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"Fierce Creatures" (1997)
Fierce Creatures (1997) reunites the cast of A Fish Called Wanda. It received some criticism because it wasn't a sequel, but rather a totally new story with totally different characters. I can think of only one case where I liked a sequel better than an original (Arthur), and I am glad they went for a fresh story here. Jamie Lee Curtis arrives to start work running a TV station for the multi-billionaire Rod McCain (Kevin Kline) and his Octopus corporation only to find out that the station has been sold that morning. She is also noticed by the owner's son Vince (also played by
Kline) who has an eye for cleavage.
Rod tells her not to worry, that they have plenty of jobs. Meanwhile, Octopus has, almost accidently, acquired a Zoo in England, which is only earning 5%, which is far short of the corporate requirement of 20%. They appoint Rollo Lee (John Cleese), former police chief in Hong Kong, to
manage the Zoo, and get the profits up. Meanwhile Jamie decides she wants to run the Zoo, and Vince decides to follow her. Cleese arrives to find a bunch of Zoo keepers who are devoted to the animals, and is not well received when he informs his staff that they will only be keeping fierce animals, as they are a bigger draw.
The comedy ranges from clever dialogue to outright slapstick, but is everything I would expect from the brilliant cast. The pace is excellent, the photography and art direction are top-notch, and Jamie Lee uses her cleavage to great effect. I adored this film, and am hurrying to write this
review so I can re-watch it. Berardinelli agrees at 3 stars, but Maltin and Ebert both award the dreaded 2.5. IMDB readers give it 6.1/10. US box office was a disappointing $9.202m. Gross was far less than for A Fish Called Wanda, but then Wanda is the highest grossing film ever made in England.
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Nude Football / Nude Basketball (2000)
I almost capped dozens of unknown breasts in a masterpiece of late night cable called "Nude Football/Nude Basketball," but I would much rather see Jamie Lee's cleavage then all of the anonymous silicon hooters put together.
The first half (football) is nearly watchable due to the commentary by a naked woman who can actually talk, but the basketball was a total bore. Both Contests feature the blondes vs. the brunettes, although they use a different set of bimbos in each. There is motion blur in most
frames, but all of the women do run around wearing nothing but shoes and socks. A lot of each sequence was shot into the sun and way over-exposed. Still, I felt entertained buy the first half hour.
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Charlie's site is updated.
I reviewed the Felicia's Journey DVD, no nudity found, and Fear City, the incredibly inept stripper movie with Melanie Griffith and Rae Dawn Chong. I did a few of Mel today. The rest, and the other women, will appear tomorrow.
I read in the paper that the Russian Duma finally agreed to reinstitute the old Soviet Anthem, but with new lyrics. Earlier reports mentioned that they had looked at hundreds of other alternatives, and even formed a committee to listen to other proposed songs.
I'm sad to report that mine was rejected, but thanks to your membership here, you can still enjoy it.
Hey, ya gotta love Russia
It's colder than Nome, and bigger than Prussia.
In all our babushkas, no enmity rankles
Because our hearts are as big as our ankles.
Hey, that nutty Russian land
Under the snow we even have sand
And we have equal rights for the strong and the meek
From whomever is ruling the country this week
Just think of that snow
As nature's linoleum
And pray that same nature
Would invent some rustoleum ....
The Associated Press reported that the Pope's new comic book has been a smash success. I guess my favorite part was when he was battling Sub-Mariner, both of their powers waning, the fight to be decided by which one could reach the Holy Water first.
Well, I won't spoil the ending for you, but the Silver Surfer and Mephisto were also involved in the action. Surfy and Subby end up squaring it off over some former feud, leaving the Pope and Mephisto face-to-face. 'nuff said.
Melanie Griffith, "Fear City"
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Comments by Brainscan:
| | Ines Sastre, Laetitia Casta and Heidi Klum |
Together...in one scan...with only their underwear on. Where I come from that is the good beginning to an excellent dream. That their arms are positioned to obscure the goodies is no good reason to complain. And you know what astounds this boy about the picture? Ines Sastre's legs. They go all the way up to her ears; well at least to Laetitia's ears. Crimony, how would you like to see where those legs meet?
