"Lust for Dracula"
Lust for Dracula (2004) day three. This will conclude this marathon project. Director Tony Marsiglia wrote this 20 years ago, and has been trying to get it made ever since. He originally wrote it as a stage play, and earlier versions had little sex. He claims this is the same story, but just emphasizes a different aspect of the story. His idea was that there is no good reason for Dracula to be the villain, and in this case, it is Darian Caine as Dracula who changes Misty Mundae's life for the better, and gives her the child she really wanted. He had nothing but praise for Misty Mundae's work ethic and acting ability. Marsiglia believes that people who pay close attention will understand what he is getting at, even though there is so much nudity and sex. He also feels it is the imagery that makes or breaks a film.
Tonight's images include Andrea Davis as another vampire, Casey Jones as her soul mate, and hr real life sister, Shelly Jones as her sister. All show everything.
Marsiglia certainly had trouble bringing this to DVD. Not only did it take him 20 years to sell it, he had it completely edited when his mother board fried, and had to start over on the editing. IMDb readers have it at 2.3 of 10 based on 9 votes. The IMDb secret recipe is at work, however, as the average score is actually 5.7, which would be a reasonable score. There are a lot of lovely bodies caressing themselves and each other in well photographed scenes, and a plot to puzzle out. All in all, it is a good genre effort. C+.
Andrea Davis and Casey Jones
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
She Hate Me (2004)
You know a film is on shaky ground when it is made by one of the
most famous directors in the world and its distribution maxxes out
on 28 screens! How bad is it? Bad. It came close to making the Worst
of the Year lists.
I recently did a quick
summary of the worst 2004 movies according to Rotten
Tomatoes, IMDb, and Metacritic. In
order to make the final list of infamy, a film had to meet certain screening
criteria: 25 or less at Metacritic, 4.0 or less at IMDb, and 10% or less
at Rotten Tomatoes. The final list consisted of six films which
qualified under all three of those criteria.
Spike Lee's She Hate Me didn't make the list, but it
came close, about as close as a great director is ever going to
come. It did qualify on the IMDb criterion, missed by only one point at
Metacritic, and scored 20% on the Tomatometer.
And he is a great director. I like Spike's films. In some cases I love them.
When he is on top of his game, he is brilliant. Even when he misses
the bulls-eye, he makes interesting, passionate, savvy movies that
want to engage us in dialogue. Look
at his list below. Mo' Better Blues is in 16th place. I would sell
my soul to make a film as good as Mo' Better Blues, and Spike has
made 15 of them.
- (7.79) -
25th Hour (2002)
- (7.69) -
Do the Right Thing
- (7.49) -
Malcolm X (1992)
- (7.33) -
4 Little Girls
- (7.19) -
Ten Minutes Older:
The Trumpet (2002)
- (6.79) -
- (6.57) -
Get on the Bus
- (6.49) -
He Got Game
- (6.40) -
Summer of Sam
- (6.39) -
- (6.29) -
- (6.28) -
She's Gotta Have It
- (6.21) -
Barbershop: We Cut Heads (1983)
- (6.19) -
- (6.10) -
Mo' Better Blues
- (5.42) -
Jim Brown All
- (5.34) -
- (5.13) -
Girl 6 (1996)
- (4.26) -
She Hate Me
So what happened With She Hate Me? I don't know. This film is
mired so far below the rest of Spike's career that it can't even see
It's such a strange,
inconsequential, seemingly ignorant, chaotic film that I just don't get it.
Maybe it is a brilliant satire on a very deep level and Spike never
lets us in on the joke. Maybe he just plain misfired. Maybe he just
made a commitment to another man's script and didn't know how to
back off. (It was co-written by Spike and Michael Genet, an actor
who has no other writing credits.)
Whatever happened, it produced disastrous results.
I've been thinking how to describe this film to somebody who
hasn't seen it. Imagine if you took the war scenes from the Marx
Brothers' Duck Soup, added some dramatic footage from Silkwood,
threw in some footage from one of those cartoons where Bugs Bunny
battles the Japanese in WW2, a little bit of Mr. Smith Goes to
Washington, and maybe some scenes from Gigli, and you'd be about
there, assuming you cut all that material together helter-skelter,
with no particular logic. Result? It's a comedy. It's a Bergmanesque
drama. It's a wacky sex farce. It's a dark comedy. It's a star
vehicle, like a soul Oceans 11. It's a cartoon.
