"Je suis une nymphomane"

Je suis une nymphomane (1970), or I am a Nymphomaniac, is the most popular (at the time) exploitation film, and earned star Sandra Julien 10 roles between 1970 and 1975, as well as a trip to Japan. Then, she dropped out of sight. She was the straightlaced daughter of a strict father until she fell down an elevator shaft after which she had an uncontrollable sexual hunger. Her father caught her with her boyfriend, and through her out of the house, sending her to live with his sister, who ends up being a bisexual swinger. Daddy also convinces Jullien that she is a nymphomaniac.

She has no sooner arrived in Paris than Auntie (Janine Reynaud) seduces her, and then shares her with a customer. Her misadventures continue until she meets a doctor who cares.

Both women show everything, and there are several body parts shown in a mild orgy scene. There are not enough votes at IMDB to assign any relevance to them, and no reviews. I screened a UK all region PAL, the transfer was decent, and there were interviews, slide galleries and cast bios in the special features. The biggest negative was the dubbing to English, but even that wasn't as bad as usual, as much of the dialogue was actually voice-over. This does not have enough simulated sex and nudity to satisfy the current soft-core fan, but is worth a watch for those who remember the era and attitudes. C-.

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  • Janine Raynaud (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Orgy scene (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Sandra Jullien (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Babs in the Buff

    I don't exactly know why, but it seems that every American issue of The Owl and The Pussycat features pixelation and blur where Streisand's bubbies ought to be. I've looked at it in VHS and DVD, no luck so far.

    Fortunately for us, Graphic Response found a full-screen version of this film (European version??) which includes the Babs Breasts without any pixelation.

    If Miss Streisand has been behind the blurring conspiracy, she should quit it, because the fact is she had a very attractive and firm set of gazongas. Now her face - maybe that could use a little blurring.





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    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Watchful Eye (2002) is a remake of sorts of the Sharon Stone/William Baldwin movie entitled, Sliver. In Sliver, Billy Baldwin wires the apartment building so that he can spy on his tenants. Why? He really, really likes to watch.

    In Watchful Eye, a couple of guys wire the So Cal condos they own because they have this plan to sell the videos on the web. Good plan, guys. No one will ever learn they are on the videos and even if they do this stuff is perfectly legal. Perfectly. Uh huh.

    So the movie makers have to fill the place with great looking women. Let's see, who shall we get? A former Hefmate, a former Pet, a couple of crossover pornabees, a first-timer and a veteran B-movie babe. Should just about do it. We'll film em stripping and showering and doing the nasty... with guys and with one another. Sounds like a winner.

    I sent in caps of the former Hefmate (Julie Lynn Cialini) and the former Pet (Juliet Cariaga) around Thanksgiving. Appropriately enough, then, today we have the leftovers.

    First and foremost is the veteran B movie babe, Renee Rhea. I 'capped this babe in Embrace the Darnkess II. Liked her then. Really liked her in this one. a real cutie. Triple B performance, too.

    First timer is Melissa Barmes (yes, that is Barmes, not Barnes). Woman started with some righteous equipment. Did a little after-market add-on and voila! The scene of her coming out the pool, starkers (first collage), is worth the price of admission. But guys, do not expect to see her again because, sadly, she gives the single worst acting performance I have ever sat through. And when you think of the movies I have watched, that is saying something.

    • Melissa Barmes (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The crossovers from babes in pornland are Kristal Summers and Nikki Fairchild. I capped Nikki before in Sex Court: The Movie and have asked The Gimp if he wouldn't mind capping her in some on-screen action of the real sort. She's a babe. Both gals come with what seems to be pornstar standard equipment...roughly 20 pounds of silicone.

    Speaking of silicone, fitness model Nissa Hall does some stripping and kissing and nekkid posing in this movie.

    First collage has ber kissing Nikki and another gal. Wait, that gal has a beard. It's a dude!! With cute little ringlets falling down over his shoulders. Isn't that precious? In my best Gilbert Gottfried voice, allow me to ask, What the Fuck? Right after this movie, they held a "Welcome Back from the 60's" party for the guy. Sheesh.

    • Nissa Hall (1, 2)

    So that's it. Lot's of babes, not much plot. Clearly, someone has stumbled onto a formula for making these DTV things, which includes pretty much the same cast members from one movie to the next. So long as they keep getting nekkid, and one of them is Ms. Rhea, I am not about to complain.

    Maggie Gyllenhaal
    (1, 2)

    Gorgeous 'caps by nmd featuring fantastic full frontal nudity from one of Hollywood's up and coming stars in scenes from the movie "Secretary" (2002). It's an offbeat movie, but definitely worth watching...especially if your a Gyllenhaal fan.

    Pam Anderson Pammy showing some cleavage and wearing a bunch of skin tight clothes in scenes from an episode of "VIP".

    Heather Graham Heather wearing only Red Sox undies (with some nice wonderbra cleavage) in scenes from the Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson movie "Anger Management" (2003).

    Charlotte Ayanna
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Emily Bergl
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Johnny Moronic takes a look at "The Rage: Carrie 2" (1999). Fun House favorite Ayanna shows some lovely cleavage and in link #4 is seen only wearing undies. Bergl doesn't show squat, but she was the lead in this flick, so I guess these 'caps complete the set.

    Alice Evans
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    The UK actress topless and gettin' it on in Señor Skin 'caps from "Mauvaise passe" aka "The Escort" aka "The Wrong Blonde" (1999). Most folks may remember from her more wholesome role in the Disney movie "102 Dalmatians".