"Operation Midnight Climax"
Operation Midnight Climax (2002) is an independent film that looks much like a student film to me. It goes way out of its way to be outrageous, and succeeds at that. Will Keenan is a paranoid who sees conspiracy everywhere, including his girlfriend, the FBI, the CIA and the Masons, and has figured out a way to fight back. His plan is to organize Operation Midnight Madness where he and a bunch of women will have Tartaric sex and "see the blue light" creating a force so awesome they will take over. Most of the film has him recruiting women for the party, while avoiding his girlfriend and the various groups that are out to get him with clever disguises like shoes with the soles on backwards so people can track him. He is also trying to get hsi foreskin re-attached, to heighten his sexual pleasure so he can more easily reach sexual Nirvana.
The only nudity is breast exposure from Andrea Graham, who is trying on costumes in a dressing room in preparation for a bachelor party. I found the entire thing amateurish and way to strange to capture my interest, but those few who have commented at IMDb have another opinion. It is sitting at 8.5, has two very positive comments and one positive review. Keenan is compared to Buster Keeton, and they praise his physical comedy. The only low score recorded at IMDb was in the over 30 male bracket, so it may be a generational thing. The excellent color footage was intercut with surveillance video giving a very uneven look. Even while suffering through this in disbelief, I had the nagging feeling I was watching a future cult classic. I will give this a C. Those who like the plot outline will probably find it worth watching.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
The Cincinnati Kid (1965)
No nudity. Classic Steve McQueen film. The original plan for this
film was for Sam Peckinpah to direct. Sam insisted on a nude scene
from Sharon Tate. It so happened that the film's producer was also
Sharon's agent. He didn't think the nude scene was a good career
move for Sharon, but Sam was one stubborn mofo, so he got rid of ol'
Sam after four days of shooting. He not only fired Sam and hired
Norman Jewison, but he did one of those "you'll never work in this
town again" things on Peckinpah, who couldn't get people to return
his calls for a long time after the firing debacle. (He eventually
recovered to make The Wild Bunch, so I guess there's a happy
was written by Silver Dollar Sam, our poker guru, with additional
thoughts from me. I don't much like the film itself, but that Steve
McQueen was one cool cat!
- What would Christmas be without
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - in Latin? "Rudolphus
rubrinasus fulgentissimo naso ... ". This all reminded me of that
great Ben Affleck movie, Interessa Ludentes.
The dozen biggest boneheads of 2004.
Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents warns that
photocopying your ass could lead to shattered glass.
Ouch, I guess that would be a real party pooper. You must admire
the one Royal Society which gets straight to the bottom of things,
and never gives the people a bum steer.
Christian school teaches that Southern slaves lived "a life of
plenty, of simple pleasures." I never dreamed slavery
was so underrated! Where do I sign up?
Supreme Court to Hear MGM v. Grokster
- Ginger Rogers is no longer THE gay divorcee. Now she's just
one of many.
Less than seven months after same-sex couples began tying the knot
in Massachusetts, the state is seeing its first "gay divorces".
Everyone sing "The Continental" with me.
Cereal nostalgia. I don't remember a General Mills
cereal called Mr Wonderfull's Surprize, "the only cereal with a
creamy chocolate flavor filling"
Jacko's fingerprints and those of his alleged molestation victim
have been found on a pornographic magazine.
What was the first dot.com ever registered? Here is a
list of the first 100 in chronological order.
Sexual Harassment - what employees need to know.
"Ten years ago the Guardian tried to predict what newspapers and
the news would be like on December 1 2004. Uncannily we got a lot
of it right." What makes it even more uncanny is that
The Guardian ("The World's Most Gullible Newspaper") reported
2004's news in 1994 more accurately than they report it in 2004!
York, Pennsylvania: Capital of the United States. Back
in the days when the capital was determined by which town had the
best peppermint patties.
Oklahoma inmate charged with assault with a deadly pork chop.
"I feel bad" - The Godfather of Soul, James Brown, will have
Playmate Gallery - Summer Altice, August 2000 - Courtesy of
Four free sample vids from Playboy's Beach Babes!
