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"Wall Street" (1987)

I enjoyed Wall Street the first time I saw it, but find it doesn't hold up well for a second viewing. Knowing what is going to happen makes the film a colossal bore. Written and Directed by Oliver Stone right on the heels of his Oscar winning Platoon, it garnered a best actor for Michael Douglas, and a Razzie for worst supporting actress for Daryl Hannah. I think the Razzie was a little unfair -- I have seen Daryl do much worse. Maltin gives it 3 stars, and Ebert 3 1/2. IMDB readers have it at 7.0. The film grossed $43.848m domestic.

It is the story of a young stock broker (Bud Fox, played by Charlie Sheen) who finally gets his chance to meet Wall Street "elephant" and shark, Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas). To impress Gekko, he gives him inside information on the small airline his father works for. After crossing the legal line once, he is hooked, and soon is doing insider trading full time, and making a killing. Along the way, he loses his old girlfriend (Suzen Murakoshi) and apartment, and gains Daryl Hannah, an ambitious interior decorator, and a new apartment. When he discovers that Gekko intends to close his father's airline, not save it, he has an 11th hour crisis of conscience.

Suzen is shown in a dark scene getting out of bed and walking across the screen nude. It is dark, but is full-frontal. There is a sex scene between Hannah and Sheen, but it is so dark, it could be Howard Stern in a clown suit rather than Hannah and you couldn't tell the difference. She does wear a very friendly dress at the party where Sheen first meets her. Some films hold up with multiple viewings, but this is not one of them. The characters are not especially likeable, there is no action to speak of, and the romantic relationship is not really explored. If you haven't seen it, by all means do. If you have, don't bother seeing it again.

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  • Daryl Hannah (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Suzen Murakoshi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    It's clean-up day. I had previously looked at Felicia's Journey, and there is no nudity, but there is this unusual capture of Elaine Cassidy. Let me point out that it could not be a nipple. When she gets out of bed a few frames later, you can see that her actual nipple would be much lower. It is certainly a strange illusion, though.

    I had previously reviewed Hudson Hawk, also with no nudity, but this Sandra Bernhard is good for some laughs.

    The rest of these are the continuation of my work on the immortal cinema classic, Fear City, featuring stripping from Melanie Griffith and Rae Dawn Chong, some topless dying from Rae Dawn, and an ostentation of peahens engaged in their professional capacity as Clothing Removal Engineers. These range from "the stripper with great breasts" to "the world's ugliest stripper".

    Maria Conchita Alonso was also in the film, billed as Maria Conchita. Although she was also supposed to be a stripper, I couldn't find any instance of her having stripped. She may have been the only person in the cast with any clothes on except for Michael Gazzo.

    Speaking of an ostentation of peacocks, which Brainscan mentioned a couple days ago,here is a cool page which includes some of the more obscure collective nouns in the English language. If you don't know what I'm talking about, English has a very poetic way to describe herds of beasts and flocks of birds. Not an flock of larks, but an exaltation of larks. Others include a mustering of storks, a parliament of owls, and a pitying of turtledoves, and many more silly, obscure, and often beautiful phrases - to be found on the list on that page.

    Here's the smut:

  • Elaine Cassidy, "Felicia's Journey"
  • Sandra Bernhard, "Hudson Hawk"
  • Rae Dawn Chong, "Fear City" (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Melanie Griffith "Fear City" (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Emilia Lesniak "Fear City"
  • Anonymous strippers from "Fear City" (1, 2, 3, )
  • "the stripper with great breasts" from "Fear City"
  • "the world's ugliest stripper" from "Fear City"
  • Helcrom
    Leslie Lindsey
    Lori Morrissey
    Delphine Pacific
    Lexie Tyler
    I must admit I feel a little seems that I've been slacking off and not watching as much Skinemax lately. Fortunately, Helcrom was on duty and came through with the goods.

    All the usual fun stuff in these 'caps from "Confessions of a Call Girl" including boobs, bums, and simulated sex.

