Snapshot

1979

Johnny's comments:

I haven't gone back far enough yet in the Australian Classics, so today, let's go as far back as 1971.

Stork is a comedy about well, "Stork" (Bruce Spence, and you should be able to work out why he's nicknamed Stork), is an engineer who gets sacked from his job when he decides he's had enough and starts causing 'trouble' at work. Homeless and jobless, he moves in with his mate Westy, who lives with two other blokes who are both going out with the woman living in the house, Anna (Jacki Weaver, quite the minx back in the day). Stork goes about living life how he wants to, but as a awkward, politically incorrect, liberal hypochondriac social outcast, he has an amazing ability to either stuff up or piss people off. We watch as he tries to bag a job and a girl.

Man, 1971 was a completely different time and this film feels like ancient history. Even the ribald sex comedies of today would blush at this film, not because of the amount of sex in it, but how politically incorrect it is. I've never seen anything as blatant as this, it was a real eye opener. And this is most obvious as Stork only ever calls Anna 'mole' (it's not hard to work out why) and - man, does everyone stare at Anna (it's not hard to work out why).

Stork is actually a pretty fun film. Sure it's dated, but some of the jokes are still pretty funny, even disgustingly funny, and there's nothing wrong with that.

 

 Jan Friedl film clip; collage below

Jacki Weaver film clip  

Puck Hogs

(2009)

Canadian hoser comedy released to DVD last week.

Janelle Bartosek: topless as obligatory stripper.

Theresa Joy: bra and panties as stripper.

Ashleigh Hubbard: brassiere having sex in car.

Burning Mussolini

(2009)

For some reason this Canadian title is only available on DVD in France.

Chelah Horsdal: brassiere getting pussy eaten out.

Shaday Lavallee: underwear but mostly snorting cocaine.

Karine Fallu: boob and buns as stripper.

Lauren Spring: nude as Hooker #1 in background.

Celine Kaylaa Veil: nude as Hooker #2 in background.

various: a couple of porn actresses in porn tape plus a hooker doing it to the Jabba the Hutt.

Filiere 13

(2010)

Quebec drama released to DVD recently.

Anik Jean: Quebec pop singer is very sexy.

Marie Turgeon: sort of nude having sex in double exposure shot.

Cabotins

(2010)

Light Quebec comedy. You can tell this takes place in Quebec by the Pepsi sign.

Marie-Eve Milot: very sexy.

Taken In Broad Daylight

(2009)

Sara Canning: cleavage getting raped.

"Lost Girl"

episode: Faetal Justice (s1e11). Episode about goth chicks.

Holly Deveaux: brassiere.

episode: "(Dis)Members Only" (s1e12)

Episode about swingers. Theme episodes like this seem to be the in thing now, like bachelor parties a decade ago.

Amy Lalonde: nice bikini.

Zsuzsanna Cseh: topless.

Sima Fisher (blonde), Talia Russo (redhead) and Yulia Lukin (brunette): topless from behind and a bit of side boob.

Inga Cadranel: leg and upskirt raping man. She's a monster!

"Caprica"

episode: Apotheosis (2010 TV episode) (s1e17)

This is the season finale but unfortunately has not
been renewed for season 2 so no more sassy robots.

Alessandra Torresani: nude coming out of some sort of chemical vat.

"Warehouse 13"

pilot episode

Rule #1 in television, show as much skin as possible in the first episode.

Kristina Pesic: nude in bed.

Deception

(2003)

Very hard to find straight-to-video.

Dina Meyer: Saw babe; brassiere having sex.

Anna Silk: very nice bra and panties by Lost Girl star.

Karine Fallu: partial boob having sex in opening scene.

Rachelle Lefevre: sexy but dead.

"The John"

(2010; short)

Short available on YouTube.

Lindsay Leighton: bra and panties doing striptease.