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"Basic Instinct" (1992)
When the Directors Cut was announced, I ignored it, as I didn't much like the film. It wasn't until Scoopy capped it that I realized that it was a director's cut, and had additional footage, so I ordered it. When the first copy arrived, it was damaged in shipping, and had to be exchanged. By the time the replacement arrived, I had lost my enthusiasm for it again, and put it in the to do someday stack. After so many bad films and soft-cores this month, it suddenly looked like fun. The project was well worth the
effort for several reasons. The transfer was orders of magnitude better than the original release. The additional nudity included Douglas with most of his face buried in Stone's crotch and other delights, and there was a feature length commentary with Verhoeven and DP Jan de Bont. The commentary let me enjoy the film this time, by focusing on the technical excellence, and ignoring the logic problems in the script.
The images are a serious upgrade to my earlier effort, not just because of the additional footage, but also because of the better transfer, and the fact that I have learned much since I first did it. I hope you enjoy this new set. This project brings up a question. Is it a better use of my time to revisit earlier projects when I can greatly improve the images, or cap a new soft-core full of nobodys, when those are the two choices? If any of you have a strong feeling one way or the other, please drop me an e-mail. Also, there may be DVDs in my collection that I have not done that you would like to see. You may browse my database on the Web and make suggestions.
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|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Public service department. If you haven't seen the complete
transcript of the Osama tape, here
it is. No kidding. this is the real thing, and it is frightening - not just
that he said what he said, but that he said it with full knowledge that the
camera was rolling.
Two movies today, take your pick.
All substance. No style. The
It's here! The
Waterdance. This film has been in the top ten on our DVD wish list. It's a
pretty good film, but that's not why we wanted the DVD, as you may imagine.
Five words: Helen Hunt young and naked.
All style. No substance. Moulin
It has been a
bittersweet year for Nicole Kidman. The bitter: her marriage crumbled
publicly, the tabloids obtained unflattering transcripts of her phone calls
with Cruise, and a satirical character came all too close to her own life
story in "America's Sweethearts".
sweet: she may get nominated for both "Best Actress" categories in
the Golden Globes. Comedy/musical for this film, drama for "The
Others". In a way, it has really been her year. This film proves that she
is a first magnitude star.
Rouge is an absolute stylistic masterpiece, but beneath that basically a Marx Brothers film, in color, without Groucho. Ewan
MacGregor is a perfect Zeppo. They look and sound alike. John Leguizamo (as
Toulouse-Lautrec!!) is a
perfect straight-haired Chico, in both appearance and humor. The Harpo duties are rotated among various people. It is a good
movie, but would have been a great movie with a Groucho, who is (after all) integral to the
Kidman was great in this - a tall, thin,
Nicole Kidman. I only did the brief Kidman nudity. I have
a feeling the Big Fish will splash around in this one tomorrow. No nudity
in the last one.
site is updated
Will Smith announced yesterday that, in order to play Mohammed
Ali, he followed Ali's training regimen and went a year without sex.
* Hell, they could have sped up filming by a year and hired me
on-the-spot. I've been in lifetime training for that role.
* I'm glad Will wasn't cast as Genghis Khan. Think of the
filming delay while he scourged Europe to prepare for the role.
* For his next role, I suggest we hire Will to play Marcel
And let us not forget the worst show in the history of
television, The Abominable
Showman, because it is important to remember not only the best of the way
we were, but also the way we wish we had never been.
Gimenez flashes the goodies at the Royal Tenenbaum premiere (second
picture will do the trick)
Cloe Webb, topless in "Sid and Nancy" (1986). In addition to the nudity, Gary Oldman and Cloe Webb both deliver brilliant performance in the lead roles.
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
||The German actress topless, bottomless, and showing a hint of pubes in scenes from "The Sicilian" (1987). Of course most Fun House readers know her best from her work in the Keanu classic "Johnny Mnemonic" (1995).
|You should already know where this is heading...Very sexy 'caps of Denise in "Wild Things". The goodies are revealed in link #5. Poor Denise, when will she learn that we don't want to see her in non-nude roles.
||Also from "Wild Things". No nudity from Neve of course, but Denise is topless in the 3-way scene.
||Spectacular cleavage from "Summer Catch".
|There are wet t-shirts, and then there is Jessica in "Summer Catch"! If you're a fan of the young WB babe, check out link #3. Of course, the bikini scene in #2 isn't bad either.
|Topless and full frontal images from the recently released on DVD version of "The Lover". As Scoop and Tuna mentioned in their reviews, this is one of the most beautifully filmed movies ever made. Of course, Jane March is also very naked and having sex for about 1/3 of the movie too, and that's a plus.
|Stripping down to her undies in "Rush Hour 2".
Today...movies so obscure, the actress don't even remember making them. Oh, and one or two you may have heard of.
First up, "Student Nurses" (1970). A sexploitation flick produced by Roger Corman that Maltin actually watched, wrote semi-decent review, and awarded 2 1/2 stars. Not too shabby for a drive-in tittie-flick.
Barbara Leigh...breasts on the beach.
Karen Carlson, topless and rear nudity.
Next up, "Student Body" (1976). I'm not sure if the two student films are related.
Jillian Kesner, getting felt up a bit
June Fairchild, side breast views and rear nudity (kinda dark scenes).
