life"
"Porky's Revenge".
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Uncle Scoopy's
Holiday Humor House |
Let us all
hold hands with our loved ones as we
stroll through the great Georgian-era
neo-classical monuments of Washington
D.C. .... especially the famous monuments
to Lincoln, Jefferson, and .... CLINTON?
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A tale sure
to offend everyone. Another Christmas
Carol.
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Another tale
sure to offend everyone. How the Starr
stole Christmas.
Assorted
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I really
thought Brigitte Nielsen was gorgeous
before she got the plastic boobs and the
white hair. I think these two pictures
illustrate my point eloquently.
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Brigitte
Nielsen, pre-construction, #2. I watched
"Red Sonja" on the Turner
channel the other day (about twice a year
they show it instead of
"Beastmaster"), and I couldn't
help but notice that Nielsen is by far
the best performer in the movie, and was
absolutely gorgeous. Of course, her
acting competition was Arnold in his
earlier Conan-like days, and Sandahl
Bergman, who turns in the single worst
performance I've ever seen except for
porno flicks and Kevin Costner's Robin
Hood.
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In a
long-forgotten time, Evelyn Nesbitt was
the hottest thing going. Everyone talked
about her or wrote about her, men killed
for her (part of the story is told in
"Ragtime").
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Gwyneth
Paltrow in an evening gown which does
little to nothing to obstruct your view
of the goodies. Life can be good.
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Blackshine
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Blackshine is
yet another member of the impressive
#german-celebs channel on undernet.
Vidcaps. Gesine Cukrowski in "Die
Schlaefer"
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Mac Hero
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MacHero is
yet another talented chronicler of the
German cable TV. All of this material is
new to me. Unlike some of the other
vidcappers with German material, he also
has gone after some older material. Helga
Anders in "Schreie in der
nacht". (Screams in the night) These
caps are from a movie 30 years old.
Anders has been dead more than a decade.
The Austrian-born actress (nee: Helga
Scherz) died tragically young, age 38, of
"heart failure". Usually when
that is the cause of death, it means
there was something not suitable for
print.
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Julia Dahmen
from a TV series, "All My
daughters".
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Julia Jaeger
in "Woanders scheint nachts die
Sonne". ("Somewhere else the
sun shines at night")
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Ursula Karven
in "Rosamunde Pilcher". She is
a lovely woman who resembles a cross
between Gwyneth Paltrow and Rosanna
Arquette
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More
German material
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This next
gallery is composed of material done by
other German vidcappers or focusing on
German material. These men are incredibly
productive. Here's Simone Thomalla in
"Blutjunge Liebe" from Freakie
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Simone
Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
from AP
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Simone
Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
from AP
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Silvia Rochon
in "Blutjunge Liebe" from AP
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Barbara
Rudnik. She's the prolific German actress
born in Wehbach. (Wasn't that the machine
that Sherman and Peabody used?). Sorry to
say I don't know the movie or the
vidcapper. This picture could be used as
a fake for Faye Dunaway.
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Anja Najarri
in "SK Babies". This is a crime
series. I never heard of the actress.
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More Movie
madness
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Kathleen
Quinlan in "Independence Day"
(wet blouse) . This is the 1983 movie,
not the recent space invader shoot-em-up
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Kathleen
Quinlan in "Sunday Lovers"
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Pam Grier in
"Foxy Brown". Thanks to Donbun
for these, in response to yesterday's
pics of Pam which I couldn't identify.
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Pam Grier in
"Foxy Brown"
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Athena Massey
in the unrated version of
"Undercover"
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Jessie Meng
in "Red Corner"
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Clara Bellar
in "The First 9 1/2 Weeks"
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Deborah
Shelton in "Nemesis". If you've
never seen the movie, it is nothing
special, but this is a great scene.
Shelton really throws a mean punch, and
she's stark naked.
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Rebecca
Chambers in "Prison Heat"
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Buns of the
stars: Kelly LeBrock in "Woman in
Red"
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Buns of the
stars: Kim Cattrall in
"Porky's"
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Lucy Liu in
"City of Industry"
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Missy
Browning in "Desert Passion"
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Tia Carrere's
body double in "Showdown in Little
Tokyo"
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Victoria
Adams in a movie which you regulars can
identify as my all-time favorite:
"Spice World". (no nudity, but
perky nipples). Probably the best
possible movie entertainment possible
without Joe Don Baker.