Here's the plot summary from IMDb
Harvard-educated biotech executive John Henry
"Jack" Armstrong gets fired when he informs on his bosses,
launching an investigation into their business dealings by the
Securities & Exchange Commission. Branded a whistle-blower and
therefore unemployable, Jack desperately needs to make a living.
When his former girlfriend Fatima, a high powered businesswoman
-- and now a lesbian -- offers him cash to impregnate her and
her new girlfriend Alex, Jack is persuaded by the chance to make
easy money. Word spreads and soon Jack is in the baby-making
business at $10,000 a try. Lesbians with a desire for motherhood
and the cash to spare are lining up to seek his services. But,
between the attempts by his former employers to frame him for
security fraud and his dubious fathering activities, Jack finds
his life, all at once, becoming very complicated.
I should fill in a few details that the summary
above tactfully omits. These lesbians do not want to get pregnant
from artificial insemination. They do not just want Jack's sperm.
No, they all want to have sex with Jack. And they are the kinds of
carefree lesbians unconcerned about the fact that they might have to
have sex with a man dozens and dozens of times in order to get
pregnant, as would happen in real life. Fortunately, Jack only needs
one shot. In fact, he can do several of them in an evening, and they
all get pregnant. And they all have earth-shattering orgasms. Oh,
yeah, and they are all really hot, foxy, feminine lesbians who purr
come-ons and innuendos constantly. Obviously, then, there is inside
every lesbian a heterosexual woman waiting for the right dick. Or to
put it more directly in the context of this movie, there is inside
every lesbian ... Jack's dick.
To kick off the Enron portion of the
entertainment, there's George Bush on a Three Dollar Bill. The
corporate guys, of course, are shrill, sneaky, reprehensible,
one-dimensional sleazebags with no redeeming qualities except their
value as targets for satire. (Woody Harrelson as a CEO? Cheech Marin
and Carrot Top must have been busy.)
But that summary above only covers the central
plot. There are also a half dozen sub-plots, and none of them have
much of anything to do with the main plot. There is John Turturro as
The Godfather (impersonating Brando), with Monica Bellucci as his
hot lesbian daughter. There is some craziness about the Watergate
security guard who first blew the whistle on the DNC break-in, a
black man named Frank Wills who could have been embraced by America
as a hero, but instead died destitute and forgotten. (Presumably
because he was black?) There are heavy-handed riffs on stereotyping
the black male, spreading African AIDS, and God knows what else.
Do you see what I meant before about not knowing
whether I'm in on the joke. I don't know where Spike stops showing
his own POV and starts parodying somebody else's. Is Spike showing
ignorance with all this stuff, or is he making fun of people with
ignorant attitudes? Is he indulging his adolescent fantasies, or is
he making fun of Hollywood's obsession with adolescent fantasies? Is
he writing his own one-dimensional fantasy characters, or simply
making fun of movies which do? In each case, I'm not too sure where
the ignorant exploitation movie ends and the savvy satire begins.
To be fair, it has some funny moments, but the
laughs are stranded out of any context, and are generally followed
by some deadly earnest material.
Wild tone shifts. Cardboard characters. Offense
to many types of people. Odd stuff.
It's also a very long movie which could have
been, and probably should have been, two movies, although I'm not
sure either of them would have been any good.
Let's hope Spike comes back to his senses for his
Accused robber makes bail with $50,000 in stolen cash.
"NOT guilty, your honor"
- Dizzy Dean tribute department:
Claudia Schiffer brain scan reveals nothing. Actually,
the results were not revealed, only the fact that it was
performed. "A hospital source said Claudia, in a long beige jacket
and skirt, 'looked absolutely stunning'." (Huh?) I'm thinking when
a woman needs a brain scan, her wardrobe might be of secondary
importance, but I guess that's just crazy me. Personally, I think
the scan will reveal that she has Schiffer brains.
First good new picture of Paris Hilton in a long time.
(She's naked, but basically unexposed.)
Lindsay Lohan lip-synching video hits the internet!
- The sheer genius of encryption technology.
