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"The Ultimate Attraction"
The Ultimate Attraction (2000) day two. The clicker in this first film had powers that I don't remember seeing used in the later ones. The most impressive was the ability to completely change a persons body. This was used to have no less than 4 naked women play the lead role. First, the lead was Gabriella Hall. Her boyfriend turns her into Taylor St. James for a bout of sex, then later turns her into Simone Votybkovk so she can spy on a suspected traitor, Jacqueline Lovell. The Two of them end up in a girl girl. Kiva and her boyfriend are in with Lovell on a plot to sabotage the spa, and the three do a three way once they break in and get zapped.
All of the above women sow everything. Thanks to a Fun House reader who identified one of the orgy women as porn actress Stephanie Swift, I was able to properly label about half the orgy picks. The orgy picks are also renumbered.
IMDB readers have this at 2.6 of 10. but only based on 27 votes. That is a little too low for what is a delightful soft core with tons of nudity and a good premise. This is a solid C, and is the sort of softcore that I want to see more of, the kind that doesn't take itself too seriously.
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Gabriella Hall
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Kiva
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UPDATES:
Updated volumes: Lysette Anthony, Laura Antonelli, Adrienne
Barbeau, Ellen Barkin, Brigitte Bardot, Priscilla Barnes, Drew
Barrymore, Michelle Bauer, Any Lynn Baxter, Emmanuelle Beart, Monica
Bellucci, Debra Beatty, Linda Blair, Selma Blair, Catherine Bell,
Kathleen Beller, Kim Basinger, Kate Beckinsale, Annette Bening,
Halle Berry, Juliette Binoche, Lisa Boyle, Karen Black, Cynthia
Brimhall, Daneen Boone, Joan Collins
OTHER CRAP:
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FHMUS.com - Neve Campbell tries to spice up her image a bit. No
nudity, but pretty damned sexy.
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If you haven't seen FHM's downloadable desktop of Halle Berry, you
should.
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The Sexiest Lingerie Webcast Show of the Year
- Jennifer Rovero, Playmate of the Month for July 1999. Free,
nude
Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
- Brooke Berry, Playmate of the Month for May 2000. Free, nude
Playmate Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
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Weekly World News says that idiots are forming their own union
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Here's Jimmy Fallon's complete interview with Paris Hilton, read
it or download the 6 minute film clip
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Pink shows the top of her enormous bum, on live TV, December 6,
2003
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"Rethinking Presidential Term Limits" by George W. Bush -
GeorgeWBush.org - Official Site to Re-Select Bush/Cheney in 2004!
The 22nd amendment is bin Laden's greatest ally!
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The making of KILL BILL. Excellent little documentary.
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Clint Howard: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
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It appears that Kazaa Lite is dead.
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Weekend update from November 15. (Read the highlights or download
the entire sketch in Real Media format.)
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Miss Nude Australia 2004 Pageant 2004 (and links for previous
years). Lotsa nudity.
Other crap
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
Click
here
to submit a URL for inclusion in Other Crap
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Graphic takes a look at the 1993 Madonna movie, "Body of Evidence". Both Madonna and Moore bare breasts and bum. Madonna also shows a little bit of bush.
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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'Caps and comments by Oz:
"Psycho III"
Most of the nudity in Psycho III comes from Juliette Cummins, although we have Brinke Steven being the bum double for Diana Scarwid. Kat Shea Ruben takes a pee.
"Psycho II"
Going back a bit we have nudity by Meg Tilly (although it could be a body double) in Psycho II. There are also caps of Janet Leigh in the shower from the original and another unidentified girl gets felt up.
"I'm All Right Jack"
A quaint British film from 1959, I'm All Right Jack has a scene in a nudist colony and we see the bums of some naked women.
"The Owl and the Pussycat"
No nudity in The Owl and the Pussycat but lots of caps of Barbra Streisand in stages of undress.
- Barbra Streisand
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| Charlotte Rampling |
The cult favorite looking great in full frontal scenes from the 1975 movie "La Chair de l'orchidée" aka "Flesh of the Orchid" (1975).
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Topless and rear nudity from the German movie "Nach Mitternacht" (1981).
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Désirée Nosbusch
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Very nice full frontal nudity in more scenes from "Nach Mitternacht".
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Amber Newman
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The Skinemax babes doing their thing in scenes from "Sexual Matrix".
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Amber Newman
Amber Newman and Regina Russell
Michelle Turner
Regina Russell
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More ladies of late night getting nekkis and having some pseudo-sex. This time in scenes from "Dungeon of Desire".
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Joanne Whalley
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Showing a bunch of cleavage in a French maid outfit in scenes from the very funny Bill Murray movie, "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (1997).
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The Canadian model (winner of the Ford's "Supermodel of the World " contest in 1990) turned actress in scenes from a Sci-Fi Channel promotional program for their upcoming "Battlestar Galactica" movie. The images here are from a behind the scenes look at her her upcoming appearance in Maxim magazine.
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The sexy brunette Skinemax babe bares breasts and bush in a sex scene from an episode of the late night series "Passion Cove".
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Salma Hayek
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Salma looking sexy as always (even with clothes on) in scenes from the 1997 romantic comedy "Fools Rush In".
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Bell in a bikini...nuff said.
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Paris Hilton
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The hotel fortune heiress showing wearing bikinis and showing a little cleavage on her 'reality' show "The Simple Life".
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Angelina Jolie
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Topless and gettin' it on with Antonio Banderas in scenes from "Original Sin" (2001).
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Katy Lawrence
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Topless in scenes from her one and only IMDb credit, "Breeders" (1998). 'Caps by the Skin-man.
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