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Jessica
Lange. Based on the dress, I think it's
from King Kong, but damned if I'll watch
that again to find out for sure
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Penelope Ann
Miller in "Carlito's Way"
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Alina
Chivulescu in "Alien
Abduction". Um ...OK. Must be one of
the top Rumanian international stars.
Offhand, I can't think of another one, so
she may now be #1 on the basis of this
fine movie. The IMBd viewers rated this
3.0 out of 10. This places it on the same
level with "Kazaam",
"Santa Claus Conquers the
Martians", "Police Academy:
Mission to Moscow", and
"Leonard, Part 6". The only
review in the IMDb page cals it
"bad, boring, dumb, and
stupid". Oh, man, now that I think
about it, maybe I liked
"Kazaam" better than
"Spice World"
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Ione Skye in
"Girls in Prison"
Aesthete
and "Casual Sex"
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Aesthete
didn't have any caps of Victoria Jackson
in "Baby Boom", but our tearful
plea wrenched his heartstrings, and he
filled our tin cups with scenes from
"Casual Sex". You would have to
be a pretty big fan of Victoria and lea
Thompson to sit through this movie, which
also starred the subtle Andrew Dice Clay.
The best review was written by Hal Hinson
of the Washington Post, who said,
"Casual Sex?," the movie, is
exactly like the real thing -- kinda
empty, kinda unfulfilling, and you feel
just awful afterward." Anyway, this
collage is Victoria Jackson
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Victoria
Jackson
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Victoria
Jackson
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mostly
Victoria Jackson
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Victoria
Jackson and Lea Thompson
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Victoria
Jackson and Lea Thompson
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mostly Lea
Thompson
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just Lea
Thompson
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Master
Bagger and "Body Heat"
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Hurt/Turner,
"Body Heat". What more is there
to say? Here she grabs his schwantz
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Hurt/Turner,
"Body Heat". Here she uses Mr.
Happy to drag him back to bed.
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Hurt/Turner,
"Body Heat". A famous standing
embrace
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Hurt/Turner,
"Body Heat". Scenes in bed
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Hurt/Turner,
"Body Heat". The super-jumbo
enlargement
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OOPS ..
here's an old one from Master Bagger that
I missed. Nancy LaScala in "Species
II"
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OOPS ..
here's another old one from Master Bagger
that I missed. Kelly Preston in
"Secret Admirer"
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I don't think
there is a dedicated Master Bagger site,
but we've got (I think) his whole
collection in the subscription area.
Hell, go for the whole enchilada! Click
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Sunday's Stuff |
What a find!
A cheesecake picture of Dale Evans, queen
of the West, plucked by one of our
visitors from one of those web auction
sites. She's not nude, of course, but
I've never before seen a "sexy"
picture of her or Roy. I do have some
nudes on my male site of Trigger. Man,
that Trigger was hung like a horse.
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The same
auction also has an 8 1/2 by 11 of this
classic Mamie van Doren pic.
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I've been
looking for this movie forever, and BFD
tracked it down. Lauren Hutton in
"Little Fauss and Big Halsey".
As a special bonus, includes Michael J.
Pollard doing a David Letterman
impersonation.
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Scoopy Jr
made the salient point last week when
discussing Paulina Porizkova in
"Thursday". She was THE
supermodel of the 80's, until she just
got bored with it. She looked great and
had the brains to match. These vidcaps
kind of shattered my dreams 1)she didn't
age that well 2) the make-up is awful
(she plays a trashy villianess) 3) she
looked better before she took off her
clothes. Sorry Paulina, join the Teri
Hatcher Club of celebs that should have
kept it on. Here's Sing's version.
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Here's
Beercap's version of Porizkova. By the
way, the ubiquitous Mickey Rourke turns
up in this one, too. The film was first
seen this year in the USA. It was entered
in a Film Festival in Canada in 1997. It
may have been filmed as early as 1996,
I'm not certain. Porizkova was somewhere
around 31 or 32 when this was filmed. She
plays the baddie in this movie, and she
did get good a review in the only review
I read. (see next link)
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Here's
Apollo's review of the film. Ebert hasn't
reviewed it.
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MGM sent this
in as four separate frames, but I joined
them together to show the flavor of the
scene. This is about as close as Kate
Capshaw ever got to nudity. She bared her
buns in the obscure 1982 movie "A
Little Sex". (By the way, MGM sent
in about a bazillion frames, good stuff,
but it'll take me a while to get them all
posted.
