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A moment of silence, please.

Werner Klemperer
I just read the news that one of my TV heroes passed away on Wednesday.

Today's Fun House is dedicated to Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

"Quante volte... quella notte" (1972)

In "Quante volte... quella notte" (1972), aka "Four Times That Night," we see quite another side of Mario Bava. This sex comedy roughly based on Roshamon is a far cry from his normal Euro-gore slasher work. What we know for sure:

1) A wealthy playboy took a young woman out
2) At the end of the evening, he had deep scratches on his forehead.
3) She returned home after 3 am with her new dress torn.

We are given 4 versions of what happened. The first is by the young girl, Daniela Giordano, speaking to her mother, who claims to have been lured to his apartment then nearly raped. Next, we hear what her date tells his drinking buddies to explain the scars. He is shy, which is a turn-on to women, and she couldn't keep her hands off of him. She nearly raped him four times, and scratched him in the shower. Then we hear from the doorman at his apartment, who is a voyeur, and lastly, we are told the truth, or some of it.

This is not great cinema. It is roughly on a par with the other ultra-soft exploitation skin flicks that popped up in the early 70's, but is an entertaining one with better than usual acting and production values. I don't understand Italian, but do ok with subtitles. The DVD is full of dirt, spots and flakes, but had good saturation and contrast. I assume they did the transfer from an old print. There are not enough votes at IMDB to pay attention to, but the few comments there agreed with me. It is entertaining enough to watch. There are no reviews that I could find. The credits used well-drawn cartoons (see the image tops), and the characters were engaging. Gather the girl of your choice in your arms, get a tub of buttered pop-corn, and see if you can have her bra off by the end of the movie.

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  • Daniela Giordane (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    The Cider House Rules (1999). OOPS! On second look, I missed an important frame yesterday! The Charlize nipple does make an appearance in the DVD version of that scene, but not where I expected it! Oh, it's on her chest, all right, but separated from her face by the guy's head.


    The big deal of the day is TomCat's captures from this year's Fidelite (2000). What's such a big deal? Well, I'll tell you. The Polish director is the life-partner of a certain famous French star named Marceau, and it isn't Marcel. And that lady removes her clothing in just about every movie she makes, including this one. And this is the first time I've seen any caps from this film. That isn't as cool as if we had Katie Holmes in "The Gift", but it's a pretty good substitute until we do. So here's Sophie. There are also some other miscellaneous women from La Fidelite.

    Another good bit of research here. Tomcat says this one is 19 year old Catherine Deneuve in an obscure Vadim film called "Un Chateau en Suede". I can't offer any corroboration, and the IMDb doesn't list Deneuve in the cast of this film, but it does seem to be her face, and Vadim did discover her and eventually father a son by her, so it makes sense .....

    Vadim was married to Jane Fonda, Maria Schneider, and Bardot, and romanced Deneuve and too many other beautiful women to mention. Unlike John Derek, another director from the same generation (Derek born in August, 1926, Vadim seventeen months later) who engaged in the same kind of pursuit of major babes, Vadim was not a handsome guy, but he obviously had some allure of some kind and a massive ego. Derek, by the way, was married to Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, and Bo Derek. Both Vadim and Derek died recently, at almost the same age. Derek died in May 1998 of heart problems, and Vadim twenty one months later of cancer.

    TomCat also featured Claire Keim in Barracuda (lovely captures), Ariel Besse in Beau-pere, Gladys Jimenez in "Blowback" (first time I've seen this scene), and Marilyn Chambers in Cronenberg's Rabid.

    From his Euro movie videos, the Pole Cat did captures from miscellaneous frames from videos by:

    • Peace Orchestra
    • Add N to X
    • Etienne Daho
    • Mirwais
    • Pascal Obisbo

    Here's the smut...

  • Charlize Theron, "The Cider House Rules"

  • Sophie Marceau in La Fidelite (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Miscellaneous women from La Fidelite (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Catherine Deneuve in Un Chateau en Suede
  • Claire Keim in Barracuda
  • Ariel Besse in Beau-pere
  • Gladys Jimenez in "Blowback" (1, 2)
  • Marilyn Chambers in Rabid
  • Peace Orchestra (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Add N to X (1, 2, 3)
  • Etienne Daho (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Mirwais (1, 2, 3)
  • Pascal Obisbo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Snowblind
    Here's a bunch of Rasslin caps. One I did this week, and the rest have been spread out over the past couple weeks from Various shows and events.

