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Fun House Debuts...

The first 'caps from "The Anniversary Party"

Here's the Scoop...

Written by Alan Cumming and Jennifer Jason Leigh, filmed on digital cam, and features a lot of Hollywood A names - Kevin Kline, Paltrow, Phoebe Cates (!). The big stars essentially play themselves with different names, and improvise based on their own experiences.

As an example, Kline plays a once-handsome actor too old to play leading man roles, and Phoebe Cates plays his wife, an actress who gave up her own career to have a family! Paltrow plays a young star with a mega-million price tag per pic.

(Ebert and Berardinelli gave it three stars each)

Most important, Jane Adams and Parker Posey took their shirts off, and we have it, although the DVD won't be out until Jan 15th

The guy who sent me thse suggested that Posey may have had small implants, and that does seem reasonable because, although she isn't Anna Nicole Smith now, she had almost nothing when last seen in "Misadventures of Margaret"

Jane Adams and Parker Posey (1, 2)


Yesterday we had our first look at Laura Harring in Mulholland Drive. Today it's Naomi Watts' turn 


Commando (1985) stars Ahnold in an Actioner with an attempt at humor. Arnold is a retired elite special forces commander, living in the boonies with his young daughter. An exiled dictator plans to kidnap his daughter and force him to assassinate the current president so he can return to power. In addition to his super-human whoop-ass antics, they feed Arnold some humor lines which fall completely flat do to his English skills and lack of comedic timing. Rae Dawn Chong is funny as a stewardess who he kidnaps, but ends up helping him. She stays dressed, but I can never resist her, so I did an image or two of semi-pokies.

The exposure comes from a scene where Arnold is fighting in a motel room, and breaks into the next room. THere is a couple there getting it on, and taping the event for posterity. The woman, played by Ava Cadell shows mostly breasts, as Arnold continues to fight. A then 13 year old Alyssa Milano plays the daughter. Maltin says two stars, and IMDB readers say 5.6/10. My expectations were not high, and I was entertained. Kick back, turn off your brain, and enjoy the spectacle. With some clever action sequences, a few intentional laughs, a lot of unintentional ones, and Rae Dawn looking cute, it is a watchable "bad movie." C.

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  • Ava Cadell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Rae Dawn Chong (1, 2, 3)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I will have some more new releases tomorrow. I'm working on updates and archives now. Three new volumes today, one of them a monster.

    I updated the Encyclopedia entry for Lorissa McComas. What a task! This must have set some kind of record. That volume alone now includes about 180 pictures, of which about 110 are new to the encyclopedia, and about 75 have not even appeared in the Fun House!

    There are also new thumbnailed volumes for Samantha Mathis, and one of my all-time favorites, the French Überbabe, Mathilda May.


    The IMDb scores for Lord of the Rings are unreal! 180 boys under 18 have voted. 175 10's, 3 9's, 2 8's.  Score: 10.0. The theater by my house has it on three screens, playing continuously from nine in the morning! And that's on a Wednesday!


    The broadcast critics have announced their nominations for the best cinema achievements of 2001 (including a best supporting actress nomination for the all-time Fun House Queen, Jennifer Connelly).


    Here's a rundown of major nominees for the Critics' Choice Awards:

    Best Picture:

    • Ali
    • A Beautiful Mind
    • In the Bedroom
    • The Lord of the Rings
    • The Man Who Wasn't There
    • Memento
    • Moulin Rouge
    • Mulholland Drive
    • The Shipping News
    • Shrek
    Best Actor:
    • Russell Crowe, A Beautiful Mind
    • Sean Penn, I Am Sam
    • Will Smith, Ali
    Best Actress:
    • Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge
    • Sissy Spacek, In the Bedroom
    • Renée Zellweger, Bridget Jones's Diary
    Best Supporting Actor:
    • Jim Broadbent, Iris
    • Ben Kingsley, Sexy Beast
    • Jon Voight, Ali
    Best Supporting Actress:
    • Jennifer Connelly, A Beautiful Mind
    • Cameron Diaz, Vanilla Sky
    • Marisa Tomei, In the Bedroom
    Best Director:
    • Ron Howard, A Beautiful Mind
    • Peter Jackson, The Lord of the Rings
    • Baz Luhrmann, Moulin Rouge

    The first bunch of scans come from the December issue of Arena. This is an upscale men's magazine, similar to FHM or Stuff or Maxim or GQ or.... A great scam these magazines have going: they convince the latest and the hottest babes to pose in states of almost-undress, with the stipulation that the best goodies are usually hidden, and THAT is supposed to be good for the undressee's career. Hasn't that been Hefner's line since 1954? Anyway, Arena has first-rate babes and superior photography. Great stuff to scan. In December they had the following:

  • Rachel Hunter, still yummy after all these years. First scan is the cover, all cleaned up. It has some reasonable see-through activity going on. Scan #3 is a B & W pic of Ms. Hunter's impressive dorsal surface, but scan #4 is my fave and is, not coincidentally, the most revealing. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Sophie Ellis Bextor, who I did not know from Sophie's Choice before reading a bit of the article 'bout her. Seems she's a singer of some repute. Terrific looking woman, 'specially in a corset.