- Yet another perfect Christmas Gift:
The Christmas Tree Hat. But don't wear it in the dark,
at least not near Salem, Massachusetts.
Conclusive proof that Santa is Satan. No, really,
totally conclusive. When you finish you will know for sure that
Santa is Satan. Or maybe Tommy Lee. One of those evil dudes.
- To hell with Martha Stewart and her gracious, tasteful holiday
crap. Join me on the dark side, Luke, with some
Weird and Tasteless Christmas Decorations
- Christmas gifts for the paranoid. OK, you have your tinfoil
hat, so the aliens can't get control of your mind. But what's to
stop those same aliens from getting control of your pet's mind and
turning him against you? You never thought of that, did you? The
Anti-mind-control tinfoil hats for pets.
First look at Jay Hernandez as Puerto Rican gangster Charlie "Carlito"
Brigante in Carlito's Way: The Beginning. The film is a
prequel to the 1993 Brian De Palma feature that starred Al Pacino
as Carlito. The story follows Carlito through Spanish Harlem's no
exit world of gangs, drugs, pimping, and the Mob, from the 1940s
to the early 1970s.
The poster for Martin Lawrence's upcoming flick, REBOUND.
Formerly known as "Rage Control", A legendary college basketball
coach (Martin Lawrence) is forced to coach a losing junior-high
team after he has a Bobby Knight-style public meltdown. The film
is due out April 15, 2005.
At last, the trailer for Batman Begins -'nuff said
The UK equivalent of the FCC is not very strict at all, as you can
see in this Skittles commercial.
The Weekend Warrior says Ocean's 12 and Blade Trinity are going to
kick some ass this weekend. Probably quite right. The
#1 last week is a film in its fourth week that nobody was all that
enthusiastic about to begin with, so it is ripe to be plucked.
Ocean's 11 did $183 million, so the sequel benefits from a lot of
- Good research from some blogger:
Lindsay Lohan's EW picture next to Bardot's original pose.
The Magic Box - EA's Next Generation Titles Preview
Bennington students fight for right to bare all. Nudity
on their non-traditional campus is something of a tradition, but
their new Dean Wormer of Students says that their bare asses are
grass and he's the lawnmower.
Coming Soon previews The Legend of Earthsea
Sports Fans Speak Out About Recent Controversies -
baseball steroids, basketball fights and college football
Guy Jumps off Roof Onto Trampoline
War of the Worlds :: A Steven Spielberg Film - Teaser Trailer
- Another helpful Christmas gift idea.
The Amazing Catapult Watch! "It's time to get medieval
on your friends"
Here's the trailer for Emile: "Starring two-time
academy award nominated Sir Ian McKellen, 'Emile' is the poignant
exploration of an older man's struggle to reconnect with his past.
From the director of 'Johnny' (1999) and 'Lola' (2001) comes the
third chapter of films dealing with a character's search for
identity at a critical point in life. When Emile (McKellen) is
given the opportunity to travel from England to Victoria on
Canada's west coat to receive an honorary degree at the
university, he goes knowing that it might be his last chance to
reconnect with his only living relatives. His niece Nadia (Kara
Unger) and her daughter Maria (Crane) hold the key to Emile's
tragic past and the guilt which has haunted him his entire life."
Oscar races heating up -- many strong candidates -- but no
- For those of you looking for a new fetish, let me bring to
New Bondage Fairies Graphic Novels, a new kind of anime
for those who fantasize about tying up Tinkerbell with tiny little
- Ding, Ding. Ding. Ding. You heard the bell. You know what that
means, doncha kids? It's time for the Japanese Corner, our regular
look at bizarre commercials, school girl fetishes, and (most
important by far) octopus porn. We start it off with the
Japanese schoolgirl watch - didja know their favorite socks are
If you're into the more classical interpretation of octopus porn,
you might check out the work of Hokusai, the Rembrandt of Japanese
Perhaps you like to order a print from the great painter Masami
Teraoka, the Picasso of Japanese Octopus Porn
- Also a major update on Vintage Japanese Octopus Porn,
Tentacles of Desire, The man who loved cephalopods
Here's an entire site dedicated to hardcore Japanese octopus porn
The stars of Lord Of The Rings have given director Peter Jackson a
promise they'll return for The Hobbit if he is prepared to make
The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich meets Dennis Rodman and
finds its home.
