"The Ultimate Attraction"

The Ultimate Attraction (2000) seems to be the first in the 'Click Series" based on Milo Manara's comic. The device is flushed down an airplane toilet to keep authorities from getting it, and goes through the roof of a health spa about to be foreclosed on, and taken over by Nina Leichtling, who wants to convert it into a trendy feminist spa. Employee/instructor Gabriella Hall and her boyfriend discover it, and what it can do, and find hilarious ways to use it to save the spa.

Leichtling shows breasts and buns at the end of the movie, when the clicker excites everyone in the spa through the electrical system. Several women show everything in an orgy scene in the main workout room at the same time. Bo Zena shows everything as an uppity woman zapped by Hall just to get even with her.

Far too much nudity for one night, as has been true of all of the films in this series. Tomorrow night, the rest of the review, and the nudity from the actresses with large roles.

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  • Bo Zena (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Nina Leichtling (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Orgy babes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Patricia Clarkson:

    She's the queen of the indies now, having been in four films at Sundance, and turning in some very solid performances.

    • Here she is as the cynical, sarcastic, dying mother in Pieces of April. Is that really Patricia in the photo? Damned if I know. My guess is no, but I have no support for that position.
    • Here she is in The Station Agent, as the lonely artist, suffering through a separation from her husband and the loss of her son. (1, 2, 3)

    Click on the names of the films above to get to my comments. They are both good, big-hearted films, and Clarkson is excellent in both of them.



    I guess this picture of Helen Mirren must be from the promo material for Calendar Girls.



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    Krista Allen Topless in scenes from the straight-to-vid Burt Reynolds flick, "Raven".

    Leslie Huntly You've probably never heard of her, but I'm sure you've seen her nekkid before. Here she is playing the topless-in-the-shower coed in scenes from the Rodney Dangerfield classic, "Back to School" (1986).

    Gina Lollobrigida Cleavage and wet nighite See-thru exposure in scenes from "Un Bellissimo novembre" aka "That Splendid November" (1968).

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Sunset Grill"
    No new ground is broken in this 1993 story of a loser ex-cop private eye trying to find the killer of his ex-wife, although Peter Weller does a decent enough job in the lead roll.

    Lots of sexy scenes and nudity. Some of the stuff in Alexandra Paul's collage is from the DVD's deleted scenes, which had an extended version (without sound) of her love scene with Weller. They used some really strange and very low-key lighting in many of Lori Singer's scenes, so that particular collage came out really bad, but it was the best I could do.

    Elsa Pataky
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Raquel Gribler
    (1, 2, 3)

    Both ladies bare breasts in scenes from the latest Re-Animator flick, "Beyond Re-Animator" (2003).

    Melissa Repka
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Looking great topless, in a bikini and showing some thong views in scenes from her one and only IMDb credit, the Canadian movie "The Wisher" aka "Spliced".

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "The Hollywood Sign"
    Pokies by Jacqueline Kim in The Hollywood Sign.

    "Collateral Damage"
    More pokies during the opening credits by Lindsay Frost in Collateral Damage.

    "Nervous Ticks"
    A brief glimpse of a couple of magnificent breasts by Zoe Trilling in Nervous Ticks.

    "Love Letters"
    Love Letters promised to be a typical sloppy telemovie but it wasn't too bad. Nice caps of Laura Linney.

    A brief bum view of Alison Elliott in Underneath.

    "Outta Time"
    Ali Landry doesn't show much and it's the same again in Outta Time.

    "Something to Talk About"
    Julia Roberts is down to her underwear in Something to Talk About.

    "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"
    In Down and Out in Beverly Hills there may be brief see-through exposure by Elizabeth Peña, thong by (supposedly) Tracy Nelson and caps of Bette Midler.

    "Big Trouble"
    It's only cleavage in Big Trouble by Rene Russo, Sofia Vergara and Nathalie Latronico.

    "Whoops Apocalypse"
    There are quite a few breast shown by some page 3 girls Christine Peak, Suzanne Mitzi, Maria Whitaker and Karen Kelly. Joanne Pearce looks good in leather.

    • Joanne Pearce
    • Christine Peak, Suzanne Mitzi, Maria Whitaker and Karen Kelly (1, 2, 3)

    "The Haunting of Seacliff Inn"
    There's a lot of promise by Lucinda Weist in The Haunting of Seacliff Inn but I think the grand sum is just pokies.

    • Lucinda Weist (1, 2, 3)

    "Revenger's Tragedy"
    Lots of cleavage by Diana Quick in Revenger's Tragedy.

    • Diana Quick (1, 2)

    "Once Bitten"
    Lauren Hutton plays a vampire needing blood from a virginal teenage boy to survive. Lots of low-cut dresses and a bit of a thong. Pokies by Karen Kopins and there are some other nice looking women.