"Anyone But My Husband"

Anyone But My Husband (1975) is a Roberta Findlay hard core film. I have covered many of her soft core roughie films, so it was interesting to see this phase of her career. It actually has a plot. Star C.J. Laing is married to a teacher who prefers young women (she is too old at 22), and is feeling neglected. She visits a shrink, who advises her to have affairs. With the help of her girlfriend, she starts off with an artist, who proceeds to string her up and whip her as foreplay. Next, she tries a poet, who bores her to tears reading poetry before the sex, and wants to marry her instantly after the sex. Finally, her girlfriend takes her to a gypsy fortune teller. The friend ends up in bed with Tony "El Goncho" Perez, famous for a long dick with a severe hook in it. Meanwhile, the gypsy eats her out and fists her. In the exciting conclusion, she deep throats "the hook."

This DVD from Alpha Blue is the most complete ever shown on home video, with extended and explicit scenes of champagne bottle masturbation, fisting, and whipping. Laing, and three unidentifiable women show everything. Findlay certainly demonstrated a style here. Rather than expensive fades for scene transitions, she cuts to some inanimate object, then to the next scene. The music choices were also noteworthy. You haven't really lived until you have seen a couple on a waterbed screwing to a Viennese waltz. The audio and video quality is as bad as you would expect from a vintage hard core. Further, the formerly missing scenes were in very bad condition. This is only of interest from a historical standpoint. Even as a hard core sex film, I can't award more than a D. I am glad I saw it, but again. only for the historical interest.

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  • CJ Laing (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32)
  • Unknown #1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Unknown #3 (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    She Hate Me (2004) - day 3

    After expanding my comments for the Movie House, I realize there is one very cool thing about this movie. Spike Lee employed a totally forgotten actor who once played one of the most memorable roles in history, then shortly later disappeared from films for a decade. Can you identify him? (Jeez, why do I feel that the last two sentences should have been written by Casey Kasem?) I always wondered what happened to this guy.  This is for major movie buffs. His picture is near the bottom of the Movie House page, opposite the nudity report. Don't read the text until your answer is locked in.

    Here's the complete nudity summary for the film:

    • Kerry Washington (1, 2) - in a thong before sex, and seen topless in a flashback sex scene - her male fiance makes a surprise visit - only to walk in on her while she's making nice-nice with her first female lover (an unidentified woman who shows her breasts and buns in brief flashes)

    • Paula Jai Parker - a trash-talkin' lez, if ever there was one (1, 2)

    • An unknown lesbian women - has sex with Jack while the event is photographed by her lover

    • Savannah Haske - as a neurotic lesbian who talks way too much

    • Bai Ling - there should be a nipple here somewhere, but I guess we'll have to wait for DVD to get a good look at it. Given the monstrous size of Bai Ling's nipples, you'd think it would be more obvious.


    The Brown Bunny (2003)

    Once again, I am going to ask you to wander over to The Movie House to read the comments and see the picture.

    Anyway, here's my take own on the film clips. These are not as large as some of the other versions we have seen, but the quality is good, and unlike the previous clips, this version is a slightly different widescreen theatrical aspect ratio. I can't really come up with any logic that can assign a special advantage to that. I did make a slightly longer version of the three-way sex scene.



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    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    Eine Frau für gewisse Stunden (1999)

    I don't know much about Christiane Krüger in "Eine Frau für gewisse Stunden" (A woman for certain hours, 1985). I think it's clear in the following clips for what kind of hours this woman is suited in this movie. Christiane is the daughter of a well known German actor and she doesn't do a bad job herself. She's a typical teutonic natural beauty although she is not a real blonde as you can deduct from the collages from "Little Mother" in her own volume in the Encyclopedia. She was 39 when this was filmed but many women would give an arm and a leg to look like her at that age. She shows mostly breasts and buns in these clips, but there might be a very short glimpse at her pubes in one of the clips.

    TomKru takes a look at the Spanish movie "Bámbola" (1996).

    This was directed by Bigas Luna, the Catalan director who made "Jamón, jamón" and "The Ages of Lulu". According to the IMDb scores, "Bámbola" is considered to be his worst effort. The comments indicate that it is a strange, tasteless movie.