What would SuperMan look like if your eyes could follow his super
Golf Punk magazine - The golf mag for the rest of us. Powered by
Golf Pervert Today's feature: the bunker babes.
One more of Jessica as the new Daisy Duke
- Now here's why we have the internet:
One girl, one butt, a gazillion pictures. (Better not
try it without broadband)
- Weekly World News:
HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AT THE GYM Without Breaking A Sweat
Maxim Germany has a nice pictorial of the Terminator 3 babe,
Four short sample movies from Playboy Big Breast Babes!
Playmate Gallery - Jennifer Rovero - July 1999 - Courtesy of
Pro Football on downers!
It's now legal to bring an insane person into Washington County
Utah, dance immodestly or let more than 25 mules cross a Virgin
River bridge. As Marv Albert would say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!".
I feel like Martin Luther King must have felt when he said "Free
at last". As I type this, I am hauling a shitpile of dirty dancing
nutters in my luxurious 26-mule-drawn wagon, rapidly galloping
toward the Virgin River. "On Jezebel. On Daisy. On Francis. Gi -
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
We interrupt our regularly schedulaed clips from My
Tutor to get to the hot-breaking story:
The Brown Bunny (2004)
Vince Gallo's much-reviled art film about looking
for America or oneself or something. Roger Ebert and Gallo got into
a pissing contest over the version of this film screened at Cannes,
but Ebert became a partial convert when Gallo re-cut it into
something more comprehensible.
My Tutor will resume tomorrow.
SCOOP'S NOTE: Shiloh made his own .wmv for this
project. It is a slightly longer version of the scene.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Der Skipper (1990)
I don't think this woman needs introducing on the Fun House
because if she does you're probably reading the wrong page
anyway. I mean Elizabeth Hurley of course and she entitled
viewers to some mild nudity in 1990's "Der Skipper", a film in
which our Liz is very fluent in German. Here are 4 clips from
this cinematic masterpiece.
**** Scoop's note:
Tuna and I reviewed
this, under the name Kill Cruise. My summary comment was as
follows: "Scoopy says this film is an F. Tuna votes E+. The score is
arbitrary, but the key point is this: we both hated it."
JŁrgen Prochnow is the star, the titular "skipper",
so you could have predicted a disaster. I have written several times
in the past that Prochnow's picture on a DVD box has the same
meaning as a cow skull next to a water hole. On the principle that
"every dog has its day", Prochnow was in one great movie, the memorable Das Boot. Although he is now 63 years old, he may get a second day.
He will play Schwarzenegger in
See Arnold Run.
This has to be some kind of curiosity item. How many cases are there where
an actor was born six years earlier
than the celebrity he is portraying in a biopic?
The Wife on Holidays ... (1980)
Let me end with something lighter, a 1980
Italian comedy like "La moglie in vacanza...l'amante in cittŗ"
(the wife on holidays...the mistress in town). Edwige Fenech and
some Italian dude practice their opera singing skills and Edwige
is topless doing so.
**** Scoop's note: I recommend this one. Not the movie, the clip.
Nice quality clip, and Edwige has never looked sexier!!
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Found a couple of images of Jessica McCann starkers on usenet. So I stuck em together and made em bigger and cleaned em up.
Then I Googled the gal to find out who she is and learned she was a former contestant on the Rebel Billionaire reality show. Seems she was offered the challenge to either run across stage nekkid or sing a Britney song. She made a wise choice. And that word written across the uppermost part of her killer bum? Not a moral or biological statement. The title character of the show is he who owns Virgin Airways and all those other virginal products.
Call it the finest in product placement.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...a whole bunch of 'caps and vids of Troma regular and scream queen Tiffany Shepis in scenes from "Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp" (2003).
In this batch we see Shepis topless and getting felt up in several scenes. She also shows brief pube views in image link #3 and video clip #2. Video clip #5 features a lengthy scene with Shepis riding a dude.
