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Best Nude Scenes of 2006:

Preliminary list. Please write me if I have forgotten any key scene.

  • Anapola Mushkadiz in Battle In Heaven
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherrybaby
  • Salma Hayek in Ask the Dust
  • Jacqueline Quinones in Hard Luck
  • Jennifer Miller in Lucky Number Slevin
  • Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page
  • Brittany Daniel in Rampage
  • Bai Ling in Edmond
  • Annabeth Gish in Brotherhood (TV)
  • Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up
  • Barbara Nedeljakova in Hostel
  • Kyra Sedgwick in Loverboy
  • Sarah Polley in The Secret Life of Words
  • Sophia Myles in Art School Confidential
  • Katherine Heigl in Side Effects
  • Amanda Righetti in Angel Blade
  • Lauren Lee Smith in Lie With Me
  • Robin Tunney in Open Window
  • Kate Winslet in Little Children
  • Leela Savasta in Masters of Horror:Haeckel's Tale (TV)
  • Edie Falco in The Quiet
  • Tara Fitzgerald in In a Dark Place
  • Kristanna Loken in Bloodrayne
  • Crystal Lowe in Final Destination 3
  • Chelan Simmons in Final Destination 3
  • Helena Bonham Carter in Conversations with Other Women
  • Sarah Lassez in Mad Cowgirl
  • Candace Smith in Beerfest
  • Naomie Harris in Miami Vice
  • Asia Argento in The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
  • Meital Dohan in God's Sandbox
  • Meital Dohan in Weeds (TV)
  • Monet Mazur in Stoned
  • Monet Mazur in Whirlygirl
  • Zara Taylor in Hollow Man 2
  • Zara Taylor in Totally Awesome
  • Abbie Cornish in Somersault
  • Abbie Cornish in Candy
  • Tuva Novotny in Stoned
  • Tiffany Shepis in Abominable
  • Irene Montala in Russian Dolls
  • Anne Steffens in Russian Dolls
  • Alice Braga in Lower City
  • Susan Anbeh in Agnes and his Brothers
  • Maria Botto in Only Human
  • Vanessa Ferlito in Shadowboxer
  • Jordana Brewster in Nearing Grace
  • Olivia Colman in Confetti
  • Sook Yin Lee in Shortbus
  • Rinko Kikuchi in Babel
  • Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas
  • Rachel Bella in Jimmy and Judy
  • Jolene Blalock in Slow Burn
  • Stephanie Leonidas in The Feast of the Goat
  • Joy Bryant in Get Rich or Die Trying
  • Nora Zehetner in Conversations with Other Women
  • Anna Friel in Niagara Motel
  • Pell James in The King
  • Samantha Noble in See No Evil
  • Stephanie Sherrin in Kids in America
  • Leonor Varela in Americano
  • Samantha Mcleod in Snakes on A Plane
  • Diora Baird in HotTamale
  • Caroline Dhavernas in These Girls
  • Holly Lewis in These Girls
  • Pollyanna Mcintosh in Headspace
  • Laura Bottrell in Huff (TV)
  • Nicole Robinson in Huff (TV)
  • Marisa Coughlan in Masters of Horror:Damned Thing (TV)
  • Paula Malcolmson in Deadwood (TV)
  • Sarah Pachelli in Deadwood (TV)
  • Kattia Ortiz in Entourage (TV)
  • Gina Torres in The Shield (TV)
  • Misti Traya in Nip Tuck (TV)



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Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.




Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987)

This is "The Most Dangerous Game" with two twists. First, it is set on an alien planet, and second, the hunter is hunting B-movie babes who like to show their tits. The tits in question belong to Brinke Stevens, Elizabeth Kaitan and Cindy Beal. Kaitan and Beal escape from galactic slavers but crash on an unknown planet. There they join a crew of another space ship which includes Brinke Stevens as the guests of a famous hunter. It soon becomes evident that their host intends to send them into the jungle to hunt them down, so he can mount their heads on his wall. For some odd reason they don't like that idea.

The dialogue is hopelessly bad, the plot is stolen, the transfer is not brilliant, and the acting is amateurish.

And those are its strong points.

As an adventure film, it is an E, but as a bad movie cult classic, it is probably a C-.

IMDb readers say 3.9.


