TV Round-Up

Yesterday we saw previews from the next season of Californication. Showtime also released previews of two other shows:

The season premiere of Shameless (season two) features Emmy Rossum topless, having sex in public.

A new show called House of Lies starts off running with nudity from Dawn Oliveri

and Megalyn Echikunwoke. (Kristen Bell is also in the clip, but remains clothed.)


Viso d'Angelo is a recent Italian miniseries. Here's Magdalena Grochowska in episode 2

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Notes and collages

"Two and a Half Men"

Melanie Lynskey in three episodes from season one

Episode 4

Episode 7

Episode 9

Amazon Falls


Movie loosely based on the late Lana Clarkson.

April Telek: very sexy but unflattering underwear shots when she squeezes into shapewear to hide her tummy bulge. This is how William Shatner gets dressed every morning.

Anna Mae Routledge: sexy.

Lisa Marie Caruk: very tight jeans, brassiere.

Alexandra Staseson: sexy.

Gabrielle Rose" stills sexy.

Katrin Bowen: was in some early TROMA kickboxing movies but not during the brief naked female kickboxing phase.

unknown: April Telek lookalike.

Sur le rythme

 aka The Rhythm In Me (2011)

Quebec movie about dancing.

Mylene St-Sauveur: skivvies.

Lina Roessler: sexy

Voleurs de chevaux

aka Horse Thieves aka In the Arms of My Enemy (2007)

Another Quebec movie.

Mylene St-Sauveur: boob and butt.



Segment "Wadzilla" is a 1950s b-movie spoof.

Sarah Mutch: cleavage, then upskirt getting her virtue attacked by giant sperm, then covered in splooge after it's destroyed.


(2011; short)

Youtube vampire comedy.

Kassandra Santos: bra and panties having fully clothed vampire sex.



aka Winter Comes Early

Quintessential hockey movie not to be confused with the John Travolta stinker. This is the first acting role for Art Hindle later known from "Paradise Falls" as Mayor Braga, the Dean Wormer of small town Canadian mayors.

Trudy Young: pokies in halter top as Marcia Brady-type flower child.



Low budget Canadian horror.

Jessica Stewarte: full frontal.

Dear Santa

(2011 TV movie)

The interesting thing about this movie is Canadian model Paulina Chmielecka, aka Paulina Miel, has a bit part. She was the fiancee of reality psycho Ryan Jenkins who murdered his estranged wife and she allegedly helped him check into a hotel where he later committed suicide. As a model this is as dumb as one can get.

Paulina Chmielecka: sexy

"Lost Girl"

episode: "Masks" (s2e12)

This series has been renewed for season 3 but the season 1 boxset is only available in Australia. Blimey! Athena Karkanis & Zoie Palmer share a lesbian kiss after she finally awakes from a coma. This is just the start of their lesbian affair!

"Arctic Air"

(2012; tv series preview)

This CBC series starts in January,

stripper: Ice Pilots was never this sexy,



Gaelle Bonai in Saigon l ete de nos 20 ans (2011) in 720p

Audrey Giacomini in Saigon l ete de nos 20 ans (2011) in 720p

Andrea Wenzl in Die Vaterlosen (2011)

Theresa Novicky and Stacey Poupolo in Heavy Times (2011)

Amanda Ward in Born Bad (2011) in 720p

Helene Bergsholm
in Turn Me On, Dammit (2011) in 1080hd

Christine Curran
in Beware (2010)

Simona Fusco in The Pool Boys (2010) in 720p

Ariane Lacombe in Opasatica (2010) in 1080p

Ida Elise Broch in Mannen Som Elsket Yngve (2008) in 720p

Mylaine Hederul in Lina's Kvallsbok (2007)

Keira Knightley in The Jacket (2005) in 1080p

Helena Af Sandeberg in Kim Novak Badade Aldrig I Genesarets Sjo (2005)

Georgia Nica in The Prophecy Forsaken (2005) in 720p

Ekaterina Volkova in About Love (2004)

Laura Regan in They (2002) in 720p

Maria Bonnevie in I Am Dina (2002) in 720p

Rachel Weisz at 25 in Stealing Beauty (1996) in 1080p


Amber Heard

Melissa George. Her boyfriend allegedly tweeted this, then replaced it with a modest one.