New CD copy-lock technology nears market. "There are
also additional data files on the CD that further enhance
encryption. All of which is easily bypassed
by simply holding down the shift button when you load the CD into
a PC." Eventually some Norwegian kid will go to jail for
pressing the shift key.
Naked hockey chicks!
Cassini gets an incredible picture of Saturn's moon, Dione
- Headline of the day:
Homeless man compacted in garbage truck, escapes injury.
He did find an excellent way to trim that waistline!
- Christmas shopping guide from ...
The American Atheist Seasonal Books and Gifts
Nets acquire Vince Carter. It was not cheap. They had
to give up two first round picks, plus 'Zo and the Williams lads.
Is good personal hygiene a recent invention? (Did the days of old
Busloads of Kids Visit Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Man,
what a great gimmick for a child molester - a house that attracts
busloads of kids. This got me to thinking if I could do something
parallel to this that would attract similar quantities of nubile
women. Maybe a "Dirty Dancing" theme park?
Art-hating Aussie Philistines reject the sensitive, lovely, dream
imagery of Japanese Octopus Porn. I know it's an old
story, but we were due for a Japanese Octopus Porn link. In order
to keep our Octoporn license we must make a quota that is strictly
enforced by the JOPAN. (Japanese Octopus Porn Association of
Step Sideways, Sideways. Here's the REAL best film of the year,
the haunting, symbolist drama, 1 Night in China. Who would have
guessed that 2004 would produce not one but TWO masterpieces
inspired by the everlasting emotions expressed by the precious
dolls of Bunraku theater.
Thoughts on demonic and other "audio images"
Police Recover JFK Assassination Artifacts In Drug Raid:
"A drug raid on a Dallas apartment unexpectedly turned up a stash
of artifacts relating to the assassination of President John F.
Kennedy. Police said the items appear to be authentic and
apparently were taken from police archives several decades ago."
Denise Richards is pregnant again. This one will be
born only 15 months after the last one.
Hitler was a tax dodger. " ... and such a painter! He
could paint a whole apartment in one afternoon - two coats!" Ya
know, given some of Hitler's other peccadilloes, the tax dodging
thing doesn't really seem all that significant to me. It's kinda
like saying Vlad the Impaler sometimes forgot to brush his teeth.
The Top 10 Hoaxes and Urban Legends spread by the internet in 2004
The trailer for In the Realms of the Unreal. : Another
must-see for my list!! It has pretty much everything I need in a
film except hat check girls and Bunraku dolls.
- "'In the Realms of the Unreal,' an innovative feature length
documentary, directed by Academy Award-winning filmmaker Jessica
Yu and produced by Susan West, explores the parallel lives of
legendary outsider artist Henry Darger. Reclusive janitor by
day, visionary artist by night, Darger's 15,000 page novel
details the exploits of the Vivian Girls, seven angelic sisters
who lead a rebellion against godless, child-enslaving men.
Featuring the voices of Dakota Fanning ('I Am Sam,' 'Dr. Seuss'
The Cat in the Hat') and Larry Pine ('The Royal Tenenbaums,'
'The Ice Storm'), the music of Emmy-winning composer Jeff Beal
and the work of a team of animators, this wholly original film
tells the story of a hidden universe."
The trailer for Purple Butterfly with Zhang Ziyi:
"1928. Manchuria. Itami, a young Japanese man, falls deeply in
love with Cynthia, a beautiful Chinese girl. Their brief happiness
ends when he is called home for his military service and they are
forced to part. Returning sorrowfully from the train station where
she has bid her lover farewell, Cynthia witnesses her brother's
bloody murder at the hands of Japanese right-wing extremists.
Three years later, Shanghai has been unofficially occupied by
Japan. The city is tense, rife with violence and barely contained
anarchy. Cynthia - now known as Ding Hui - is working for Purple
Butterfly, a resistance group planning to assassinate Yamamoto,
head of the Japanese secret service. Itami is also in Shanghai,
operating as a secret agent and reporting directly to Yamamoto.
Arriving at Shanghai station to meet his fiancie, Szeto, a young
Chinese man, is mistaken by the assembled resistance fighters for
the assassin they have engaged to eliminate Yamamoto. Violence
erupts and Szeto's fiancie is shot dead in the crossfire. Szeto
escapes with the Purple Butterfly members, all of whom believe him
to be the hired killer. Only Ding Hui realises the truth ... Thus
three destinies are linked by chance, and three fates set in
The trailer for Bright Future.
