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|One Fish, Two Fish|
|Commentary and pics from ICMS,
the Flemish Flash:
Hello dear Scoopy!
In this contribution 4 actresses will be uncovered. Let's start with Julie Delpy. in the strange futuristic French film "Les mille merveilles de l'univers" which translates as the 1000 wonders of the universe. One of those wonders is probably the red light in which Julie's nude scenes were shot. Because of this light you can hardly see anything and everything in those images seems 'flattened out'. Truly the work of an enlightened mind.
Since this week seems to be Veronica Ferres week, we'll move on to her with 3 collages. (#1,#2,#3) She is a big star in Germany and in this film "Die Braut" she gives us quite an insight into her shapely body. Pretty explicit for a major star, don't you think? I this film she plays the part of Christiane Vulpius, the love interest of the great German author/poet Johann Wolfgang Goethe. Christiane was a girl of humble descent and because Goethe feared he would be excluded from "the better circles" he only let her live in his garden house and when he received important guests she had to stay in the kitchen with the servants. Only after 18 years Goethe decided to do right thing and he finally married her! Apparently many celebrities and great minds have always behaved like assholes. Or was he just an opportunist? Anyway in the last collage Veronica lies sick and unconscious in bed and one member of the better circles takes advantage of the opportunity and checks out what the hell Goethe can possibly see in this woman. I think he knows now and so do we.
Time to move on to our third actress in the buff, namely Flemish Tania Kloek. (#1, #2). Not new to the Fun House I think but these are caps from the 20 minutes longer TV-version of the movie Dief! This film is based on the true story of guy who deliberately chose for a career as a thief! He wasn't very fortunate though, he got caught several times and died in jail. In the first collage you see him getting arrested for the first time. After a while he's released from prison, he starts stealing again and when he's making love to his girl friend look what happens in collage # 2. He gets arrested again. I wonder if this also happened twice in real life. What did happen in real life is that Tania and her lover in the film fell in love on the set of this movie and they are still together.
Finally there is Kathleen Quinlan in the film Sunday Lovers, a movie with many titles according to the IMDb. These scenes were very dark, so hard to vidcap but I gave it a try anyway. It's always better than nothing. Be warned that there is a high amount of Gene Wilder in this collage. I'm not a big fan of him. I think he only knows one facial expression: amazement. Of course this is understandable, Gene is probably just as amazed as most people are that a guy like him ended up playing male lead roles in major Hollywood productions and having nude scenes with beautiful actresses (Quinlan, Kelly LeBrock). If I'm too hard on him just censor me, Scoopy. (Scoop's comment: I'm not going to censor you for an opinion! I like Gene Wilder in Mel Brooks movies, and he worked well with the oompa-loompas, but it's difficult to recall any other career highlights for him.)
To end this contribution I would like to show you what I found in a French computer games magazine: the new Microsoft keyboard for the year 2000. Looks handy, not?
(#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)
The babe from the past is Karen Clarke, who was 19 when she appeared in this pose on the 29th of April, 1982.
|+||Ever wonder what Playboy and
Page Three models do when not modeling for Playboy? Fred
does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His
I usually don't wonder what Penthouse Pets do when not posing for Penthouse. Usually it's a good bet that they are a porn star, or well known stripper. This little coincidence is worth note though. See if you see a few common themes here:
Eva Major Penthouse Pet Jan. 1998 Pamela Petrokova Penthouse Pet April 1998 Kelly Havel Penthouse Pet June 1998 Sylvia Saint Penthouse Pet Oct. 1998 Leah Maree Willis Penthouse Pet March 1999 Nicole is rumored to be Nicole Marciano the Pet for January 2000 Then there's Tracey Smith our Model from Playboy BOL August 1998.
|No pictures, but these
additional comments from Lunar on subjects mentioned in
the past few days: Scoopy, These ladies have been pretty
hot lately at the fun house and I'll let you know what I
know. Sammi Jessop is said to have done porn in Candy's
Little Sister Sugar and Naughty Neighbors. I bought both
videos believing she was in them, but she wasn't. At
least her face wasn't, and I don't think her body was
either. I'm not sure she would have even been old enough
to appear in Candies, and Neighbors has a bloke in it so
maybe her scene was cut from that final print?
Sara St. James, on her sight Sara.net ~ 2 years ago when I was a member, listed all here movies. One was Nicole's Revenge. I bought this from Excaliburfilms.com and it rocks!! It claims to be XXX but is only X. She gets completely nekkid 10 min in (she doesn't put clothes on again during the film) and lies down on a bed and does various close up masturbation scenes. We're talkin' long lasting extreme close ups. The only problem is that there is no penetration of any kind in this movie. Back on her sight, she also stated that she had never done any penetration of any kind EXCEPT for a movie where she took a dildo or vibrator (I don't remember which) but she says she was lied to and didn't want to promote that movie. This sounds a lot like the sexsymboldynasty/Lorissa McComas movies to me. Any ideas? I'll try to get some Nicole's Revenge caps for you by the end of the week. Later . . . Lunar
|Maelstrom||Maelstrom's Eye continues at an
unbelievable level of productivity. That he can pump out
21 in one day at this level of quality is astounding.
|Perkeo||I love it. More naked Helen Mirren, and more from Peter Greenaway. "The Cook, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Restless, not to mention The Forty Thieves minus 39". Number 6 is a full frontal. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)|
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