Elizabeth Kaitan



Cindy Beal



Brinke Stevens











Today the Time Machine takes us to 1985 and an Andy Sidaris flick "Malibu Express." We have caps and three .wmv clips zipped together of the July 1982 Playmate of the Month , Lynda Wiesmeier, who shows off a very impressive set of hooters.









Notes and collages

The Celebrity Showers continue


Elizabeth Ashley in Paperback Hero's rare when a mainstream actress shows so much bum at this angle...nice...




Amanda de Cadanet in Mascara

... now THIS is casual dining




Sherilyn Fenn in Two Moon Junction scene... As she takes a shower she pops out a wall tile to spy on guys in the male shower area...







Naked Wild On

From the E! network's show Naked Wild On we have two clips of a very naked Jenna Jameson. (Two zipped .avis)


Into the Blue

There aren't many pictures of a naked Jessica Alba, if any, so the  two frames of her nipple's accidental exposure in Into the Blue (2005) are a bit of a rarity. (Zipped .avi)


There are also pokies by Ashley Scott.  Overall, it was a movie with some nice views.



One of the nice things about the TV series Monk was Bitty Schram. She left and has got her clothes off in the series Thief. We can see her naked behind but it was brief and the quality wasn't very good.

Andrea Powell is half-dressed in another episode.


Life is a Miracle

Life is a Miracle (2004) aka Zivot je cudo is a comedy set during the recent Balkans conflict. Natasha Solak is nicely topless.


Dust Devil

The nudity in the South African film Dust Devil (1992) is brief and mainly by Chelsea Field. Terri Norton is also topless but facing the wrong way during her brief appearance.



The Spanish actress Ana Alvarez is topless in Crusader (2004). (Zipped .avi)


Marian, Again

Marian, Again (2005) reveals to us a topless Kelly Harrison.



Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber

There's no nudity in the very banal Confessions of a Sociopathic  Social Climber (2005), but there are lots of sightings of Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage ... (Three zipped .avis)


... and some brief pokies by Stefanie von Pfetten. (Zipped .avi)


Hotel Erotica - X-Treme Sports


Hotel Erotica - X-Treme Sports (2002) was the first in the Hotel Erotica series.

Full nudity is displayed by Beverly Lynne ...



... Lauren Hays ...


... and Mara Kelle.



Hotel Erotica - The Fast and the Curious


The next in the Hotel Erotica series is Hotel Erotica - The Fast and  the Curious (2002). It was unusual because there wasn't as much nudity and most of the nudity was by Lauren Hays.









Page Three babe Lucy Clarkson in what I suppose to be one of those "posed to look like paparazzi" shots.




Heather Graham. She is so cute that even though she's aging and this is an impossibly bad picture of her face, she's still totally adorable!



In the rest of the section, Hugo offers some typically brilliant additions to his catalogue. I see that he's gone over the 1000 mark in his numbering system. Here's Gwyneth Paltrow in Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle. Hugo  did a tremendous clean-up job on this scene, which was dark and small and grainy on the DVD. This is quite an illustration of pixel-by-pixel editing.




Jennifer Jason Leigh in Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle



Denise Stephenson in Gotham




Virginia Madsen in Gotham



Nastassja Kinski in Maria's Lovers



Nicole Eggert in Blown Away



Jolene Blalock in an episode of Enterprise




Pat's comments in yellow...

A fire broke out Wednesday at the Dillard's department store at Great Lakes Mall in Mentor, Ohio, doing about $130,000 in damage.  Nobody was injured but firefighters had to block the doors as they fought the blaze because customers kept trying to come in and shop while the store was on fire.

*  They were all thinking, "FIRE SALE!"

Britney Spears put a message to fans on her website about her recent crotch-flashing party antics with Paris Hilton.  It reads, "It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends.  It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my newfound freedom a little too far.  Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line!  I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

*  Well, we know that means: bigger breasts!

Bette Midler, whose antics in her younger days included mooning the paparazzi, blasted Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan as "wild and woolly sluts."  Midler said she decided, "after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer," and "I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties."  As for today's young "wild sluts," Midler said someone needs to lecture them, "Get a life, get a grip.  I mean, someone should sit those ladies down."

*  But not on anything cold.

*  I'll be glad  to sit them down,  just to look up their skirts.

*  Britney may be wild, but she's not woolly...I've seen the pictures that prove it.