- Now THIS sounds awesome! "Enigmatic Mamoru lives alone with
his poisonous but hauntingly luminous jellyfish. These
attractive loners sting whoever gets too close. Yuji, an
emotionally unstable young man working at the same factory, is
fascinated and influenced by Mamoru. When Mamoru is arrested for
murdering his boss, Yuji is devoted to taking care of his
jellyfish and, befriending Mamoru's father, he begins to open
his eyes to reality."
- That guy must be really good at raising jellyfish. I can get
mine poisonous enough, but they are never "hauntingly luminous".
The best I can do is "opalescent". Next time I'm going to spend
the extra five bucks and get the optional "haunting enhancement"
- "Three contemporary stories inspired by the everlasting
emotions expressed by the precious dolls of Bunraku theater. Three
stories delicately intertwined by the beauty of sadness. Three
stories of undying love."
Before watching the trailer for this movie (Dolls), please be sure
to check your hat, your common sense and, of course, your penis.
Like most guys my age, I really miss hat-check girls. And the
precious dolls of Bunraku. When I retire, I think I'm going to
open up a Bunraku theater with a "no hats" policy.
Here's the trailer and the first eight minutes of Sky Blue,
an S/F dystopia film.
Here's the trailer for "Color Me Kubrick", starring
John Malkovich. Billed as a cinema verite comedy (huh?), "Colour
Me Kubrick' is based on events during the shooting of "Eyes Wide
Shut" in London from 1998-99, when a man pretending to be
legendary director Stanley Kubrick got into many of the city's
most exclusive parties, restaurants and nightclubs. Playing on his
willing victims' star-struck desire to believe, he was successful
despite bearing no resemblance to Kubrick.
Here's the trailer for The Weather Man, Nic Cage's next project.
"Popular Chicago weatherman, Dave Spritz (Nicholas
Cage) has a shot at the big time when a national morning
television show calls him for an audition. Professionally, Dave is
on the top of the world, but his personal life is in complete
disarray. The harder he tries to hold on, the more he loses his
Funny Videos - Lingerie Pillow Fight. What happens when
a marketing department makes an internal video that has absolutely
nothing to do with the client's product, but instead with two hot
girls in lingerie pillow fighting, which of course is eventually
leaked to the Internet, then becomes sponsored by the company?
Three more pretentious clips from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of
- It could be so titled, with Webber's name included in the
full title, to distinguish it from the Mickey Spillane version
of Phantom of the Opera, which is bursting with "two-fisted
action" and "trampy booze-swilling dames", but has really lousy
- Or, as an alternate theory, Webber's name is there to make
it sound even MORE pretentious.
Major global climate change may be happening - as a result of
cyclical activity, not human behavior.
- A team of scientists is finding numerous links between our
time and a mysteriously similar period 5200 years ago.
- This is interesting, but frankly I find it hard to believe
"scientists" who mess up simple data. This glaciologist says,
"“Something happened back at this time and it was monumental,”
Thompson said. “But it didn’t seem monumental to humans then
because there were only approximately 250 million people
occupying the planet, compared to the 6.4 billion we now have."
I guess a glaciology degree doesn't have a math requirement. The
human population of the planet in 3200 BC is estimated to be
about 14 million, not 250 million. Not bad, though, he's only
off by 94%. When I read stuff like this, I always assume that
his other conclusions are similarly accurate.
- Obviously, his theories have not been peer-reviewed. His 250
million population estimate is off by about three thousand years
(pretty close, again!). Several studies have estimated the world
population at the time of Christ.
Here are nine sources summarized, and all the
estimates range from 170 million to 400 million.
- So if his global climate change data is within the same
mathematical error tolerance level as his population stats, we
should be able to look forward to another three thousand
worry-free years. Unfortunately, some of his warnings probably
should be heeded, but whose going to listen to a guy who doesn't
bother to look up simple facts?
Here are about a bazillion clips from Scorsese's Howard Highes
biopic, The Aviator.
The trailer for Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous.
