2012 Nude Scenes

continued and amended

It is almost time for the annual nude scenes competition to get under way.
Several readers added some more selections to my original list.  Today's additions in Orange text.

I am undoubtedly still missing several movies, especially foreign films. Tell me: (


Femme Fatales - Kate Luyben

Unite 9 -  Eve Landry

Strike Back - Natalia Becker; Lynne Renee

The Girl’s Guide to Depravity - Rebecca Blumhagen

House of Lies - Anna Wood; Dawn Olivieri

Luck - Weronika Rosati

Spartacus - Viva Bianca; Katrina Law; Delaney Tabor; Hanna Mangan Lawrence

Magic City - Jessica Marais; Olga Kurylenko; Elena Satine

Episodes - Sophie Rundle

Parade's End - Rebecca Hall

Room at the Top - Maxine Peake

Californication - Camilla Luddington, Sarah Power

Boardwalk Empire - Meg Chambers Steedle; Gretchen Mol; Heather Lind;

Boss - Hannah Ware; Marin Ireland

Homeland - Morena Baccarin

Game of Thrones - Natalie Dormer; Maisee Dee; Carice van Houten; Natalia Tena; Oona Chaplin; Sahara Knite

Shameless - Emmy Rossum; Emma Greenwell; Stephanie Fantauzzi

The Borgias - Gina McKee; Melia Kreiling

True Blood - Kelly Overton; Valentina Cervi; Janina Gavankar; Jessica Clark

Weeds - Mary-Louise Parker; Jessica Kiper

Treme - Kim Dickens; Taryn Terrell

Transporter - Rachel Skarsten

Web Series

Dirty Deeds- Jennifer Krukowski

Clutch - Lea Lawrynowicz


Dreama Walker in Compliance

Piper Perabo in Looper (see below in Catch o' the Day)

Juno Temple in Killer Joe (see below in Catch o' the Day)

Gina Gershon in Killer Joe

Sherry Li and Linda So in Love Actually... Sucks!:
Naomi Watts in The Impossible

Leslie Mann in This is 40

Kerry Washington in Django Unchained

Jessica Chastain in Lawless

Ashley Hinshaw in About Cherry

Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman in Take This Waltz

Helen Hunt in The Sessions

Olivia Munn in Magic Mike

Ali Cobrin in American Reunion

Kristen Stewart in On the Road

Laura Prepon in Lay the Favorite

Patricia McKenzie in Cosmopolis

Amy Groening in Father's Day

Lynzey Patterson in Sweet Prudence

Kaniehtiio Horn in The Theatre Bizarre

Nadine Velazquez in Flight

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


Farewell, My Lovely


Rainbeaux Smith 1920x1040 clip

I thought I would take a change from my tour of Europe for a while and do a little softcore. First up is the first season of the series Hotel Erotica, made in 2002. Today: Part 1 of 2

Hotel Erotica

The essence of each episode of the show is Chloe (played by Lauren Hays), who is the manager the hotel, reading a thank-you letter from a past client. Chloe then reminisces, with amazing clarity, about the visit. Each episode is just wall-to-wall simulated hochmagandy with plenty of naked women. Still waiting for season 2 to come to DVD.

Episode 1 X-Treme Sports

Beverly Lynne

Lauren Hays

Mara Kelle

Episode 2 Model Behavior

Candice Michelle

Lauren Hays

Tina Leiu

Episode 3 The Fast and the Curious

Amanda Collins

Lauren Hays

Lauren Lutker

Sandra Corbo

Stephanie Hudson

Episode 4 Chatroom

Dru Berrymore

Juliet Beres

Lauren Hays

Tiffany Starkey

Episode 5 She's the Boss

Greta Dolan

Lauren Hays

T. J. Hart

Episode 6 Falling in Lust Again

Allysin Chaynes

Lauren Hays

Sunny Lee



Johnny's comments:

The Pelayos is a gambling thriller where notorious gambler Gonzalo Pelayo (Lluís Homar), who has been working on a system to beat the roulette table, has finally cracked it but has promised his family he would gamble no more because of a heart condition. He convinces his son Ivan (Daniel Brühl) to quit being a musician and form a crew to follow his system. So, Ivan gets a bunch of his cousins and his uncle Balón to join him in fleecing the casino, slowly but surely. After a while, it begins to attract the attention of the casino boss affectionately known as 'The Beast' (Eduard Fernández), who goes about making it as hard as possible for them to win, to the point where he gets them unlawfully banned from the casino. While trying to end that ban, Gonzalo, Ivan and the rest of the crew including Ivan's new girlfriend Shui (Hui Chi Chiu) formulate a plan to bring down the casino in one night and stick it to The Beast. Solid film that travels a well-worn path, nothing special but perfectly watchable.

This is the 3rd update featuring Blanca Suárez in 12 months. Here's hoping for a lot more in the years to come.

Hui Chi Chiu 1080p film clips (collages below)

Blanca Suárez 1080p film clips (collages below)


Film Clips

Whitney Cummings in Frankie Go Boom (2012) in 720p (non-nude)

Ana Girardot in Les Revenants (s1e6) in 1080p

Jenna Thiam from the same episode of Les Revenants

Ana Moreira in Tabu (2012)

Piper Perabo in Looper (2012), this time in 1080p

Lisa Younger in Hold Your Breath (2012) in 1080p

Erin Marie Hogan, also in Hold Your Breath

Florentine Lahme in Bei manchen Maennern hilft nur Voodoo (2010)


Juno Temple in Killer Joe (2012)


Gina Gershon in Killer Joe

Lori Eden in Killer Joe

Chiara Mastroianni in Beloved (2011)

Ludivine Sagnier in Beloved