"Virgin Report"

Virgin Report (1971), or Jungfraureport, is a German world of sex genre film directed by Jess Franco. Had it been made a few years earlier, it would have probably been called Mondo Virgins. This films were thinly disguised as a study of some aspect of sexuality to get lots of nudity and a little sex by the censors. In this case, they book-end the film in a disco, showing that modern girls are not virgins, and are proud of that fact, then look at the superstitions and rituals throughout history and in many cultures regarding loss of virginity. Episodes include Adam and Eve, an American Indian woman deflowering herself on a ritual tree branch, several cultures were the religious of political leader deflowers all of the virgins, and several where the women deflower themselves in some prescribed fashion. My favorite example of the do it yourself variety involves smoking the woman's pussy with smoldering herbs until she is so aroused she can't stop from inserting the ritual fetish into her vagina.

Lots of women show everything, but only one of them, Diane Winter, has so far been tied to a character. The other women, all labeled unknown for the moment, include Ingrid Steinbach, Eva Garden, Christine Werner and Christina von Blanc. Perhaps one of our European readers will recognize some of them. IMDB has this at 3.3 based on 9 votes. Given the genre, the fact that it was directed by someone who knew what he was doing, and the quantity of well lit nudity, this is a C+, with the caveat that, while this is a very attractive "World of..." film, it is no longer remarkable for its nude content, and the plots never were to be taken seriously in these.

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  • Diane Winter (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Some second looks at films I've discussed before, because they are now on commercial DVDs.

    Bad Boys 2 (2003)

    Terrific DVD - beautiful transfer, two disks worth of material. Movie is so-so.


    Confidence (2003)

    A terrific genre film. If you like sting movies, it's a must-see. If you don't especially like grifting, take a pass, because that's just about all there is.

    Also a good DVD. Good looking transfer, and every one of the pics below is from the deleted scenes.


    Gigli (2003)

    What more is there to say? Not really the worst movie ever made, by a long shot, but pretty goddamned bad. Some of the worst dialogue ever spoken. Not such a good DVD. The transfer is quite good, and the film looked pretty slick and professional to begin with, but there are no features of importance, and the movie is ... well, it's Gigli!






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    Scorpion's Skinemax
    Amber Smith Topless and full frontal nudity from her new DVD "Amber Smith: R.A.W.". I agree with Scorpion and Brainscan...if you are an Amber fan, this is a must have DVD!

    Delia Sheppard The model, showgirl, former Pet (April '88) and actress showing all 3 B's in scenes from "Mirror Images" (1992).

    Gail Harris
    Leslie Kaye
    Monique Parent
    Raelyn Saalman

    Plenty of breasts and bums in scenes from the ultra low budget flick, "Galaxy Girls" aka "Alien Escape" aka "Mars Assault!".

    Julie K. Smith The busty former Pet (February '93) and B-babe showing off her big-uns.

    Linnea Quigley The Scream Queen going topless and full frontal in scenes from the 1989 flick, "Witchtrap".

    Shari Shattuck
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless in scenes from the really lame, grade-B (or much lower) 'erotic thriller', "The Spring" (1989).

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "A Boy and His Dog"
    This 1975 Sci-Fi classic, maybe one of the best ever, stars a very young Don Johnson as a teenager in post-WWIV 2024, who telepathically communicates with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex in a destroyed world.

    Based on an award-winning Harlan Ellison short story, you won't find a much better Sci-Fi movie than this. And yaknow, it could STILL happen.

    Angelina Jolie
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    From the made for cable movie "Gia", the bio-pic of 80's super model Gia Carangi. Jolie looks amazing topless and showing full dorsal nudity. A topless Mitchell joins Jolie for some mild lesbo-lovin'.

    Cameron Diaz

    Joanna Going
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    From the indie film "Keys to Tulsa" (1997). Diaz shows a little cleavage, Going bares breasts, bum and even a hint of pubes.

    Isild Le Besco
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Toplessness and bush in scenes from the French movie "Sade" (2000). See yesterday's Fun House for even more 'caps and reviews by both Scoop and Tuna.

    Keira Knightley An excellent production still of the UK actress showing off some cleavage in scenes from the hit movie "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl".

    Shannon Elizabeth From the role that made her she is topless in scenes from "American Pie".

    María Aura Showing pupes in a love scene from the Oscar nominated film "Y tu mamá también".

    Paula Trickey
    (1, 2, 3)

    Toplessness in scenes from the HBO series "Dream On". If ever there was a show that needed to be put on DVD, this is it. A funny show with plenty of hot nekkid women making guest appearacnes. 'Caps by Señor Skin.