    Three non-nudes today:

    Jordan The popular British model in a excellent bikini scan. Actually, this is the first time I've seen her not showing the goods.

    Ali Landry Another great bikini scan.

    Louise Nurding Vidcaps of Louise covering everything below the chin. For die hard Louise fans only.
    Comments by Sasquatch:

    Liz May Brice
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
    OK, if you look at these 'caps from "Fortress 2" you'll probably think one of the following....
  • A)They're crap
  • B)Who is this actress?
  • C)Why the hell did you waste so much time on these?

    Let me try to answer each of these in order...
    "They're crap":
    Yes, and no. By no means am I a great vidcapping dude. But I really wanted to try something challenging. Let me tell ya, I sure found it. Let me sum it up like this...imagine if you will a poorly lit shower scene and a guy who enjoys playing with the fog machine way too much. Not exactly optimal conditions to create the kinds of images we all like to see in the Fun House.

    So...knowing that I had very little to work with, I opted for a more artistic approach that sorta fits in with the movie. If you're one of the 8 people who have actually seen this movie, I hope you'll get it. If you haven't seen it...with the exception of the dark shower scene, all the other nudity is actually seen on TV monitors and computer screens during the movie.

    "Who is this actress?":
    From her IMDb filmography, it looks like "Fortress 2" was her biggest role.

    "Why the hell did you waste so much time on these?":
    Because....I've never seen anyone else vidcap this movie.

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    Joanne Whalley
    (1, 2)
    Joanne actually showing some goodies and not using a body double? Can it be? Well yes, it's true! Multiple thumbs up! Watty scores big with these brand new 'caps from "Breathtaking".

    #1 is Watty's original. #2 is one I extremely brightened for the purpose of a little extra proof. Sho'nuff, there is nipple exposure and her face in the same frame! It's subtle, but it is there.

    Louise Nurding and/or Redknapp Ok, that's it! The Herzigova definition of "naked" has gone too far! This excellent Chumba scan of the Brit pop star clearly says that she is naked in big, pink letters! (not by Chumba's doing, it's from the magazine layout.) Yet clearly, even though she did remove her clothes for this picture, she is NOT nekkid!

    So what's my definition of naked? Well basically it's the showing of any skin that is not visible when a woman is wearing either undies or a bikini. By my definition, Louise does not qualify. But I'll let you guys decide for yourselves.

    Erica Bergsmeds Another great collage by Dann. Scenes from the indie film "Wirey Spindell"

    Lisa Boyle
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    From 'caps of Lisa showing us pretty much everything she has to offer (except her bum, oddly enough) from "I Like to Play Games"-the Citizen Kane of Skinemax movies.

    Gena Lee Nolin Gena and/or her body double almost showing a whole breast in these 'caps from Sheena. Thanks to Beercaps.

    Laura Prepon Moderate cleavage from "That 70's Show". Vidcaps by The Night.

    Floortje Dessing Obscure, Euro-celebrity, bikini 'caps by The Night.

    Linda O'Neil
    (1, 2, 3)
    An excellent follow up from yesterday, by Lingual. Here are three full frontal B&W's of the fitness model. Yup, my thoughts are still the same on day two...I think she's very attractive with a great body...but the plastic boobs are a little too Barbie for my taste. But views below the equator are quite splendid.

    Gisele Bundchen Very clear see-thru of Gisele on the runway with excellent, dual nipple visibility.

    Heidi Klum
    James King
    Gisele Bundchen
    Three new scans by Cavey. First, Heidi is obeying the Herzigova rule of nudity, and is covered in mud. Therefore not really nude. James however, seem very content to show us both of her nipple piercings without any obstruction of our view.
    Finally, Gisele gives us a very nice arm over boobs pose.

    Pam Grier Taking a trip back in time to 1975...Here is Pam topless in scenes from the Blaxploitation movie, "Bucktown", by Cambo.

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