    First off Leia Meow. aka Kimona, Kimona Wana-Leia etc. (1, 2, 3) The first one is fairly poor quality, I capped it from a tape of WCW Mayhem, I missed the first hour of the PPV and screwed up by taping on SLP, so the tape was really poor quality. The second and third are both from WCW Thunder as I recall, not exactly sure of the second, that could have actually been a Nitro event. But it doesn't really matter. Nuthin' exciting, just some cleavage and such.

    Next is Lita. This one I just capped on Thursday. I usually don't bother capping from WWF anymore, especially Smackdown. UPN has about the worst reception even capping live from Satellite doesn't give real good quality. But I couldn't pass on her In underwear.

    Then there are a couple of Major Gunns, (1, 2) same as usual, cleavage and wedgies. I never really liked her till she started wearing Canadian Flag bras, eh.

    Last up is some cleavage from Torrie Wilson, I actually snapped these frames trying to line up the vertical and horizontal synchronization on my cap card. Then I said wtf, and stuck em together.

    'til next time,

    Brigitte Strobel

    Betty Verges
    (1, 2)

    Corinne Cartier
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Fee Heger
    (1, 2, 3)

    Olivia Pascal
    (1, 2, 3)

    Unknown Actresses

    Another rare find...Or perhaps the word I'm looking for is "unique". It seems that Mongoose has a love of German T&A comedies of the 70's and 80's. (The German contemporaries of "Porky's", "Screwballs", etc.) Like their Hollywood counterparts, the stars aren't exactly the biggest names the Fun House has ever seen, but much like a box of Cracker Jacks, there's a little something special inside every vidcap.

    Here's the breakdown for scenes from "The Joy of Flying":

  • Brigitte Strobel, bum only.
  • Betty Verges, topless and full frontal.
  • Corinne Cartier, topless and full frontal.
  • Fee Heger, full frontal.
  • Olivia Pascal, topless, bum, and frontal nudity.
  • Unknowns, topless, full frontal, and lathered up 3-way lovin'.
  • Schmutzfink
    This week's theme....French Babes.

    Not to worry, not even one Depardieu sighting!

    Brigitte Fossey Full frontal scenes from 1982's "Enigma"
    Christine Boisson Topless frames from "La Femme dangereuse"
    Daniele Gaubert Minor breast and bum exposure from "Come, quando, perché".
    Louise Tréamont
    (1, 2)
    Ok, so no one has ever heard of her...but she's still worth a look. A very nice body is on display in these full frontal 'caps from "Coups de coeur III".
    Denise Virieux Brief breast exposure from a recent episode of German series "Auf eigene Gefahr".
    and ...
    Deborah Caprioglio
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
    9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
    15, 16, 17)
    A whole mess o' 'caps of the busty Italian babe from the 1994 movie "The Smile of the Fox". The story of a hitman who falls for a hooker, but before they live happily ever after, they must kill her drug lord pimp...ahhh, a tale as old as time.

    I'm not sure who to thank for these, but they did a great job.

    Here's the breakdown:

  • Views up top #5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 16
  • Views down below (posterior only) #1, 12,
  • Both #2, 3, 4, 15
  • Nether regions #13 (subtle hint of pubes)
  • #17 is a bonus topless scan not from this movie.

  • Anna Nicole Smith
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Pop time passes on, how will history record the life of Anna Nicole Smith? What will we remember most?

    I'm guessing it will probably be one of the following...

  • Huge hooters
  • Being the world's least subtle gold digger
  • Or the action-packed, staight-to-video movie "Skyscrapper"

    Thanks to Sknib for the excellent scans from Front magazine.

  • Katherine Heigl
    (1, 2)
    Yesterday The Insider reported that he saw Katherine recently and was shocked to see that she had a much larger caboose than he had imagined. Well, it seems that C2000 doesn't believe it, and he offered these two images as a "rebuttal" in the debate over Katherine's rear.

    Rebecca De Mornay Vidcaps from "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle", by Watty. Mostly see-thru stuff plus a couple of frames with cleavage.

    Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve Excellent 'caps by Watty of their lesbo scene in 1983's "The Hunger".

    Julie Strain Late night regular in topless 'caps from "Return to Savage Beach", by CHUD.

    Lolo Ferrari Pushe pays homage to the rise and fall of the Guinness Book record holder for the Heaviest Breasts in the world (1999). Each of her breasts weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces.

    Desiree Posterior views of the Dutch Big Brother contestant, by Scanman.

    Linda Hardy Wearing a see-thru mesh top in this scan by Touch. Very nice nipple visibility.

    Lisa Forward Topless pose from an older issue of Scope.

    Rachel Roberts Low see-thru visibility (but better than none) in this scan from Elle UK.
    The Funnies
  • One more Clinton joke, before it's too late.

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