TV Round-Up

This is Delphine Chaneac in another episode of Transporter. I'm completely lost on the episode numbers in this series because they are not consistent from country to country, but for the record, Jack Snow reports that this episode is numbered #9 in Germany.


I was hoping that somebody else would get Reality Show done because I don't know all the IDs, but no luck, so I will give it my best shot:

This is Margaret Savinar and Monika Tilling

Here is Kelley Hensley

this actress plays the director's ex-girlfriend, Natasha. I couldn't find her in the credits.

this actress plays a porn star hired to seduce the ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend

2012 Nude Scenes

continued and amended

It is almost time for the annual nude scenes competition to get under way.
Several readers added some more selections to my original list. 

I am undoubtedly still missing several movies, especially foreign films. Tell me: (

I'll try to cull this down to only the serious contenders over the weekend and I'll shoot for Monday to begin balloting.


Femme Fatales - Kate Luyben

Unite 9 -  Eve Landry

Strike Back - Natalia Becker; Lynne Renee

The Girl’s Guide to Depravity - Rebecca Blumhagen

House of Lies - Anna Wood; Dawn Olivieri

Luck - Weronika Rosati

Spartacus - Viva Bianca; Katrina Law; Delaney Tabor; Hanna Mangan Lawrence

Magic City - Jessica Marais; Olga Kurylenko; Elena Satine

Episodes - Sophie Rundle

Parade's End - Rebecca Hall

Room at the Top - Maxine Peake

Californication - Camilla Luddington, Sarah Power

Boardwalk Empire - Meg Chambers Steedle; Gretchen Mol; Heather Lind;

Boss - Hannah Ware; Marin Ireland

Homeland - Morena Baccarin

Game of Thrones - Natalie Dormer; Maisee Dee; Carice van Houten; Natalia Tena; Oona Chaplin; Sahara Knite

Shameless - Emmy Rossum; Emma Greenwell; Stephanie Fantauzzi

The Borgias - Gina McKee; Melia Kreiling

True Blood - Kelly Overton; Valentina Cervi; Janina Gavankar; Jessica Clark

Weeds - Mary-Louise Parker; Jessica Kiper

Treme - Kim Dickens; Taryn Terrell

Transporter - Rachel Skarsten

Web Series

Dirty Deeds- Jennifer Krukowski

Clutch - Lea Lawrynowicz


Dreama Walker in Compliance

Piper Perabo in Looper (see below in Catch o' the Day)

Juno Temple in Killer Joe (see below in Catch o' the Day)

Gina Gershon in Killer Joe

Sherry Li and Linda So in Love Actually... Sucks!:
Naomi Watts in The Impossible

Leslie Mann in This is 40

Kerry Washington in Django Unchained

Jessica Chastain in Lawless

Ashley Hinshaw in About Cherry

Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman in Take This Waltz

Helen Hunt in The Sessions

Olivia Munn in Magic Mike

Ali Cobrin in American Reunion

Kristen Stewart in On the Road

Laura Prepon in Lay the Favorite

Patricia McKenzie in Cosmopolis

Amy Groening in Father's Day

Lynzey Patterson in Sweet Prudence

Kaniehtiio Horn in The Theatre Bizarre

Nadine Velazquez in Flight

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Just One of the Guys


Joyce Hyser 1080p film clip

I thought I would take a change from my tour of Europe for a while and do a little softcore. First up is the first season of the series Hotel Erotica, made in 2002. Today: Part 1 of 2

Hotel Erotica

The essence of each episode of the show is Chloe (played by Lauren Hays), who is the manager the hotel, reading a thank-you letter from a past client. Chloe then reminisces, with amazing clarity, about the visit. Each episode is just wall-to-wall simulated hochmagandy with plenty of naked women. Still waiting for season 2 to come to DVD.

Episode 7 Chasing Jamie

Angela Nicholas

Lauren Hays

Stephanie Swift

Episode 8 Heart's Desire

Ananda Saint James

Ander Paige

Emily Webster

Episode 9 Legally Yours

Janie Rau


Lauren Hays

Mara Kelle

Monique Parent

Episode 10 The Competition

April Flowers

Cynthia Shaw

Jennifer Lawrence

Lauren Hays

Episode 11 Blue Plate Special

Belinda Gavin

Emily Webster

Lauren Hays

Toby Bedford

Episode 12 Lust Takes a Holiday

Beverly Lynne

Janie Rau

Episode 13 Love Potion No. 10

Elena Ayala

Juliet Beres

Lauren Hays

Monique Parent


Tengo Ganas de Ti


Johnny's comments:

Tengo Ganas de ti (I Want You) is the follow up to Tres Metros Sobre el Cielo, this time set 2 years later with H (Mario Casas) heading back to Barcelona. He still longs for Babi (María Valverde) although he is willing to move on. Early on H meets Gin (Clara Lago), an aspiring musician/actress and they immediately hit it off. A local tough has set about making H's journey back into his old life tough by stealing his brother's motorbike (who died in the first film) and threatening further violence. On the other side, Babi has moved on too, but her family is about to go through a really tough patch, with Babi's 15 year-old sister Daniela having a night out that she is going to regret, while her father is possibly having an affair. But one thing happens on that night out and that sets in motion events that could get H and Babi back together. But has H moved on with Gin or can his love for Babi be rekindled.

The first film is an OK "rebel tamed by the good girl" drama, this film isn't much different, watchable but pretty stock standard. H isn't the rebel any more and the relationship with Gin seems more reasonable. But, this film lacks the thrills of the first film, Babi is relegated to second fiddle and as a result María Valverde is barely in the film. Boooo!!! (Oh, OK she was in Madrid, 1987 and that's a gold mine). Clara Lago (El Juego del Ahorcado, La Cara Oculta, Primos) is a more than admirable replacement and gives good feisty, so no complaints here.

Clara Lago 1080p film clips (collages below)


Film Clips

Mylene Jampanoi
in Rani (2011) in 1080p

Agnieszka Grochowska in Upperdog (2009). Entertaining scene!

Hilary Tindall in A Kind of Loving (1982), episode 9

Joanne Whalley, also in A Kind of Loving, episodes 3, 4, and 5
(Best quality I've seen from this forgotten show)

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5


A larger version of the Anne Hathaway upskirt

And a nice HQ downblouse from Leann Rimes

Ariane Labed in Alps (2012)

Aggeliki Papoulia, also in Alps

Sylva Koscina in The House of Exorcism (1975)

Carmen Silva, also in The House of Exorcism

Elke Sommer, also in The House of Exorcism