Thursday

Tuna
"Mondo Topless"

Mondo Topless (1966 documentary) day two. Tonight, the rest of the identified Mondo Topless dancers. There are several others on the DVD that are not identified. For those who don't remember the mid 60's, the film Mondo Cane, which was a series of oddities filmed all over the world, touched off a glut of Mondo films, none of which had a plot, and all of which had some breast exposure. Meyer decided, hey, why not a whole Mondo of breasts. Topless dancing started in North Beach, San Francisco, with Carol Doda at the Condor Club. She was known as the first dancer to have breast implants, and, for a few years, was a bigger tourist draw than cable cars.

Topless dancers, at that time, were celebrities, and didn't wait tables between dances. In fact, they didn't work exclusively for one club, but moved from club to club. and were listed on garish marquees outside. The dancing was basically just that, Watusi like dancing to bad rock and roll tunes, and was not in the least erotic. There was little bumping and grinding, and most of the women wore short shorts and gogo boots, rather than the classic g-string, but bare breasts were not seen openly before this craze, and it was a ground breaking trend. I recognize several of tonight's women from Marquees in the mid 60s.

Tonight, we have:

Pat Barringer
Darlene Grey
Sin Lenee
Darla Paris
Diane Young
Donna X
Babette Bardot
Veronique Gabriel

The DVD quality is not at all good. It lacks contrast, and has a lot of dirt specs. This does document an important cultural phenomenon in the development of entertainment nudity, but, other than for historical or nostalgic purposes, does not have much entertainment value today. As I said yesterday, it is a C-.

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  • Babette Bardot (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Darla Paris (1, 2)
  • Darlene Grey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Diane Young (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Donna X (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Pat Barringer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Sin Lenee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Veronique Gabriel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Movies:

    Here are the info pages from yesterday's movies (pics in yesterday's edition)

    There was no nudity from the following new releases this week:

    • Goldmember . (No nudity in the deleted footage, either)
    • K-19 (There was some long distance male nudity when some crew members were being decontaminated)

    There was some nudity in:

    I think my review of Mexican Blow is one of my better ones.


    OTHER CRAP:

     


    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    UC99
    Jennifer Nitsch The German actress in a topless love scene from "Frauen lügen nicht" aka "Women Don't Lie" (1998).

    Katja Junge Toplessness in scenes from an episode of "Sportarzt Conny Knipper" (1994).

    Erika Marozsán Full frontal nudity in scenes from "Die Katzenfrau" (2002).

    Variety
    Victoria Silvstedt
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    If you like 'em tall, blonde and built...then here is your Queen. Here are HOT nude scans of the Swedish mega-model and former Heff-mate.

    Salma Hayek
    (1, 2)

    A close-up look at Salma's breasts from her new movie "Frida".

    Clotilde Courau and Alexia Stresi

    Maud Buquet


    Full frontal nudity and some lesbo lovin' in scenes from "Deep in the Woods". Vidcaps by Dann.


    Natalie Portman
    (1, 2)

    We ran these a while back, but it's always funny to see celebs showing carpenter crack and scratchin' their bums.

    Luisa Corna
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    B&W scans of the gorgeous Italian model and actress posing nude and semi-nude, with plenty of great breast exposure.

    Victoria Pratt
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The very buff, actress and fitness babe looking very yummy wearing undies only. Currently you can see her on TV in the syndicated series "Mutant X".

    Maria Tornberg
    (1, 2, 3)

    Leg, cleavage and toplessness as she plays a German swinger tourist in the silly, but entertaining movie "Super Troopers" (2001). Vidcaps bu Snowblind.

    Jessica Schwarz New 'caps by Primal of the German actress topless in scenes from "Die Freunde der Freunde".

    PJ Soles Topless from the classic horror film, "Halloween" (1978). Thanks to Don Juan.

    Shannyn Sossamon
    (1, 2)

    The "A Knight's Tale" babe showing brief nipple sightings in scenes from "40 Days and 40 Nights"

    Nandini Mitra
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Going back a few months to the April '02 issue of a Euro-version of Maxim magazine. Arm over boobs poses of course, but since it's Euro-version, there is visible nipple in links 1 and 2. Thanks to f2k.

    Cash Cassia
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Kerry McGregor
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Georgina Simmonds
    (1, 2, 3, 4)


    Excellent scans by Arthur Figgis. Today we have 3 sexy ladies barely dressed. No nudity, but lots of cleavage and hands over boobs poses. The best exposure is some serious see-thru in Cash Cassia link #5


    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    BULLOCK WANTS TO GAIN WEIGHT
    Bad News For Her Horse - Sandra Bullock says she's taking a break from movies to do the unthinkable in Hollywood: gain weight. Bullock, who lives in Texas when not filming, said, "I'm going to shop, decorate and eat. I intend to get heavier. All clothes these days seem designed for girls like Kate Moss. I am a normal, healthy American woman. I can't get these clothes past mid-thigh."

  • By February, she won't be able to get them past mid-ankle.
  • She's going from "Girl Next Door" to "Girl Who Can't Fit Through The Door."
  • She should hire Anna Nicole Smith's people.


    PAM AND TOMMY GET PROFITS FROM SEX TAPE
    We Can Start Our OWN Porn Business! - A Los Angeles judge awarded Pam Anderson and ex-husband Tommy Lee $740,000 each from the Internet porn company IEG. That's the total profits made from sales of the infamous sex tape that was stolen from their home. IEG forfeited the case by failing to show up and defend itself.

  • They were too preoccupied with watching that tape over and over in freeze frame.
  • It's a lot of money, but Pam will just blow it.

  • From the Mail Bag
    Hey Scoops,

    Regarding the "Monsters Ball" version, Cinemax actually centered their advertising campaign around the fact that they were going to show a version never seen in America before. But...only on the saturday premier. So if members are looking for the un-cut version, they most probably won't find it playing on Cinemax anymore.

    Magicman