"The Mistress Club"

The Mistress Club (1999) is another late night sex comedy. When Shauna O'Brien catches her husband in bed with another woman, and confides this to her friends Kira Reed and Griffen Drew, Drew informs them that she caught her own husband cheating with Kris Andre, and used the information to blackmail him into buying her a better house, and also started having affairs herself. When Reed, that very night, discovers that her own husband is a closet homosexual, the three form a "Mistress Club" to get laid and get even.

We follow their sexual exploits, many of which are humorous, and everyone lives happily ever after. We have breast exposure from O'Brien, Reed, Drew, Andre, and the unknown cheating with O'Brien's husband. IMDb calls it a drama, but it was intended as a comedy, ad did have some amusing moments. The girls each played a character with a different personality, adding a little interest to the film. The sex scenes were not very hot, and were not at all explicit, but did have a sense of honesty. IMDb readers have this at 3.4. It is a workmanlike example of late night couples entertainment, with enough comedy to keep it interesting. C.

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  • Griffen Drew (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Kira Reed (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Kris Andre (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Shauna O'Brien (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.



    My Tutor (1983) (day 1)

    Male fantasy premise - horny and sensitive teenager, gorgeous young tutor. The co-stars, Matt Latanzi and Caren Kaye, had short-lived careers. Caren attracted a lot of horny stares for many years, but couldn't translate her "favorite nude scene" status into lasting fame. It seems that she was always on Battle of the Network Stars or Love Boat, but not much else. Here is the first group of My Tutor caps, three of Caren.



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

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    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.


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    Dance With a Stranger (1985)

    First we have two clips of Miranda Richardson in "Dance with a Stranger" (1985).



    Siska ("Das Ende von Haug" (episode # 2.11) 15 October 1999)

    The last clip is Stefanie Stappenbeck in "Das Ende von Haug"


    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    The Ghost has been pumping put video clips faster than I can catalog them! Let's begin catching up on the back log with a nice variety of zipped .wmvs

    First up...Queen of the indies, Parker Posey.

    • Here is Posey topless in two scenes from 1998's "The Misadventures of Margaret". (1, 2)

    Next up, a few vids from the 1984, Tom Sellck movie "Lassiter".

    'Caps and comments by Hankster:


    Today we get back to the "Damsel in Distress" theme.

    Melanie Good is our damsel in 1993's "Die Watching". She plays a stripper auditioning for a photographer who throws a bag over her head and then ties her topless to a chair. He then tapes her nostrils with duct tape and forces her to watch her own death on a TV monitor.

    This one is not recommended for family viewing.

    • Melanie Good (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Mr. Nude Celeb
    Today Mr. Nude Celeb salutes one of the hottest babes in Hollywood...Angelina Jolie!

    • First up, Jolie topless while gettin' it on with Antonio Banderas in "Original Sin". (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    • Next, Jolie topless again, this time in scenes from the thriller "Taking Lives". (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • Last up, Jolie in scenes from "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life". Maximum strength pokies in links 1 and 2, just a hint of areola in #3. (1, 2, 3)

    Anna Nicole Smith
    (1, 2, 3)

    In all her topless glory. Scenes from the movie "Skyscraper".

    Isabelle Huppert The French actress going topless and full frontal in scenes from "Eaux profondes" (1981).

    Corinne Bohrer
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Scoop made an excellent point the other...there are at least 3 reasons why "Dead Solid Perfect" needs to be released on DVD...Corinne's breasts, Corinne's bum and Corinne's bush. Oh yeah, and it's a pretty good golf movie too.

    Heidi Klum The über-model showing off the legs on Leno.

    Pamela Anderson
    (1, 2)

    We've seen Pam's silly-cones a number times, I guess that's why I really like these 'caps from "Barb Wire" by DeVo. They show plenty of leather and cleavage, but keep things sexy by not exposing her massive man-mades.

    Fergie The Black Eyed Peas babe showing her undies at a VH1 event.
    Jennifer Connelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Debra Cole
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Virginia Madsen
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The Skin-man takes a look at nude cinema classic...1990's "The Hot Spot". Connelly of course bares her amazing breasts and bum in her first nude scene (at the age of about 19ish). Actress and radio personality Debra Cole also does some some nude sunbathing with Connelly. Madsen also bares her big'uns and shows her bum in a couple of scenes

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    It Wasn't Even A Character Voice! - The Hollywood Reporter issued its list of the Top 10 Highest-Paid Movie Actresses. Topping it is Julia Roberts, who gets $20 million a picture. The only other woman making that much is #2, Cameron Diaz, who got $20 million just to do voice work in "Shrek 2." But bad news for Jennifer Lopez: after a string of flops like "Jersey Girl" and "Gigli," she still demands $12 million a movie, but she's dropped to #10, the lowest spot on the list.

  • And she spends $12 million a week on white flowers alone.
  • I don't believe it! Somebody PAID her to make "Gigli"?!
  • But J-Lo is still #1 on the list of Most Overpaid Movie Actresses.
  • At least Julia Roberts was pregnant with twins, so producers got three for the price of one.

    Nikki Sixxty - After five years apart, the original 1980s glam metal, hard-party band Motley Crue announced a reunion. The four founding members arrived at the Hollywood Palladium in a hearse, wearing eye makeup, to launch a comeback tour and a greatest hits CD. In recent years, Tommy Lee has been in and out of probation, Nikki Sixx nearly died of heroin, Mick Mars had hip replacement surgery, and Vince Neil appeared on the WB's "The Surreal Life." But Neil said, "We're still Motley. We still rock."

  • But the only drug they take these days is Cialis.
  • They're so hip, their hips are made of titanium.
  • They're so old, these days they shout at the devil to get off their lawns.
  • Tommy Lee has been in and out of probation, jail, and about 10,000 skanks.

    Kylie's A Victoria's Secret Angel - Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London is helping visitors get into a holiday mood by dressing some of their top celebrity figures as a Nativity Scene. Samuel L. Jackson is a shepherd; Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh are the Three Wise Men; Kylie Minogue is a sexy angel hovering overhead; and Joseph and Mary are David and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. There has been some criticism that it's sacrilegious, and that Joseph is a bit ahead of himself, since David Beckham is wearing two Crucifixes.

  • When you're going for realism, one tiny detail like that can ruin the effect.
  • Victoria is so Botoxed, her wax figure looks more lifelike than she does.
  • Madame Tussaud's may be the only people in Europe who think Bush and Blair are Wise Men.
  • Does Kylie Minogue have to show her butt in EVERYTHING?!

    From the "Political Correctness Gone Wild' files...

    Jingle Bull - The Sarasota Herald Tribune reports that Freedom Elementary School in East Manatee, Florida, has not only banned Christmas and religious songs from their winter concert, they've even banned all references to winter, including snowmen and snowflakes. Instead, the students will sing songs about America and patriotism. The principal explained the ban on winter references by saying, "We're trying to be respectful of everyone."

  • Except people who celebrate CHRISTMAS!...Or who have a CALENDAR!
  • How about America-hating terrorists? We don't want to offend them.
  • There are people in Florida who don't believe in the existence of Winter.