Assorted breasts in the hot tub
Scenes from "Manifesto" aka "A Night of Love" (1988). A rare video staring Gabrielle Anwar by director Dusan Makavejev. You might know him as the director of the Eric Roberts movie "The Coca-Cola Kid". And then again, you might not.
Camilla Søeberg, breasts and bum.
Tanja Boskovic, very nice breast exposure.
'Caps from one two of the 5 "Subspecies" movies. I hate these movies. First of all, it's our least favorite genre...Vampires. Secondly, the original sucked eggs. Third...all 45 sequels are basically the same movie, including the same actress having to go through all of the same silliness. These are the kind of flicks that should only be seen on "Monster Chiller Horror Theatre".
Denice Duff, the star of 4 of the 5 "Subspecies" movies looking pretty good topless in a shower scene from part 2 "Bloodstone". (insert Count Floyd howl here)
Melanie Shatner...that's right I said Shatner! As in Bill's daughter. She's nekkid, but behind a shower curtain.
Assorted breasts from "Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm".
If you haven't heard of "Humanoids from the Deep" (1980)...you need to! Scoop's review says it best, but in the meantime, there is also plenty of great nudity.
Linda Shayne goes topless.
Lisa Glaser...excellent breasts, some pubes, and a humanoid in link #3!
Lynn Thee...breasts, a bit of bum, and being attacked by a humanoid in #2.
The Circle of Life
At age 4, success is.. not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 80, success is... not peeing your pants
Once again, thanks to Pat Reeder at The Comedy Wire for the heads up.
>From NY Post Page Six:
BRITNEY Spears will bare her bodacious bod for animal rights in an upcoming
PETA campaign. PAGE SIX has learned the songstress has agreed to peel down
for a PETA poster that should be available by Christmas.
"It's very exciting news," said PETA mouthpiece Dan Mathews. "We are really
thrilled to have Britney join our new crop of fur-fighters."
It's an animal-rights about-face for Spears, who was slammed by PETA for
performing at the MTV Awards with a caged tiger on stage.
Mathews, who at the time begged Britney to consider "the plight of captive
wild animals caged and forced to tolerate bright lights, crowds and
frightening levels of noise," says the songbird has changed her tune.
"A few weeks after we wrote her, we were sent a letter saying Britney had
abandoned using animals on tour," Mathews said.
"She took our message to heart. There's so many different animal issues,
and you can't expect that everyone is born Ghandi. We think Britney has set
a great example of someone who listened to what we had to say and made a
Britney has also signed on to model faux-leather duds on PETA's
pleatheryourself.com Web site. "It's a lot of fetish wear but also
non-leather shoes, belts and bags," Mathews said. "Patricia Field is
designing some outfits for the site."
PETA's current "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" poster girl is actress
Dominique Swain, who was snapped nude writing "I Will Not Wear Fur" on a
blackboard - a sly reference to her role as a jailbait seductress in
But one of PETA's original pin-ups, Naomi Campbell, has continued her fall
from grace in the eyes of animal rights activists. Campbell, who was fired
from the campaign after she wore fur on the catwalk, was stopped from
entering Spa the other night when she showed up wearing a fur coat.
When the doorman informed her of the nightclub's no-fur policy, Campbell
argued with him and pointed out he was wearing leather. Eventually,
Campbell agreed to leave her fur outside and was allowed in. She sat with
pal Sean "Puffy" Combs, who wears fur and designs with fur, and his
now-friendly ex, Kim Porter.
Informed of Campbell's latest fur-paux, Mathews bared his fangs. "I think
anybody who knows Naomi knows she is a problem and is often incoherent," he
said. "We're just glad we've got so many other people that have hearts and
have souls, really." Meow-ouch!
Next month, Spa and Centro-Fly - which has also adopted a no-fur policy -
are throwing parties for PETA to coincide with Spears' and Swain's
>From Cindy Adams column, NY Post:
JOHN STAMOS and his missus, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, argued about her "Femme
Fatale" reshoots. Brian DePalma's movie, which wrapped over Thanksgiving in
Paris, has jazzy sex scenes with Antonio Banderas. She plays a con woman
trying to go straight. He plays a reporter tracking her down. They play
lots of games - none of them Scrabble - in bed. The reshoots concern more
mattress scenes. As is par for the course, there were gossipy rumors about
the married Antonio and the married Rebecca.
Winona Ryder: Shoplifter Interrupted?
by Mark Armstrong
Reality bites, indeed: Actress Winona Ryder has been arrested for allegedly shoplifting items from a Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.
The 30-year-old star of Girl, Interrupted (and, yes, Reality Bites) was picked up by Beverly Hills police at around 7 p.m. Wednesday after security guards at the Wilshire Boulevard store purportedly nabbed her during a five-finger shopping spree. Police say she was caught with several articles of clothing and jewelry, worth about $5,000.
Ryder was arrested and booked on charges of felony grand theft and possessing pharmaceutical drugs without a prescription. (It's not known exactly what kind of drugs she was allegedly caught with.) The actress was released from custody just after 11:30 p.m., after posting $20,000 bail.
Despite the criminal run-in, Beverly Hill cops described Ryder as "very friendly, polite, cooperative" and "a nice lady." (Even behind bars, she's just too cute!)
Reps for Ryder declined comment Thursday afternoon, pending a statement from the actress. She's due to be arraigned January 11 in Beverly Hills Superior Court.
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