Two Tigers
2007
What a waste. Take two super-hot chicks and make an assassin/action
flick, with plenty of nudity. What's wrong with that, you ask? The acting
is horrible, the story is horrible, there's very little real action, and
the nudity is great. Hmm, I guess nothing, especially when you consider
this 2007 production was from Italy, renowned for it's raunchy action and
horror flicks.
Gilda (Andrea Osvart) is a beautiful blonde assassin sent to Shanghai
to kill a Lebanese official. She is put up in a condo where she meets her
neighbor Lin (Selena Khoo), who turns out to be a high-priced call girl.
Their friendship develops and as each girl faces problems and dangers,
the other moves to help as events move to a not-at-all-surprising climax.
Andrea Osvart is gorgeous, but she speaks English in a flat monotone,
and without emotion. That doesn't really work well for an actress, and the
result is this movie is about as flat and monotone as her delivery.
Fortunately the nudity saves this from being a total loss, but don't
expect much else.
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| Andrea Osvart |
Selena Khoo |
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