Johnny Web's junk (Uncle Scoopy)

Yo, dudes, junior is working on his tan in the Caribbean this week, and I'm doing double duty, working on this page.

Life isn't necessarily fair.

He returns Saturday. Meantime, Elya is still on vacation, and I'm still migrating files and apps to a new computer, so my time for imaging and writing is minimal. I have a bunch of material, but little time to finish it off. I should be back to normal tomorrow.

Here are some more naked Romanian gymnasts and/or vampires. This time it's Corina Ungureanu from Celebrity Sleuth's "Shock Jock" issue, now on sale. Let's just say that her body looks somewhat post-gymnastic.

I don't know why there is now a DVD screener for an obscure Canadian film like Edge of Madness, but I'm happy for it, because Dhavernas did extensive nudity, and she is both attractive and talented.



**    Scoop- I requested once before caps of Sarah Chalke in a bra from the tv show Scrubs and yet again I have a similiar request.  This last episode had her in a bra, and showing belly.  Would love to see some caps.  Thanks to all of you.


**    Scoopy - Just wondered if you know how to get this:. "From the French version of Vogue, excellent B&W, nude scans of the ladies featured in their 2003 calendar." Any idea whether the calendar is available anywhere, where I could get a hold of a copy, or even the photographer involved? Any help much appreciated.

Scoop's note: I don't know - any help out there?

Other crap:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at

  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

words and pics from Tuna

Doppelganger (1993) is a horror thriller staring Drew Barrymore as a girl who moves from New York to LA after the brutal murder of her mother, which she is suspected of. She rents a room from wannabe writer George Newbern. He learns of her belief that she has a Doppelganger evil alter ego that killed her mother and is after her. Her shrink follows her to LA, and there is a brother who was accused of killing his father, or was it the brothers Doppelganger? OR was it the shrink, who pretended to be everyone's Doppelganger because he had the hots for Barrymore? Or maybe I was the Doppelganger ...

This is one of the more muddled films I have sat through lately. On the plus side, we see Drew's breasts, first in a shower scene, where the nozzle starts spraying blood for no good reason, and then in a sex scene with Newbern. IMDB readers have this at 4.1 of 10. It was a straight to vid, and is also known as Doppelganger: The Evil Within. Drew looks great, but the film is too convoluted to care much about, and the properties of a Dopelganger seemed to get redefined after each day of shooting, when they looked at the footage. This is a D-.

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  • Drew Barrymore ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 )


    "Cruel Game"

    Cruel Game (2001) is a film that IMDB has yet to hear of. It has a plot and acting reminiscent of a soft core erotic thriller, but has little
    simulated sex, and even less nudity. The only exposure is from ex bunnymag person Carrie Stevens, who shows her breasts. The plot summary on the package is not even close. Our hero is secretly wealthy, and, although he does real well with the ladies, he can't commit because he feels his mother caused his father's death, and he doesn't trust women. He is seeing a shrink, and becoming increasingly enamored of a Japanese girls. even though he is regularly banging her room mate, Stevens.

    Seems there is a huge plot to separate him from his money. If I say any more, it will ruin what little plot this contains. I am guessing it was
    straight to vid, and I have to wonder who decided to release it. It is technically ok, but gets poor marks for plot, acting and exposure. It is a D-.


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  • Carrie Stevens ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 )

  • words and pics from The Night

    Brinke Stevens - Very good looking lady who got kind of stuck in the B-movie scene.

    Brinke Stevens in Haunting Fear (1, 2, 3)

    pics from C2000
    Lisa Enos (1, 2, 3) in "To Live and Die in Hollywood", a modern adaptation of Tolstoy's "The Death of Ivan Ilyich"

    words and pics from Spaz

    Margaret Langrick from My American Cousin showing a partial breast in the 1995 episode Badlands of "Lonesome Dove: The Outlaw  Years".

    "L'Amour humain" (1970) aka "The Awakening" is somewhat of a French-Canadian nunploitation. It's about a nun and priest who leave the church to get married, only to have marital problems because she's frigid. When they eventually do consummate their marriage at the end there are flames in the foreground.

    "Hundra" (1983) is a Spanish/USA action-adventure-fantasy movie. Laurene Landon plays the flaxon-haired warrior princess Hundra
    avenging the slaughter of her village. If you like Xena this movie was ten years ahead of its  time.

    A couple of recaps of my previous work but using better quality dubs without those annoying subtitles.

    words and pics from Hankster
    Today we go back to 1992 and a bomb of a movie "Sorority House Massacre 2". But it did have one thing going for it, a fair amount of nudity. So here's a look at a couple of B-movie babes, Stacia Zhivago & Melissa Moore as they show off their best assets.

    Zhivago and Moore (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Scoop's note: I suppose Stacia was able to get a discount on her boob job. Professional courtesy. Her dad is a famous Doctor.

    Things to say when stressed at work:  
    • "Do I look like a people person?"
    • "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
    • "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
    • "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose"
    • "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
    • "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
    • "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
    • "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
    • "Am I Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
    • "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
    • "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
    • "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
    • "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
    • "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
    • "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".
    • "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking airport"

    Wendy Malick
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Aesthete's caps from "Divorce, a Contemporary Western"

    Valentina Vargas
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Hydargos's caps from The Name of the Rose