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'Nuff said.
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And finally we have a first. A good buddy gave me an ATI capture card and he showed me how to use it. First movie I ever captured on my own was done Friday; twas a second-generation tape of Big Bet, starring former bunnymagmate Kim Evenson. She's a cutie, but the caps prove one thing: Hugo, Tuna, JohnnyWeb, Snowblind.... on and on and on, ad infinitum.... know
a lot more 'bout this game than I ever will.
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Domini Blythe
Christina Paul
Serena
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A cool, rare find by PAL, these first three images from the 1972 movie "Vampire Circus". It's something of a cult favorite from what I gather. The story is about a 19th traveling circus which is comprised completely of vampires, including the animals! In typical 70's B-movie fashion, there are of course some very lovely ladies who shed their clothing.
Here's what we get to see:
Domini in topless scenes and one frame with good visibility below the equator.
Breast exposure only for Christina
Looks like Serena provides some full nudity, but with the funky body paint, it's a little hard to tell.
On a side note...according to the IMDb, Serena turned to adult films early in her career, and was still making hard core well into the 90's. Talk about longevity! That must be one of the longest careers in the history of hardcore!
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Topless scenes in the 1974 UK movie "Percy's Progress".
| | Desiree Marie Velez |
Fast forwarding a few years to these brief topless scenes from 1998's "Asunder".
For those interested in completely useless trivia..."Asunder" was directed by Tim Reid, better known to many as "Venus Flytrap" of "WKRP".
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Frenchpic returns with some rare, and/or obscure Euro 'caps.
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Topless in the 1972 black comedy, "Une belle fille comme moi".
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Lesbo scenes from "Je, tu, il, nous". Frenchpic also reports that Chantal is now a Belgian movie director.
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A Fun House reader posed this question today...Which of these two celebs will be doing porn first? I'm guessing that a bunny appearance will the most likely first stop on the road to nudity. But still it's a tough call. On one hand, Lil' Kim is pretty much already nekkid half the time. On the other hand, Britney's "music" is getting close to the 2 minute warning on the Fame-o-meter so she'll need to do something soon to stay on top of the pop ladder.
(By the way, Britney #2 is another look at her Huggy Bear Halloween costume...I mean her Billboard Awards dress. Thanks to StopMotion.)
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A Skinemax favorite in some 'new to me scenes'. Here is Rochelle as a blonde, and getting it on with Julie Strain in the 1994 Roger Corman movie "Sorceress". Thanks to Scanman and Master Bagger for the 'caps.
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Three very nice topless scans by OK.
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A variety of images featuring all the best parts of the Euro-adult actress.
#1 close up breast and thong views.
#2 boobs and funky, leather, spider web outfit
#3-4 Nude bodypainting 'caps by Scanman
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Frontal nudity by the fitness babe. Cute girl with a great body, although I think the fake boobs are a bit too plastic for my liking.
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Greek model. Fully nude but not everything is is plain view.
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Two fantastic scans of this hot model. #1 is a topless image by Sknib from Maxim. #2 is a lovely (and HUGE) posterior scan from Gear magazine by Thelonious Monk.
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Two from a recent SNL appearance by Raja. #1 features Charlize in leather. #2 is Charlize as Marilyn Monroe, complete with wind blowing up the dress, and even a guy feeling her up.
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Scoop did a couple of images of Erika in "Chasers" a few days ago. Now it's Dann's turn. Here are the best parts of this movie in convenient collage form.
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One more by Dann. Classic topless nudity by Jamie Lee in these scenes from "Love Letters"
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Tatiana Korsakova
Tatiana Zavialova
Alissa Sourovova
Kasia Mutniak
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A few fashion models that Tom Cat may be familiar with, but the average Jim Smith of Des Moines, Iowa wouldn't exactly call the girl the door.
So what if we can't pronounce the names, at least there are goodies to see in every scan. Thanks to Noctilio.
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Twas the Night Before Christmas, the new millenium version...
Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works.
I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better. Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny. Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money.
And the kids these days - they all are the pits. They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits.
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them. They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
If you think that's bad...just picture this. Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss.
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard. And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird.
Flying through the air...dodging the trees. Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason. I found me a sistah... I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
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