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Hello Uncle Scoopy! I'm not sure if there still is some space left for me on the Fun House since you wrote some time ago that you've cancelled your subscriptions to the all Ben Gazzara and the all Flemish channel but you were probably kidding. I am convinced that a decent and well-mannered guy like you would have let me know personally via e-mail if my contributions were no longer desired. As far as that collage of that peeing woman is concerned I want you to know that I am not at all into this sort of pictures. The only reason I sent it to you is that I was amazed that something like that was aired on TV and I just wanted to show it to you. I never thought you would publish it! Some days ago I found a similar collage on Umpire's site featuring a white woman and a black man in a 1999 film ( I don't remember the actress and the title). Hopefully this isn't the start of a new trend. I hope they're not going to use these kind of images in commercials for toilet paper or I'll throw my TV out!

Now the new material. You probably remember the discussion about Tina Sportolaro being Eva Cobo and vice versa. Well I think I have extra proof to back up what I wrote earlier: that the woman that I claim to be Tina is in fact Tina and not Eva. I still got hold of the last copy at FNAC bookstore in Brussels of the book Avril, Mai, Juin by Jean-François Jonvelle which features a whole bunch of nude photos of Tina Sportolaro. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9)

Now compare the woman in the scans I made from the book with my vidcaps of Tina and the collages of Scanman of Eva Cobo: they are the same woman and since the subject in the book is clearly Tina, the woman Scanman labels as Eva Cobo is Tina Sportolaro and his Tina is Eva Cobo (Tina is also built heavier than Eva Cobo, in fact Tina is built quite heavy for a French woman). I just want to get all the facts right.

Then, you'll find 4 scans of Drew Barrymore in the parking lot like they appeared in Italian paparazzi mag Novella 2000 of November 25, 1999. (#1, #2, #3, #4) Not new but now you have the whole bunch together. For those who read the text : mutande is Italian for panties. So 'dove sono le mutande di Drew' translates as "where are Drew's panties?"

Also from Novella 2000, but from early August this time, is a scan of Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut. I don't know if this is really Nicole, I didn't see the film either, but it looks like her. The accompanying text says that this is a sequence where Tom Cruise suspects his wife of being unfaithful to him and in his fantasies he sees her having sex with a seaman. I don't remember if this picture was on the Fun House before.

Furthermore there's still a collage of Season Hubley in Hardcore which is better than the one in the Encyclopedia. Not top quality either but the copy they showed on TV certainly had had its best time.

Finally an extra for the Spanish readers. Here are some vidcaps of Spanish actress Ana Belén in "La pasión Turca". She made a lot of films according to the IMDb yet there isn't that much of her to be found on the net. By the way, seeing all these pictures of naked people engaged in intercourse on your site and Scanman's remind me of an old joke by Flemish stand-up comedian Urbanus. It goes as follows: "When I was young I thought my father knew magic. One day I was peeping through the keyhole of my parents' bedroom door and what did I see ? I saw my dad lying there on the bed, flat on his belly, stark naked, with his knees up in the air! How did he manage that. Isn't that magic?"

Quite a treat to get so much from Hugo in one day. Here's some vidcaps from Friends and Lovers. These are some of the best vidcaps I've ever seen. Claudia Schiffer (non-nude) Claudia Schiffer (non-nude) Alison Eastwood Suzanne Cryer