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"Sexual Malice" day two

There were more tits in Sexual Malice than I could fondle, er, handle in one night last night, so here are two more women who jiggled their way to obscurity in Sexual Malice.

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  • Samantha Phillips (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Kathy Shower (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "King Kong" (1933)

    King Kong (1933), the film that saved RKO pictures, was suggested by a Funhouse reader, and it was an excellent suggestion. Although I had never seen the director's cut, I had heard years ago about the scene where Kong peals Fay Wray's clothes off, gives her the finger, then sniffs and licks his finger. What I didn't realize is that Fay seems to be braless throughout the film. Note especially image 1. Voted #208 all time by IMDB readers, this film is given a 4 by Maltin and 3 1/2 by Berardinelli. King Kong was a wonder in 1933, with amazing special effects, a straightforward plot, a beautiful damsel in distress, a dashing hero, in sort, everything you could ask from a monster movie. Indeed, nothing even close was made for years.

    The film holds up surprisingly well today. Yes, the dialogue is dated, and special effects and animation have improved in the last 70 years, but Kong is still an imposing enough monster, Fay Wray is still just as appealing, and the ending still works. "It was beauty killed the beast."

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  • Fay Wray (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    I forgot to mention yesterday - Charlie's site is updated!

    The New York Guy is our specialty movie reviewer, who only watches movies that star naked supermodels. He sent in yet another review of The Blue Bicycle, updating his former comments. He studied it in depth, so he wanted to add some more scholarly touches to his analysis. (New, in-depth material in yellow) "Hey, ya want a fokkin' review? I'll give ya yer review right here (grabs crotch). Laetitia Casta naked in world war two. You could tell it wuz in da war, cuz she has "Kilroy was here" written on her ass. Now review dis. (Grabs crotch again)".

    I believe two crotches is his highest rating. Even "Fair Game" and "Aria" got only one and a half crotches.

    Here's Laetitia (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Our resident humorist and magazine smut guru, Stone Cold, is still out of the country, so once again it devolves upon me to review the new Celebrity Sleuth. Some great material this month (v14,n1)

    My favorite: these gorgeous nudes of Portia de Rossi (1, 2, 3)

    The cover story: Brandy Ledford of Baywatch in about a bazillion very explicit nudes. Here's a sample of what Brandy's gyno sees. There are many, many more in the mag.

    Very cool: Janine Turner hasn't done much screen nudity, so this see-through dress is tantalizing. It isn't possible to say with certainty, but she doesn't seem to have any underpants on.

    The late Meredith MacRae, of the musical/acting family, and once a star on Petticoat Junction.

    Speaking of Baywatch, Sleuth has a bunch of new Angelica Bridges material. Not as explicit as Brandy, of course, but damned sexy. Here's a sampler.

    Lois Hamilton, formerly of The Ropers. She committed suicide last year. Her career never took off.

    Dr Susan Block, sexual advice guru, host of her own LA/SF cable TV show. Many more of the good doctor available in the magazine.

    Dr Natasha Terry, sex therapist and on again/off again close friend of Charlie Sheen. Find her at Find many more pictures in the magazine. Find Charlie on a street corner somewhere.

    Tiffany Granath, host of Night Calls. Plenty more of her in the mag as well.

    Robin Givens, actress and athletic supporter. New paparazzi shot.

    Paparazzi of Paula Jai Parker from The Snoops

    Fawnia Mondey (1, 2). I guess her name means animal life of the world (Fawna Mundi in Latin), and she was 1999's Miss Nude Internet, whatever that is. You may have seen her on Millenium. By the way, a quick point. You know how Danni Ashe and Cindy Margolis are always fighting over who is the most downloaded woman on the internet? Of course, we guys who surf the internet always get a big kick out of the absurdity of that. How do they come up with those claims? Back when my site was entirely free, there were more downloads of Gellar pictures from my site alone than the internet total claimed by Ashe and Margolis! Just my one little site, mind you! Buffy completely kicked their asses, and she never even got naked to do it! Of course, Buffy was only hot for about a year. Talking about lifetime performance, my guess based on my site's records is that the most downloaded woman in the history of the internet has to be Jennifer Connolly. And I'm going to take a rough guess that her downloads are at least 1,000 times higher than Margolis. And that's a conservative estimate.

    Debra Messing (Will & Grace) in public

    Amy Lynn Baxter, star of Penthouse layouts, grade z movies, and best known as Howard Stern's fantasy girl. She's magnificent, and there are many more of her in the mag. These are said to be her first nudes since her Playboy/Penthouse days, so a good scoop for the Sleuth.