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Anne Heche in
"Six Days - Seven Nights". No
nudity, but you'll like it.
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Humungo new
scan of Madonna in a see-through blouse.
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That new Bond
girl, Sophie Marceau, in "The
Student"
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speaking of
French babes, here's my favorite picture
of my favorite French babe, in a very
clear new enlarged cap from MGM. Mathilda
May in "Lifeforce". This
picture, better than any other,
demonstrates why Celebrity Sleuth chose
her breasts as the best natural set in
the world, and why I have no quarrel with
that selection.
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You can't
pick up an entertainment article without
reading about "Shakespeare in
Love", with Paltrow and Fiennes'
little brother. Opens Christmas Day in
the USA, slightly later in England, 2007
in Estonia ... (hey, translating iambic
pentamenter into Estonian is a bitch).
Here's a little Gwyneth cleavage as a
teaser.
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Arthur Figgis |
Figgis now
joins the ranks of Scanman and Graphic
Response in the pantheon of productivity.
I read on GR's site that he has
personally created something like 7,000
celebrity files, probably ranking him as
the all-time leader. Scanman has to rank
near the top in the last quarter, with
hundreds created in that time period. But
for this last week or two, Figgis seems
to be churning them out like crazy. Some
pretty cool stuff, too. How about
Catherine Zeta-Jones in the appropriately
titled "Catherine the Great".
It nevers fails to irk Elya (who is
Russian, I'm Polish) when I refer to that
particular empress as Catherine the
"Great by Russian standards".
Of course, this is a little presumptuous
for a Pole. Poland had one great king,
Sobieski, to compare with anyone, even
Augustus or Alexander the Great. After
him, however, the quality dropped off a
bit. The second best king lived in a
mobile home and drove a pick-up truck.
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Catherine
Zeta-Jones in "Catherine the
Great".
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Speaking of
Poles here's a good Polish name for you:
Aglaya Szyszkowitz in "Two Men, Two
Women". Actually, Polish phonetics
aren't that hard, but the alphabet has an
unusual relationship to sounds. Her last
name is "shish-ko-veech" ... it
just ain't spelled that way. She probably
pronounces it "shish-ko-vits",
since she's German, and the
"tz" at the end seems to be an
intentional teutonification of the Polish
"cz". To confuse you still
further, her first name is generally
spelled "Aglaia".
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Sandra
Speichert in "The Campus" (no
nudity)
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Sandra
Speichert in "The Campus" (no
nudity)
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Catherine
Flemming in "Hunger"
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Catherine
Flemming in "Hunger"
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Catherine
Flemming in "Hunger"
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Miranda
Richardson in "Dance with a
Stranger"
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Mary
Elizabeth Mastrontonio in "The
January Man"
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Mary
Elizabeth Mastrontonio in "The
January Man"
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Eva Grimaldi |
We have
previously run frames from
"Intimo", starring Eva
Grimaldi, but I think this is the most
thoroughly anyone has covered the action.
This time the vidcapper is AP
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #2
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #3
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #4
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #5
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #6
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #7
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #8
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #9
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"Intimo",
starring Eva Grimaldi #10
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Red Wings
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This gallery
is obscure, but sorta interesting. Red
Wings is a vidcapper who specializes in
movies in the Portuguese language. That's
a fairly small niche, but there are some
good scenes here. I guess the negative
spin in that you never heard of these
people. The positive spin is that
everything here is original. After all,
we're always looking for new material.
Here's Cassia Kiss in "Ele, o
boto"
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Here's one
more of Cassia Kiss in "Ele, o
boto". I understand they watch this
in Portugal for Christmas, instead of "It's
A Wonderful Life"
"Porky's Revenge". Or, as they
call it, "La Venganza del
Gordón"
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Luciana
Vendrami in "Trancado por
Dentro". Amazingly, I picked six
collage from his site (at his request),
and there are none of Sonia Braga. You
mathematicians, what are the odds of
picking six Portuguese-language movies
with nudity and not spotting Braga at
least once? Must be up there with those
OJ DNA odds.
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Ana Bustorf
in "Sapatos Negros", which
means either "Rap Music" or
"Black Shoes". I'm not sure
which.