- Tiffany Shepis 'caps
- Tiffany Shepis zipped .wmvs
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
A little change of pace today.
One of my favorite babes (I have to admit that I watched the TV series "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" just to see her), yes it's Barbara Alyn Woods in an episode from the "Inside Out, Tales of the Unexpected" series titled "Brush Strokes".
Barbara is topless and gets a body paint job :-)
- Barbara Alyn Woods
||Our first really good look at Sevigny in the controversial BJ scene from the Vincent Gallo movie, "The Brown Bunny" (2003).
The Good News: Sevigny is topless.
The Bad News: These images are from a Japanese import so Gallo's member is blurred out while ChloŽ is doing her thing.
|Preston bares her amazing breasts as well as a bit of bum and bush in scenes from the 1985 movie "Mischief".
|Señor Skin 'caps of McGovern topless in scenes from the 1984 movie, "Racing with the Moon". McGovern is probably best remembered for her roles in "Ordinary People" (1980), "Ragtime" (1981) and "Once Upon a Time in America" (1984).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
MIKE TYSON BEATS UP TOYOTA
Mike's Bank Balance: $14 - Mike Tyson was cited on suspicion of felony
criminal damage for allegedly attacking a car outside the Pussycat Lounge
in Scottsdale, Arizona. Asaf Alikadic, 22, said he was leaving the parking
lot in his Toyota Solara when he stopped to let some pedestrians pass.
Suddenly, a furious Tyson was atop his hood, screaming and punching the car
with his fists. Alikadic said he's a Tyson fan but never imagined meeting
him, "let alone having him on top of my hood." He doesn't want Tyson
jailed; he just wants him to pay his $1400 car repair bill.
Good luck! Mike became enraged because he can't afford a Toyota Solara!
Mike doesn't have $1,400...How about if he just pounds the dents out
with his fists?
The cops arrived just as Mike was biting off the car's rear view mirror.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S PORN STASH FOUND?
Well, "Bare," Anyway - The National Enquirer tabloid claims that during a
search of the Neverland Ranch, police seized a porn magazine called "Barely
Legal," which actually shows nude adult women, and it had fingerprints on
it from both Michael Jackson and his young accuser. This bolsters the
boy's claim that Jackson kept a stash of porn in a briefcase in the
bathroom, which is where police found it, and used it to get the boy
They certainly weren't for Michael! Nude adult WOMEN? That's
"Barely Legal" is actually full of girls who are too old for Hugh
They also found Michael's personal porn stash: a copy of "Peter Pan."
"PERFORMING ARTS CENTER" REALLY NUDIE CLUB
Put A Sign Outside, Darn It! - NewsChannel 4 in New York reports that the
Verona Performing Arts Center on the main street of the town of Brewster is
actually an upscale gentleman's club known as Club Verona. Their website
shows nude dancers, but the building's exterior gives no hint of what's
inside. Some residents are angry, but the club's attorney said, "That's
too bad," because "the First Amendment protects what's going on." He said,
"It is a performing arts center. It depends on your perspective as to
It's devoted to the art of the plastic surgeon.
It's only performing arts if the people dancing naked are hairy and
At least it's finally getting dads interested in the performing arts.
So the City Council can keep on meeting there?
PARENTS GO ON STRIKE
Like Pulling Teeth - Cat and Harlan Barnard of Enterprise, Florida, say
they've used every type of psychology to get their kids - Benjamin, 17, and
Kit, 12 - to do their chores and not leave trash, laundry and dishes
everywhere. The last straw came when they expected mom to mow the lawn
while she was recovering from oral surgery. So as a last resort, the
parents went on strike. They're living on the lawn, with tents and air
mattresses; only going in to use the phone or bathroom; and refusing to
cook, clean or drive for their kids until they straighten up, even if they
have to stay there until Christmas. Police checked in and said the kids
are in no danger.
They're also in no hurry...In fact, they'd like this to be permanent.
Here's a tip: next time, stay in the house and kick the KIDS out into
This is probably just the daughter's revenge for her mom Cat naming her