Because if ever a movie left unanswered questions, it was Miss
Here's the trailer for The Upside of Anger: "Joan Allen
stars as the sharp-witted Terry Wolfmeyer, a suburban wife and
mother who is left to raise her four headstrong daughters when her
husband unexpectedly disappears. Things get even more hectic when
Terry falls for her neighbor Denny (Kevin Costner), a once-great
baseball star turned radio DJ, and her daughters are forced to
juggle their mom's romantic dilemmas as well as their own." It's
difficult to apply the Scoopy Costner rule to this one (Costner
plays a jock or a cowboy: good. Costner plays anything else: major
suckitude.) Kevin plays an ex-jock, so it's hard to say which way
it will go.
Here is another completely different trailer for Elektra.
Here's the trailer for the remake of The Pink Panther.
Following Scoopy's Jean Reno rule (Reno wears sunglasses: good
film. No sunglasses: major suckitude.), I think we can expect this
puppy to highball in the fast lane to suck city.
Urban Legends Reference Pages: "Phone cards are good gifts for
U.S. soldiers" In general: very true, though the
internet is filled with misinformation, as usual.
The Daily Show looks at America's culture wars and another great
Bushism "Justice ought to be fair" . (Man, I like The
Daily Show, but I am so sick of that Ellen Degeneres ad with the
The catfight between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan is back on.
Forget the fockin' Fockers. The premiere was all about The Barbra.
Nicole Kidman says she is 'very excited' about fulfilling her
long-held career dream to work with old pal Russell Crowe.
The world's two most famous Aussies will be waltzing some Matilda
together in Eucalyptus next year, a "very small" film adapted from
Murray Ball's best-selling novel.
Midway finds a clever way around the exclusive NFL/EA arrangement.
They've based their new game on the fictional league in ESPN's
Playmakers. The game permits a player to attempt excessive
celebrations, dirty hits, off the field controversies, and more.
- Disgusting story of the day. Don't read this article (with
some graphic details) if you're eating.
A gay Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight
then cooked the man's body in tomatoes and onions.
Damned fool. Anyone knows human flesh goes better with basil.
Why send e-mail when you can send pee-mail? (Hey, it's'
Some of the best Star Trek Blooper Downloads
What do taxidermists do with their spare parts?
Murphy's Laws Site - All the laws of Murphy in one place.
FamilyStyle Film Guide: Movie Reviews for Parents is
another site like Screen-It in the sense that it tells you which
movies have nudity and sex and violence so you can ... um ...
avoid those movies. Yeah, avoid 'em, that's the ticket. This site
may come in handy since Screen-It is migrating many of its
archives into a subscription area, and also keeps the very newest
reviews under lock and key.
Those guys who did the "This Land if Your Land" video now have a
Former US president Carter to monitor Palestinian elections.
Yeah, those would-be do-badders won't be able to slip anything
Online Petition to Reverse The Exclusive Licensing from the NFL
and NFLPA to EA Games. The submitter wrote: "Nice
thought. With no competition, NFL games can only go downhill. But
online petitions never work (unless you want to bring back a show
from the WB) and all the NFL cares about is cold hard cash."
Rupert Murdoch has agreed to buy the late Laurance Rockefeller's
Fifth Avenue penthouse apartment for $44 million
Hi-res of the Fantastic Four. Alba looks mah-vel-ous.
Anna Kournikova and the history of celebrity/sports marriages.
Pfizer says Celebrex shows increased heart attack risk in a study.:
"Pfizer said Friday it suspended use of its popular arthritis
painkiller Celebrex after the medicine showed more than double the
risk of heart attack in a cancer-prevention trial. "
Roman Catholic school officials have fired a nun who is accused of
threatening to give a sixth-grader a knuckle sandwich.
What kind of crazy world has this become when an old nun can't
terrorize Catholic students? I weep for the new generation and
those yet unborn.
- Nature on a rampage. First fire goes after Fire Marshall Bill.
a fire destroys the 'Love Shack'
- #35 in our series of ...
internet time-wasters for when you've been hitting the reefer.
What women REALLY want from a man.
The 10 worst mistakes women make when giving blowjobs
Automatic ransom note generator - all you have to do is commit the
crime (and do the time)
'Survivor' Host Jeff Probst forms his own tribe with one of the
contestants. He waited for a really cute one!
