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Lemon
Tree Passage
(2013)
Johnny's
comments:
Lemon
Tree Passage is a
supernatural horror
thriller where American
tourists Maya (Jessica
Tovey), her friend Amelia
(Pippa Black) and her
brother Toby (Tim Pocock)
meet friends Geordie (Tim
Phillipps) and Oscar
(Andrew Ryan) on an
Australian beach and they
decide to hang out
together. Oscar tells the
Americans of a local
legend at Lemon Tree
Passage where a
motorcyclist who was
killed by speeding
teenagers manifests as a
ghostly image if teenagers
are speeding where he
died. They decide to test
this out and a flash of
light follows them down
the road when they speed.
The next night, Oscar is
coaxed into finding out
what the ghostly image is,
but disappears, then
reappears gassed to death
in the boot of their car.
Then, Toby and Amelia go
missing when trying to
find Oscar. Maya is also
experiencing visions of an
incident that happened at
Lemon Tree Passage, but
not the one they thought.
Meanwhile, Geordie and
Oscar's roommate Sam
(Nicholas Gunn) is haunted
by a ghostly presence that
is becoming increasingly
clear is related to what
the others are
experiencing and it wants
him to stop their
meddling.
Stock standard ghost
horror movie that sets up
an intriguing enough
premise but blows it with
the usual ghost revenge
plot. Jessica Tovey is
well cast in the lead and
holds the movie together
fairly well while the
others aren't given much
to do and the role of Sam
is completely baffling.
Was the ghost really
taunting him the entire
time? What a way to
live...
Jessica
Tovey film
clips (no nudity;
collages below)
 
Piera
Forde film
clip (sample below)
The
Food Guide to Love
(2013)
Johnny's
comments:
The
Food Guide To Love is
an Irish romantic
comedy where selfish
food writer Oliver
(Richard Coyle) is
kicked out by another
woman, this time
completely naked.
Outside, he meets
Bibiana (Leonor
Watling), who has his
clothes and he is
instantly in love. She
is reluctant, but goes
on a date with him and
eventually falls for
him. Oliver's
relationships have a
habit of fizzling out
after six months, but
Oliver is convinced
that Bibiana is the
one and then she does
the something that
changes their
relationship
completely. She
becomes an animal
activist and in turn
becomes a vegan.
Bibiana starts to act
differently around him
and resents his meat
eating ways. It looks
like another
relationship is going
to fizzle out, but
Oliver does love
Bibiana and he's not
going to give up that
easily.
OK movie that has two
good lead
performances, but
feels like it would
resonate more with
foodies (I can't
believe I wrote that
word...). It seems a
bit silly that a
relationship can be
defined by eating
choices. But, what do
I know?
Jade
Yourell film
clip (sample below)
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