Thursday

Frat Party

2009

(Revisited)

Do you really need a description of what goes on in a movie called Frat Party? Duffy is a senior who is graduating one day and getting married the next. His fiancÚe gives him permission to skip the rehearsal dinner in order to attend the last big frat party. Meanwhile, her rich father is unhappy with his daughter's morganatic marriage and schemes to get Duffy in trouble at the party, thus keeping him from making it to the church. This frees up the daughter to marry a guy the father approves of.

Despite what I wrote in the first sentence, this movie is actually a little different from what you might expect from a movie named Frat Party. The actual party encompasses only about three minutes of running time. The essence of the story is based on whether Duffy, a reformed bad boy who found Ms Right and is really in love, will demonstrate that he can be trusted by getting to the church on time.

Since the cast consists entirely of unfamiliar faces, it was only the 2009 date which kept me from assuming that it this was one of those forgotten 1980's youthploitation T&A films that used to run again and again on HBO back in the day. You could rename this Hardbodies 5, run it in a 1980s film retrospective, and nobody would ever be the wiser. The strengths of the film are: (1) a sympathetic and realistic leading character; (2) plenty of T&A. The weaknesses are (1) a trite and predictable plot; (2) some poor performances in minor roles; (3) a lack of comedy. That last one is the real deal-breaker for me. As I see it, this kind of raunchy film needs to be funny, and this one really isn't. Its strength - the depth of the main character - turns out to be its weakness as well. The film just takes itself too seriously for a film named Frat Party.


Anyway, the key point here is a copious amount of T&A. The videos are in yesterday's edition. Here are some stills from Herr Haut.

Jesse Jane

Stacy Leigh

Kayerina Mikailenko

Jasna Novosel

Michele Sim

 

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

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