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"Fatal Conflict"

Fatal Conflict (1999) gave me an immediate feeling of deja doodoo, or the sense that I had seen this shit before. Turns out I had, as the first few minutes, with women crawling around carrying buckets of styrofoam prop rocks, introduces the premise for a series of Czechoslovakian films that each have a woman released from a penal colony to perform some special mission. In this case it was Kari Wuhrer, who was selected to sneak onto a space freighter and crash it into the Earth before the evil guy who hijacked it crashes it into the Earth. There are two good points to this film, and both of them poke through Wuhrer's wet t-shirt for the second half of the film.

There is some plot device at the beginning where skimpily dressed women are handling emeralds, but there is no actual exposure. Give this film a wide berth. Not only is the plot lame, the sets amateurish, the scale models poor and the acting awful, but the photography is poor as well. D.

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  • Kari Wuhrer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    Dancing at the Blue Iguana. It has Elias Koteas, and the background score includes Cohen's "Dancing to the End of Love", and it has strippers, so it must be Egoyan's brilliant movie, Exotica. Oops. I forgot. Directors have to use that song and hire Koteas for every arty stripper movie. It's a sub-set of the rule which requires them to hire Billy Zane for every sinking ship film.

    The movie is improvisational. For that type of movie it is quite good, just be prepared for it to go nowhere and drop all plot threats unresolved (a big weakness of improvisational movies). 

    The director is the same guy who did Il Postino, so he's not without talent.

    The women created interesting characters, but who cares about that? The main thing is that the images look very, very nice, especially the ones of Kelley, Hannah, and Ayanna.. Lots of famous women without their tops. In terms of quantity and quality of celebrity nudity, it's almost up there with Sirens.

    So it's filled with nudity from famous women and, while it is not a great movie, is a watchable flick with a good DVD transfer. I'd say if you're a celeb nudity buff, this is a must-have. Check it out.

    • Daryl Hannah (Daryl must spend her life in the gym. She has better abs than Brad Pitt.) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
    • Charlotte Ayanna. Damn, she is fine! I'm in love. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    • Sheila Kelley (Lois Lane with tattoos. Actually a cross between a young Margot Kidder and a young Mimi Rogers). She did a good job in this movie. In a film filled with flamboyant, scenery-chewing performances, she played an effective counterbalance, as a laconic woman carrying around a mysterious, quiet pain. (1, 2)
    • Sandra Oh. (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Jennifer Tilly (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • Kristin Bauer (robo-hooters. sorry) (1, 2)
    • unknown (1, 2)




    There is a new thumbnailed volume for Helen Mirren



    Silliness. I wrote yesterday that the 180 "under 18" votes for Lord of the Rings included 175 tens, 3 nines, and 2 eights. When I checked this morning, those 180 votes were still there, but 6 ones had been added (no other votes). I suppose those mature, well-considered, thoughtful votes were added as a result of my comments. I like to think that we do our part for humanity!


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    The Golden Globes  have announced their nominations for the best cinema achievements of 2001. As I predicted, Nicole Kidman was nominated for both Best Actress categories. Billy Bob Thornton duplicated the feat for both Best Actor categories. Our designated babe, Jennifer Connelly, was again nominated for best supporting actress.

    Here are the nominees for best dramatic actress.

    • Kidman, The Others

    • Halle Berry, Monster's Ball

    • Judi Dench, Iris

    • Sissy Spacek, In the Bedroom

    • Tilda Swinton, The Deep End.

    I'm surprised to see Halle on the list, but good for her!


    • "A Beautiful Mind"

    • "In the Bedroom"

    • "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"

    • "The Man Who Wasn't There"

    • "Mulholland Drive"

    I'm surprised to see Memento off the list, but I can't really comment, since I haven't seen any of the nominees! The Toronto Film Critics picked Memento as their best picture of the year yesterday!

    In a related story, LA Times columnist Brian Lowry took a hearty dump on Mulholland Drive (originally a pilot for a TV series), and the critics who have praised it.:

    "Their endorsement reflects the ultimate example of intellectual hubris -- the assumption if you don't understand it, it must be brilliant. Because, trust me, as someone who saw the 90-minute prototype back when ABC officials first did, the film was stitched together with less of a blueprint than Frankenstein's monster, abandoning any of the coherence the TV series contained and serving up a surreal mishmash in its place."


    • "Bridget Jones's Diary,"

    • "Gosford Park"

    • "Legally Blonde"

    • "Moulin Rouge"

    • "Shrek"

    Click here for the full story and complete list of Golden Globe nominees


    Scoop...more "Hankster Lite" with Michelle Perry, Erika Michaels & Amber Smith. Plenty of quality nudity in "Tell Me No Lies".

  • Amber Smith (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Erika Michaels (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Erika Michaels & Amber Smith...girl-girl action!
  • Michelle Perry (1, 2)

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    Nicnac's first item from the shelves deep within the Vault of Obscurity....

    "The Malibu Bikini Shop" (1985)

    The movie of course is utter garbage. Naturally I've seen it twice. Once with all of the boobs on cable, and once censored beyond belief on USA Up All Night.

    The story...who cares. It's about babes in and out of bikinis. Throw in just about any clichés you want, it doesn't matter. Basically if you take your handi-cam to the beach and start filming, you can make a better movie before the battery needs recharging.

    Interesting trivia...writer/director David Wechter may not be 100% incompetent as "The Malibu Bikini Shop" may let you believe. He co-wrote "The Faculty", directed episodes of the short lived but very funny TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and also co-wrote/co-directed the 80's cult classic "Midnight Madness". is the toplessness.

  • Bobbi Pavis
  • Jeana Loring
  • Various

    Next up...keeping the Malibu theme alive with the movie "Malibu Beach" (1978).

  • Kim Lankford, breasts and bum.
  • Susan Player, breasts and bum.
  • Tara Strohmeier, topless.
  • Unknown, topless.

    And finally...some unknown nekkid bimbos from the really lame "The Sex O'Clock News". It's a series of assorted skits masked as stories and commercials during a news broadcast. If memory tried very hard and failed miserably to be Kentucky Fried.

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    A non-nude batch today for the fashion scan collectors.

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  • Angela Lindvall (1, 2)
  • Eugenia Silva (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Ana-Claudia Michels
  • Tasha Tilberg (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Variety
    Molly Parker
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    Alisha Klass

    Penman's visual review of "Center of the World". Parker strips down to topless. Klass also shows her breasts and plays with a lollipop.

    Halle Berry Excellent collage of Halle's topless and undies scenes from "Swordfish", by DAI.

    Bree Turner

    Kaori Taylor

    Vidcaps by Dann from the movie "Backyard Dogs"...a movie about backyard wrestling.

    Bree Turner (the fish tank girl in "Deuce Bigalow") shows some pokies and just a hint of partial breast exposure.

    Kaori Taylor on the other hand is just plain topless and doesn't bother trying to cover up.

    Celeb News

    The mating of two wild things...

    Pat Reeder
    The Comedy Wire

  • Denise Richards And Charlie Sheen To Wed

    Denise Richards is to wed her bad boy actor lover Charlie Sheen after a whirlwind romance. The star of movies like Wall Street and Young Guns bought the actress a $140,000 ring, after they began dating just one month ago. A pal says, "He's just crazy about her. They go out to restaurants and shops together - but really prefer staying at his home. It was love at first sight for Charlie." Sheen has boasted of bedding thousands of women and was once linked to Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss. But his role in hit sitcom Spin City - the pair met on set when Richards played his screen lover - has helped him get his life back on track. The brunette beauty, who played Dr Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough, has already been on a romantic trip to Hawaii with her new lover.

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