Parents Go on Strike, Move to Front Yard
Jim Carrey flung himself head first into crowds of fans and
photographers at the premiere of his new film in London's
Jolly Walkers Clown Shoes
The trailer for Sahara: "Based on a Clive Cussler
bestseller, this modern action-adventure is the story of NUMA
agent (National Underwater Marine Agency) and master explorer,
Dirk Pitt (Matthew McConaughey), who discovers that thousands of
North Africans are being driven mad by something polluting the
water. If unchecked, the entire world population could be
threatened." Cast: Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz, Steve Zahn,
William H. Macy, Lambert Wilson, Delroy Lindo
WATCH OUT, JEN! BEN'S PARTYING AGAIN
Letterman's Top Ten Unsexy Things That Sound Sexy When Said By
America's Next Top Model
DEMOCRATS EMBARK ON FACT-FINDING MISSION TO NASCAR. Ted
Kennedy Leads Delegation on Historic Journey
- Weekly World News provides some holiday tips:
BEST CHRISTMAS GIFTS YOU CAN GET YOUR ENEMIES!
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
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are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
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by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words, pictures, and vids from
"Treibjagd" (drive hunt) is a German drama made for TV
involving the BND, the German counterpart of the CIA. If my
memory serves me right it deals with two of its agents, one a
good guy, the other a rotten scoundrel not hampered by any
morals. The rotten one is responsible for the death of the good
one's love of his life, Julia Malik, who was at a certain point
also seeing the bad guy. This occurred in Prague when the
Communists and the Soviets were still running things.
Then the film moves on to several years after the demise of the
empire of evil. Somehow these two men's paths cross again and once
again they both end up with the same woman, this time Nina
Kunzendorf. Nina, a widow with a child to support, is out of a job
and has to resort to prostitution to make ends meet. In clip one
you can see her wearing a wig when the rotten one coerces her into
having sex with him. If she refuses he will have her child taken
away, the fact that she is a good mother doesn't count here of
course. In the short second clip you can see her without the wig
when she waves goodbye to the good one who is off to deal with the
bad one for good.
Even if the title could have easily been "The
Good, The Bad and The Prostitute", it's actually not a bad flick
(rated 6.6 in IMDB based on 8 votes only) and I'm sorry to say
that I didn't burn this one entirely to DVD.
PS. It's very curious to see how your review of a wrestler's sex
video leads to the prediction that the Chinese empire will take
over from the American. If that happens our European political
leaders will have to change their usual crap. It won't be
hamburgers and Coca-Cola that's going to "corrupt" us in Europe,
they'll have to fulminate against dim-sum's, shark fin soup and
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes a look at the mega-lo budget college frat movie "Going Greek".
All 3 ladies are topless. Of some interest may be Unknown #2 who is the proud owner of one of the worst boob jobs ever!
'Caps and comments by Hankster
Scoops, I guess by now everyone knows of my love of capturing and capping a "Damsel in Distress" and today we have a dandy from a mainstream movie called"Love Object".
It Features Melissa Sagemiller bound up, ball gagged, suspended and manhandled by her captor. Mostly cleavage, but in part 2 tomorrow you will get to see a little more skin :)
- Melissa Sagemiller
'Caps and comments by Dann:
Romance is romance, relationships are relationship, and problems will arise regardless of the gender of the participants. That's the premise of the 2004 lesbian comedy/romance.
Lou and Sassafras (both female) are roommates and best friends. When they fall in love, things get complicated. They go to San Francisco, and there they fall in with a group of role-playing S/M lesbians which tests their relationship with one another.
Leisurely paced but funny, and the movie was widely acclaimed by gays, however, it didn't fully hold my interest, and I'm not sure other hetrosexuals will relate to it, either. However, I think it's worth a look.
'Caps and comments by Oz:
Some nipplage by Emmanuelle Chriqui in the teenage slasher film Wrong Turn and Lindy Booth displays a lot of cleavage.
Some lovely pokies by Joanna Going in Still Breathing, and Ann Magnuson is down to her underwear.
"All or Nothing"
Sally Hawkins is topless in the British film All or Nothing. A nice upskirt by Helen Coker and some cleavage by Alex Kelly.
