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From the much talked about David Lynch movie "Mulholland Dr." These are the very first nude 'caps we've seen from the film. Thanks to Freakie.

  • Laura Harring topless (1, 2)

  • Tuna

    Waterdance (1992) was reviewed by Scoopy earlier this week, and he got it right, from the basic quality of the film, to the grade of B. Even if you don't normally like character driven drama and dread disease films, you will probably like this one, for two reasons. First, there are no cliched happy endings, and second, there is a large amount of humor which was not forced to fit, but was logical in the plot, and was in character. Although the film was largely ignored, and not nominated for any major awards, it did win two Independent Spirit awards, and two awards at Sundance, for audience appreciation and Best Screenplay.

    Maltin says 3 stars, Ebert 3 1/2, and IMDB is 7.1 of 10. The American Casting Guild nominated it for Best Casting, and for good reason. I can't think of a bad performance, even from the supporting players. The film is not a sugar-coated man overcomes personal tragedy story, nor is it a heart wrenching tragedy. Rather it is the story of real people coping with a life altering injury told by someone who has been there. Not only were the patients accurately portrayed, but the hospital staff was just as realistically developed, from the nurse who didn't care at all, to the male nurse who was completely at ease caring for these men, and obviously cared a great deal. It also helps that there is a lengthy nude scene with Helen Hunt. The first half is in a darkened room, but creatively lit such that you can see her breasts clearly, and the second half is well lit. There is also breast exposure from two strippers, Jennifer Ryan and Adriana Barbor, and a good thong butt shot of Barbara Alyn Woods in one of the best lit strip club scenes I have seen. It is dark enough to have the proper atmosphere, yet light enough to see everyone clearly.

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  • Barbara Alyn Woods (1, 2)
  • Helen Hunt (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Jennifer Ryan and Adriana Barbor (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    New releases:

    Deeply is a straight-to-teenage-girls' video. It looked like it might have been filmed beautifully, but the DVD is pan-n-scan, so that ruined the film's only real strength.

    • Julia Brendler (nudity, but not very revealing) (1, 2)

    • Kirsten Dunst (nada)


    Series 7: the Contenders is one of the most brilliant satires I have ever seen. It is like the TV show "Survivor", except that the survival requires much more than voting appeal. The contestants are armed, and trying to kill each other. And not in the wilderness, but in a Connecticut suburb!  Although it is brilliantly funny if you listen closely, if a person walks by the TV while you watch, they will be completely convinced it is real - at least for a while. Tremendous acting, and the direction perfectly recreates the way TV would actually do this type of combat. No nudity, and ultraviolent, but well worth a rent if you like dark comedy. 

    The Mists of Avalon is a new spin on the Arthurian tales, as told by the novelist Marion Zimmer Bradley, and adapted into a mini-series by the TNT network.

    • Samantha Mathis (nudity only in the first one) (1, 2)

    • Julianna Margulies (no nudity - at least I don't think so.)




    Click here to explore the ancient mystery of Britney Spears' ever-changing breast size. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. This shockwave video is absolutely scintillating, and must have taken many, many hours to produce.


    I don't know if this is fact or urban legend, but it certainly is a good read - did heavy trading in put options on American and United Airlines make a fortune for people who knew in advance that their stock would plummet after September 11th? Again, I have not independently verified the facts, but here's the speculation


    More from the "Lite" collection...Nikki Fritz and Kim Yates in both going topless and in pseudo sex scenes from "Secret Pleasures".


  • Kim Yates (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Nikki Fritz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Nicnac
    Tracey Mannen

    Heidi Schanz

    Both ladies playing topless strippers in "Underworld" (1996)

    Brittany McCrena Topless in a sex scene from the mob movie "The Last Word".

    Donna Eskra Some brief, dark toplessness in scenes from "Twisted Love" (1995).

    Emmanuelle Chriqui A great hands cupping bare breasts scan from "Gear" magazine.

    Kathryn Erbe Topless in scenes from "Dream with the Fishes" (1997). I love the IMDb tagline for this one: "An oddball odyssey about voyeurism, LSD and nude bowling!"

    Lisa Zane Billy Zane's older sister going topless, showing a very slight hint of bum, and possibly some pubes in scenes from "Pucker Up and Bark Like a Dog" (1990).

    Marisa Ryan The former teen daughter on "Major Dad", all grown up and showing her breasts and bum in this dark sex scene from "With or Without You" (1998).

    Susan Horton Topless and a bit of bum in "Psychic" (1992)

    Non-nudes in today's batch from the master of fashion scans.

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  • Colette Pechekhonova
  • Laetitia Casta
  • Debra Shaw
  • Amie Cartwright (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Interesting...assorted models spliced together. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Heidi Klum
  • Kisten Dunst

  • Variety
    Christina Cox The Canadian actress topless and covered in body paint in scenes from "Better Than Chocolate" (1999). Vidcaps by Helvete.

    Kathleen Turner
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Plenty of sweaty toplessness in her first movie, 1981's "Body Heat".

    Janina Sachau
    (1, 2)

    The German actress topless and showing a hint of pubes in scenes from "Requiem für eine romantische Frau" (1999) by Slartibartfast.

    Britney Spears Britney and her mysterious size changing breasts in scenes from her upcoming movie debut, "Crossroads".

    This collage by Catscan features the "jumping on the bed in her panties" scene, which as many of you know, was changed to "jumping on the bed in pjs". So keep this collage. It might become a collectors item someday.

    Natasha Henstridge An excellent topless scan by NMD.

    Molly Parker

    Alisha Klass and the other stripper

    Dann's turn to take a look at "Center of the World". In the Molly Parker collage we have breasts, bum, and a very slight hint of pubes (very bottom, in the middle).

    Alisha of course is seen doing her lollipop insertion...and then there is the hot mystery stripper.

    The Funnies
  • Female keywords and their meaning

    1. "Fine" - This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

    2. "Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

    3. "Nothing" - "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

    4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be that the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

    5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    6. "Loud Sigh" - This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

    7. "Soft Sigh" - Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

    8. "Oh" - This word - followed by any statement - is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrows "Go ahead", sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

    9. "That's Okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before decided what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

    10. "Please Do" - This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

    11. "Thanks" - The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

    12. "Thanks A Lot" - "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

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    In the 12/17 edition, I dunno about the others, but the woman in the first five frames of Nicnac's first "10" unknown collage is Constance Money of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven".

    I looked it up on the IMDB and she is indeed listed as being an uncredited extra (along with at least one other porn actress) :-)


    Gang...for those interested, Tuna, Slueth, and several readers identified just about everyone in the cast of "10", including all of the porn stars. For those interested, see the 6/10/01 edition of the Fun House for images and ID's.

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