  • (6.59) - Femme de chambre du Titanic, La (1997)
  • (6.49) - Teta y la luna, La (1994)
  • (6.47) - Jamón, jamón (1992)
  • (6.37) - Bilbao (1978)
  • (6.05) - Edades de Lulú, Las (1990)
  • (6.04) - Angustia (1987)
  • (5.79) - Huevos de oro (1993)
  • (5.71) - Son de mar (2001)
  • (5.63) - Volavérunt (1999)
  • (4.80) - Bámbola (1996)

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    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Some assorted video clips from the Ghost today, zipped .wmvs as usual.

    • Noelle Evans topless in a brief scene from the lo-budget-giant-creature-thriller, "Frankenfish" (2004).
    • A topless unknown in another scene from "Frankenfish".

    • Evangeline Lilly looking great while all wet in her undies in a scene from the pilot episode of the new hit series on ABC, "Lost".

    • Brandy Ledford, the former Pet and "Baywatch" babe stripping off her clothes in two scenes from the direct-to-vid movie "Indecent Behavior" (1993). (1, 2)

    'Caps and comments by the Hankster:


    Today we go back to 1992 for a look at Jeanne Tripplehorn having rough sex with Michael Douglas in "Basic Instinct".

    • Jeanne Tripplehorn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Next's something a little different. Back before computers and The Fun House, a lot of us old timers got our thrills when we were youngsters by hanging around the corner newsstand and ogling the covers of men's adventure magazines featuring many "Damsel in Distress" covers of women in tattered or revealing clothes. So here are a few samples from days gone by.

    • Damsels in Distress (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    'Caps by LC from the Spike Lee movie "She Hate Me". Look for it on DVD February 1, 2005.

    Here are scenes from another movie not yet available on DVD....The French fim "Qui perd gagne!" (2004).

    Jack Snow
    'Caps and comments by Jack Snow featuring the latest goodies from German TV.

    Ivonne Schönherr Schönherr showing her large breasts on an episode of "Ein Fall für zwei".

    Jenny-Marie Muck Muck bares breasts and buns in scenes from the short movie "Die Katze von Altona".

    Julia Brendler Showing all three B's on an episode of "Der letzte Zeuge".

    Katrin Reisinger The Austrian actress going topless from an episode of "Kommissar Rex" (from back in '96).

    Lara Joy Körner Körner baring her breasts from a 1995 episode of the TV series "Derrick".

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Counterstrike: episode Bad Guys (series finale)
    The series ended with a bang. Not only did Nancy Cser flash a boob but she had another wardrobe malfunction when she stepped out the shower and her towel rode up her legs revealing her beaver.

    • Nancy Cser (1, 2, 3, 4): underwear, bare back, boob flash, and the Booger "we got bush" moment.
    • Lisa Howard: hoed up as undercover cop, tight sweater and legs.

    The Jane Show
    Recently aired pilot for Canadian Sex and the City knock-off.

    First Wave (tv series)
    Various episodes drawn at random.

    • Stacy Grant: partial boob in sex scene in pilot episode "Subject 117".
    • Rebecca Reichert: brassiere having fully clothed alien sex in "Crazy Eddie".
    • Aundrea MacDonald: boobs almost falling out of skimpy alien costume in "Crazy Eddie".
    • Ona Grauer: full dorsal nudity in "Lost Souls".

    Rescue Me: episode Leaving
    Ashlie Atkinson shows her beer can crushing thunder thighs. She's from Little Rock, Arkansas which makes her a prime Slick Willy ho.

    Paradise Falls: season II
    Collage of the best nude scenes of the second season which ended last week.

    Da Vinci's Inquest: episode Shoulda Been a Priest
    Another autopsy scene by an uncredited actress.

    11th Hour: episode Bedfellas
    Last Saturday night's episode. Various castmembers end up in the sack. Someone has been posting nude photos of Megan (Sonja Smits) on the internet. Jennifer Baxter joins the cast.

    Cold Squad: episode Death, Lies and Videotape
    Unfortunately this episode is not about a sex videotape starring Megan.

    Bonus Tamara Craig Thomas...

    Angelina Jolie The Über-gorgeous Jolie baring her breasts in scenes from the thriller "Taking Lives".

    Kate Rodger
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the B-movie actress going topless in scenes from "Poison Ivy II" (1996). Some folks probably recognize Kate from the grade-z Czechploitation flick "Last Stand", directed by one of our hereos, Lloyd A. Simandl.