Plenty of topless nudity in Sketch Artist by Charlotte Lewis and Sean Young. Belle Avery is also naked but it is from a distance and it could be a body double.
|The hot Brit and co-star of the new film "The Aviator" making an appearance on Thursday night's Letterman. In #1 you can see that she's wearing insanely low cut jeans. Too bad she didn't turn around for us :) In #2 we have some great views of her beautiful face. Personally I don't think much of her "acting", but good lord she is one photogenic woman!
|Excellent 'caps of Hunter baring all in scenes from "Spun". Hunter spends almost the entire film tied spread-eagle to a bed. In the deleted footage, there is even an open leg shot. Click here for the full scoopy.com review.
|Natasha Gregson Wagner
|Señor Skin 'caps of Natalie Wood's daughter topless in a couple of scenes from the off-beat and campy horror/thriller "Modern Vampires" (1998).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
EMBARRASSING WEEK FOR BRITNEY
Star Jones Demands A Recount! - The Star has issued its annual list of the
top ten most annoying celebrities. Counting down from #10: Bill O'Reilly,
Michael Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Elton John, Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, Ashlee
Simpson, Star Jones, Anna Nicole Smith, and at #1, a tie between fellow blond
airheads Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Both managed to be overexposed, even
though Britney had knee surgery and couldn't even tour.
Britney's knees aren't among the parts of her that she overexposes.
Luckily, Paris can get on her knees with no trouble, as we all saw in her
Prediction for the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2025 list: Apple Paltrow.
The Book: "A Child's Guide To Pole-Dancing" - The FemaleFirst website reports
that Christie's is auctioning off a book report Britney Spears wrote when she
was eight. It was savaged by her teacher as "messy" and is filled with
spelling and grammar errors.
So you KNOW it's authentic!
No, wait: she wrote that when she was 18.
Too Much Rich Food - Also, Britney's been humiliated and had to go to the vet
because her Chihuahua Lacy Loo can't stop breaking wind everywhere she takes
Maybe if she stopped feeding it $180 steaks...
That's why she takes Lacy Loo everywhere: so she can blame it on the dog.
LISA MARIE SELLS ELVIS ESTATE
ThankYewVurryMuch! - Elvis Presley Enterprises announced that the King's
daughter, Lisa Marie, has agreed to sell most of the Elvis estate, including
rights to his name and image, to SFX Entertainment for about $100 million. SFX
will merchandise Elvis internationally. But Lisa Marie will keep her dad's
personal effects and Graceland, which will remain open to the public.
She considered selling Graceland, but nobody will buy a house with shag
carpeting these days.
She'll also have to stop using the name Presley...A lot of people
suggested that anyway, after hearing her sing.
WHAT THE STARS WANT FROM SANTA
They Ask So Little - "Santa To The Stars" Brady White makes $5,000 a night
playing Santa Claus at ritzy Hollywood parties. Dozens of stars have sat on his
lap and told him what they wanted for Christmas, including Jodie Foster, Lisa
Kudrow, Bob Dylan, James Caan, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. He says some
of their wishes came true: Cher asked for an Oscar, and Jack Nicholson wanted
the Lakers to win a championship. But the weirdest of all was Madonna, who
asked Santa for her virginity back.
Not very likely, especially since she was sitting on his lap
and humping his leg.
But Santa couldn't grant her wish because she'd been WAY too naughty.
He told her that was impossible, so she asked to win an Oscar
instead...And Santa replied, "Oh, all right, I'll work on the virginity thing."
I'd just ask, which is more uncomfortable: having James Caan in your lap,
or Kirstie Alley?
HARDEE'S DOES IT AGAIN
Brunch In A Bun - Health advocates accused Hardee's of "food porn" for
marketing their new Monster Thickburger while other restaurants cut fat and
calories. But Hardee's parent company loves the publicity so much, they're expanding
on the idea. Their other chain, Carl's Jr., just introduced the Breakfast
Burger, a hamburger topped with a fried egg, hash browns, bacon and cheese. It
has 46 grams of fat and 830 calories. A Hardee's spokesman said people are
sick of P.C. food, and "We don't make what we want to sell, we make what people
want to buy."
And they have to attract new customers, to replace the old ones that keep
It's a great way to start your day...and end your life.
Coming in Spring: the Easter Burger, a hamburger topped with a 20-pound
honeyglaze ham, five candy eggs and a chocolate rabbit.