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Patricia
Pilar in "A Maldicao de
Sampaku"
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Speaking of
Brazilian chicks. This is not from Red
Wings, but here's DonBun's new scan of
Claudia Ohana in "Luiza"
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Pandora |
well, for
something different, I guess we can turn
to the famous megachested entertainer,
Pandora Peaks. Amazing that a woman with
a body like this was fortuitously born
into the Peaks family. The neighboring
Valleys family had a rather flat
daughter, as I recall. Further proof that
the lord sometimes abandons his
mysterious ways and works in perfectly
transparent ones.
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Pandora
Peaks, doing her best impersonation of
Barbara Eden magnified.
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Pandora Peaks
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Saturday's
Stuff
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Superduperhypermegamodels
from Johnny Web
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Hi, ya'll.
It's Uncle Scoopy here a day early as
Junior takes a hard-earned rest. These
scans are taken from "Sirens",
a collection of photos by Marco Glaviano.
Kirsten Allen
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Anna Falchi
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Revisiting an
old favorite. Joan Severance and her Sax
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The queen of
the model butts ... the Jennifer Lopez of
modeling ... Stephanie Seymour
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Adriana
Sklenarikova
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Cindy
Crawford
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Katje Halme.
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Daniela
Pestova
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Mel Flagler
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Eva Herzigova
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Dawn Heusser
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Valerie Jean
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Cecilia Nord
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Gail Elliott
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Iman
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Susan Jackson
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Paulina
Porizkova (no nudity)
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Jeannette
Schaeffers
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Annelise
Seubert
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Amber Smith
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Leslie Ann
Woodward
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Movies
from Figgis
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Arthur Figgis
continues to turn out vidcaps at an
astounding rate. Some of these were run
by Junior during the week, but others
were not. Here's Catherine Flemming in
"Ein Fleisch und Blut"
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Julia
Brendler stark naked in "Blutjunge
Liebe"
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Antje Schmidt
"Im Innern des Bernsteins"
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more Antje
Schmidt "Im Innern des
Bernsteins"
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Lori Singer
in "FTW". FTW is Fuck The World
and Frank T Wells, and guess who plays
ol' Frank T? None other than Mickey
Rourke. Junior discussed this cast the
other day. Besides Rourke, Aaron Neville
rounds out the acting machine assembled
by director Michael Karbelnikoff. His
only other film was 1991's
"Mobsters", which gave us
Christian Slater as Lucky Luciano.
Luciano's Lucky streak kinda ended with a
double barrel. First, death. Second,
being played by Christian Slater. I mean,
imagine your own life brought to the
Silver Screen, and the guy playing you is
better suited to play Tattoo on Fantasy
Island. Only Tattoo has a more masculine
voice. Oh, the humanity! I already have
my cast picked out for "The Scoopy
Story". First Choice: Rutger Hauer.
Second: Gary Busey. Third: John Voight.
(Note: you can see my picture at
http://www.scoopy.com/trivia.htm). The
studios don't quite see it my way. They
want the part of Uncle Scoopy to be
played by Shemp Howard. Or Christian
Slater standing on an orange crate. Or
Shaq O'Neill in that genie outfit. It
looks like we may have to compromise on
Gerard Depardieu.
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more Lori
Singer in "FTW". Singer is 36
now,and it doesn't seem likely she'll
ever get a major role in a major film.
Her career is always in the twilight.
Never made-for-cable or straight-to-vid
or TV movies. But no Speilberg pics
either. (She did have a minor role in an
Altman movie)
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Simone
Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
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Simone
Thomalla in "Blutjunge Liebe"
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More
Movies
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Startibartfest,
who is a colleague of Figgis on that
german-celebs undernet channel, also
turned out some caps of Catherine
Flemming in "Ein Fleisch und
Blut"
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from BFD:
Alex Meneses in "Amanda and the
Alien"
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from BFD: one
more of Alex Meneses in "Amanda and
the Alien"
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Irene Miracle
in "Midnight Express". You know
the scene. "I'm here for you,
Billy"
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Julia
Montgomery, "Revenge of the
Nerds"
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Natasha
Richardson as Patty Hearst
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Jill Schoelen
in "The Stepfather"
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Rachel
Shelley in "Photographing
Fairies"
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Renee
Soutendijk in "Eve of
Destruction"
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Sally
Kirkland in "In the Heat of
Passion"
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Sally
Kirkland in "Eye of the
Stranger"
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Ursula Karven
in "Rosamunde Pilcher"
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