    Hot off the Press!
    Bootleg 'caps from the movie "100 Girls", by Raja. Looks like another teen-romantic-comedy. The credits read like any WB show, but at least there are a few naughty bits to be seen!

    Katherine Heigl
    (1, 2, 3)

    No nudity, but #2 has some nice frames with bra-only and cleavage.

    Rainbeau Mars
    (1, 2)

    See-thru nipple sightings.

    Biljana Filipovic Clear topless exposure, with both breasts visible.

    Julieanne Steger A few bra only frames.

    Kristen Herold Topless scenes. If you're looking for more of Kristen, she also appeared in the 1997 Skinemax movie "When Passions Collide".

    Kristina Anapau Far off bra only view.

    Marissa Ribisi Clear breast exposure from Giovanni Ribisi's slightly older sister.
    Jasmin Wagner

    Susann Atwell

    Alexandra Kemp

    Three ladies each wearing skimpy black undies or bikinis from the German FHM.
    Blackshine outdid him self with this next batch of 30 scans from the book by the famous celebrity photographer, Francesco Scavullo. The book is called Scavullo Nudes and features 100 artistic (and many revealing) images of some big-named celebs.

    In the nudity department most of these feature breast exposure, the rest are boobs over the arms.

    Here are the highlights:
    Amber Smith #2 is a full frontal.
    Geri Miller, also does frontal nudity.
    Rene Russo looks amazing topless in link #1.

    For book info from Amazon, Click here.

    For more info about Scavullo, click here.

    Alana Collins
    Brooke Shields
    Samantha Jones
    Toni Sotres
    (1, 2, 3)
    Amber Smith
    (1, 2)
    Anna Levine
    Christy Turlington
    (1, 2)
    Cindy Crawford
    Claudia Schiffer
    Dana Patrick
    (1, 2)
    Diane Furstenburg
    Geri Miller
    Jerry Hall
    Linda Evangelista
    Margaux Hemingway
    Monique van Vooren
    Karen Mulder
    (1, 2)
    Naomi Campbell
    (1, 2)
    Rene Russo
    (1, 2)
    Sarah O'hare
    Lynne Adams Topless exposure from "Silent Hunter"

    Annie Dufresne Fully nude, but only the breasts are really in plain view. Also from "Silent Hunter" (directed by Blacksploitation legend, Fred Williamson)

    Elina Loewensohn Very nice breast exposure in "The Wisdom Of Crocodiles"

    PAL had a few comments about the next two...

    Moana Pozzi From "Amami", (If you see the image, you'll know what kind of actress she is)

    Gina Gershon with Jennifer Tilly From "Bound". (no nudity!) This image is not about the nudity in the movie, just have a look at it.
    and ...
    Beverly D'Angelo
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    A ton of topless exposure from the DVD version of "Hair", by RDO.

    Anke Engelke The latest by Arthur Figgis of the German radio DJ, comedian, actress.

    Amy Smart
    (1, 2)

    Amy topless in scenes from "Road Trip", by RoSSol.

    Susan Holmes
    (1, 2, 3)
    Comments and images by Sisyphus:
    This stunner took some time off to have a child and looks just as hot today as she did before the birthing! Here she is today (link #1) and a retrospective of a scan I did of her some three years ago (link #2). I'd like to think that both my technique and her beauty have improved with age. Sorry about the size of the older one, I don't recall it being that large. Maybe this was a copy before I resized it. The filename was changed a while back when I was trying to make some sense out of my archives, so the numbers do not correctly reflect the chronology. Three more words about theses scans- NOT FROM THE BUNNYMAG!

    The Funnies
    From the Anonymous News Service

    December 14, 2000


    Bush To Be Smitten Later Today

    HEAVEN, ENTIRE UNIVERSE (ANS) -- In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one nation, under God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's Supreme Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush.

    "I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this morning on a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to lie back and let Bush get away with this bullshit."

    "I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know exactly who voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly 20,219 votes."

    Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's Word for possible grounds for appeal.

    "God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign strategist Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential Election is unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of the state of Florida."

    "Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead of him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean."

    God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct, explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no grounds to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot."

    "Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get real! The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name them: Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..."

    Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W. Bush's prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him today. In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God has taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth and possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced the former presidential candidate into hard labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him with deep boils.

    Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy.

    Copynone (c) 2000 Anonymous News Service. No Rights Reserved.

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