"Sexual Magic"

Sexual Magic (2001) is a very soft core women oriented straight to video starring Jacy Andrews as a college coed, engaged, and about to move into a house with her best friend, Jezabelle Bond, and three other women. The house is owned by Amber Newman, who, it turns out, is the head of a coven, and Andrews is to make the perfect 5th member. We also learn that Newman lusts after sexual control of everyone, especially Andrews' fiancee.

The other two women are Teanna Kai and Nikki Fairchild. All of the women show breasts and partial buns in various solo or duo sex scenes. The sex is tepid, at best, and not at all explicit. The plot is transparent and predictable, and much of the story is told in voice over by Andrews.

IMDB readers have this at 2.0 of 10, but with almost no votes. It is reasonably competently filmed, but includes too man extreme close-ups, so there are a lot of headless boobs, which I didn't bother with. I suppose this is a barely adequate couples erotica offering, as women are empowered, and many of the scenes are more typical of women's sexual fantasies than of mens. C-.

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  • Amber Newman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Jacy Andrews (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 25, 36, 37, 38, 39)
  • Jezabelle Bond (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Nikki Fairchild (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Teanna Kai (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Sylvia (2003)

    If you want to read my comments about this one, follow this link to The Movie House, where there are pictures and links to critics' reviews and Sylvia Plath poems and other such hoity-toity crap. Bottom line: Gwyn did good, Daniel Craig did even better, but the film sucks the hairy begonia.

    • Gwyneth Paltrow (1, 2, 3) (That one scene is not really in black and white. Sometimes they do that with screeners to keep people from selling them as consumer products.)



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    • Beverly D'Angelo, topless in the 80's comedy classic "National Lampoon's Vacation" (1983).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    More Canadian stuff...

    "The Invitation" (2003) DVD
    Lance Henriksen personal project released to video last week. Not as much nudity as you would expect and Lance did not get any action with any of his female co-stars.

    "The Amityville Horror" (1979) DVD
    Classic horror starring Canada's best export Margot Kidder.

    "Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh" (1995) (aka Candyman II) DVD
    Kelly Rowan of The O.C. television series shows some near nudity without the use of a shower double.

    • Kelly Rowan: pokies, bare back, shower scene. (1, 2, 3)
    • Mardi Gras: couple making whoopee on balcony.

    "Exit Wounds" (2001) DVD
    Steven Seagal vehicle that revived his acting career. Large collage from strip bar scene. Canadian actresses Shannon Jobe and Kym Kristalie are credited as two strippers. They are probably the boydpainting pair and/or the private lapdancing pair.

    • Various: strippers and busty waitress.

    "Dancing in the Dark" (1995) (TV)
    Former Dallas star Victoria Principal heads this Canadian cast. She is forcefully stripped for shower scene but the bare boob shot may be that of an uncredited body double. Also available on DVD.

    "Urban Safari" (1996)
    Black comedy rated R for sexuality even though there is no nudity except for a couple of fully clothed love scenes. Notable appearance by Rebecca Toolan best known as Fox Mulder's mother from The X-Files.

    "Soft Deceit" (1994)
    Patrick Bergin not only has two topless love scenes with Kate Vernon, he also gets to suck some blood out of a wound on her butt.

    "Silencing the Guns" (1996) (aka "Le Silence des fusils")
    French-Canadian drama set on a northern Quebec Indian reserve.

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "The $cheme"
    What's kind of interesting about this 2000 comedy is not the movie itself, easily one of the worst I've ever seen, but the black electrical tape showing on star Andi Tecec's breasts in one scene. It's common for actresses to place tape over their nipples so directors won't accidentially (or on purpose :-) show them, but these guys managed to show the tape anyway (in the full screen version, as shown in the collage). Very professional. :-)

    The plot itself has three total idots plotting to blackmail a politician by taping his sweet innocent young daughter having sex. To do that, one of them must get involved with the daughter. Of course, things just get totally screwed up. Yeah, the plot sounds pretty funny, but this movie is just one giant mess. :-(

    'Caps and comments by Striplight:

    Here are a few more caps for the Fun House...hopefully these will add to the general merriment of the season...

    First up is mostly Bonnie-Jaye Lawrence in "Maslin Beach". She's with a couple of friends - but I'm not sure who they are. The film's about a regular day down on a nudist beach in Australia, Bonnie-Jaye is ok in it, surprisingly it's her only IMDB credit.

    It's a pretty rough cap I'm afraid as I got from an old VHS tape. The film is available on DVD in the States, perhaps someone from the readership can review and cap it properly?

    The next two are from something called 'Blue Hotel, caught in the act' I think this was known as Hotel Erotica in the US. I don't believe you have these already in the FH. Hope you like them.

    • Angela Nicholas aka Angela Davies...toplessness and maybe a hint of pubes as she gets it on.
    • Tina Leiu aka Tina Wiseman...the Hawaiian actress goes full frontal in regular and 3-way sex scenes.

    Finally, there's a couple of sets from George Romero's 'Martin' These are of poor housewife victim Sara Venable, who gets generally terrorised and, well, ravished by the hero of the story.

    • Sara Venable, full frontal nudity. (1, 2)

    Jennifer Lopez
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    J-Lo coming out to support the other half of the Bennifer combo. Here she is showing off a little cleavage as well as her massive posterior at the premiere of the new Affleck movie, "Paycheck".

    Anna Galiena
    (1, 2)

    The ultra-busty Italian actress going full frontal in 'caps from the Tinto Brass movie "Senso '45" (2002). She's looking darn good here, especially considering that she was about 48 when this movie was made!

    Mila Kunis Jumping around in a cheerleader uniform and showing off her panties in scenes from last Wednesday's episode of "That 70's Show".

    Michelle Trachtenberg Another look at the young star revealing her bikini top in scenes from the upcoming movie "Eurotrip".

    Regina Orioli
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Beautiful breast exposure in scenes from the Italian movie "Ovosodo" aka Hardboiled Egg (1997). 'Caps by the Skin-man.