  • Kelly Brook, in a teaser for what is to come in the January edition. It is said to be her "most intimate" pictorial. As soon as it arrives I will let you guys decide for youselves.

  • Famke Jansen in a series of provocative but unrevealing pictures. In the third scan she sures looks a lot like Shania Twain. (1, 2, 3)

    Paparazzi pics are a staple of Arena's offerings. This month they had Jennifer Lopez in a mild pokie pose and Nicky Hilton (and her sister, Paris) at Nicky's 18th birthday party. Nicky appears to be humping some guy's leg. Uh, fellas, you know that party you're getting together for me? And you know I asked you to invite the Arquette sisters? Well, if they're busy that night, the Hilton sisters will do just fine.

  • J-Lo
  • Nicky an Paris Hilton

    Last of the Arena scans are of two anonymous fashion models, all decked out in some right nice clothing that you can see through and everything.

  • Lingerie Models (1, 2)

    I feel the need to make up for all those partially clad babes, and what better way than to set PETScan loose on November's Penthouse. Melissa Star was the Pet of the Month and guys, you want to know something? These are the least explicit pics in the portfolio. The woman inserted devices in places you would not believe. Geez, the first Penthouse I saw was a mid-80's version. Revealing, to be sure, but tame... almost reserved... compared to the pictures they print these days. PETScan also scanned an ad with Stephanie Wood, former bunnymag model and former Pet, in it. The boy did a good job on a pretty low-quality photo.

  • Melissa Star (1, 2, 3)
  • Stephanie Wood

    Then, I remembered a contributor sent in scans of Sophie Favier last week. Thought I'd see those Sophies and raise him two more. So, we have two scans of the incredible Sophie Favier, two of Sophie Duez and one of Sophie Anderton. That makes four Sophie's in one post. Surely a record.

  • Sophie Favier (1, 2)
  • Sophie Duez (1, 2)
  • Sophie Anderton
  • Page 3 babe of the day is the exotic-looking Kay Griffiths. (1, 2)

    Vidcaps for the day have a theme: hooters, real hooters, real big hooters, all of them brought to you originally by Tuna.

  • Anna Thomson in Fiona. Senior was right about Anna: she plays the part of a world-weary, worn-down but not worn-out former mega-babe better than anyone on the planet. You need that role in your flic, you get Anna. (1, 2)

  • Deborah (Debisue) Voorhees in Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning. Hard to believe with this girl's body she made only three movies and got seriously nekkid only in this one. (1, 2)

  • Jessica Pare in Lost and Delirious. Jess seems to be the flavor of the month, so I thought I'd hop on the bandwagon before it pulled out of town. (1, 2)

  • Jimmy the Saint
    A mixed assortment as his Holiness cleans out the ol' hard drive.

  • Amanda Byram, an ex-model from Dublin who is now a UK TV presenter. Seen here posing almost topless in some Irish magazine.

  • Amanda older scan of the British actress with extreme see-thru visibility.

    Some really old UK musicians...

  • Siouxsie, topless pose.
  • Ari Up, full frontal pose.
  • Kate Garner, nip slip.

  • Penman
    Jane March
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    3 B's a-plenty in these excellent vidcaps from "The Lover".

    Helen Hunt
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Very nice toplessness, plus a bare bum in link #2 in vidcaps from "The Waterdance".

    Jessica Paré A fantastic collage by Dann of the busty Canadian actress in "Stardom". Fashion poses, bikinis, and of course topless.

    Barbara Redl The Austrian actress in topless scenes fromm "Hainburg", by Slartibartfast.

    Thais Valdés
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless and thong views while working the brass pole in scenes from "Un Paraíso bajo las estrellas" aka "Paradise Under the Stars" (1999).

    From the mail bag

    Re:Laura Herring/Laura Harring

    In the 12/19 edition you posted a pic of Laura Harring. This is apparently the same as the Laura Herring in the Encyclopedia. If you compare the two pictures, you see that she got some robohooters(big mistake in my book).

    Scoop says:

    That is the same actress from "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3", and the observer seems to be correct about her enhancement.

    I don't know the story on her name. IMDb says she changed her name from Laura Martinez to Laura Herring. No hint as to when it became Harring instead of Herring, but it appears that Laura Elena Harring (with an "a") is now her real legal name, and not just her stage name

    In 1985, as Miss USA, it seems that she was Laura Herring, with an "e".

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