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Strip 'n' Run.
Normally I look for important movies to place
here, and this ain't no Gone With the Wind by a long shot, but I
really kind of have a thing for Roxana Zal, so it made the cut.
X-Rated X-Mas "Pornaments" Raise Eyebrows,
is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of
thing to defame Christmas
- I agree. I think "they" need to defame
Christmas with the other kinds of things!
Sometimes the old ways are the best.
- By the way, the story is also accompanied
by a video
Twilight Zone - Valley of the Shadow
- A reporter finds himself trapped in a
small town where people can reverse time and
BCS picks Gators to meet Ohio State for the
- I sure called that one wrong. Michigan was
edged out in the system by a hundredth of a
- How close was it? Florida and Michigan
were exactly tied in the
computer portion of the rankings.
High court takes 'Bong Hits for Jesus' case
- The case against free speech will be
argued by none other than the infamous Ken
Starr, who's now a university dean. Starr
urged the high court in his appeal brief to
clear up the "doctrinal fog infecting student
- Translated into English, that means: "As
long as students have the right to express
honest opinions, they will continue to remind
me and the rest of the world that I suck."
Italian Mafia takes the cheese
cheese companies are scrambling for a way to
deal with the sudden increase in criminal
gangs' hijackings of shipments of their dairy
- New Mafia strongmen include the warring
dons, Don Parmesano and Don Romano, and the
peace-making American Don Ricearoni, who's
known as the San Francisco treatymaker.
Brash Young Floor Trader Trying To Rally Dow All
Johnson & Johnson, put a little heart into it!
Crichton says Space Aliens Cause Global Warming
topic today sounds humorous but unfortunately
I am serious. I am going to argue that
extraterrestrials lie behind global warming.
Or to speak more precisely, I will argue that
a belief in extraterrestrials has paved the
way, in a progression of steps, to a belief in
global warming. Charting this progression of
belief will be my task today.
Titans stun the mighty Colts
- Vince Young hasn't had a great rookie
year, but any time you beat the Colts, you've
got something to remember. Peyton accumulated
an incredible 12.5 yards per attempt, but two
picks spoiled his day, and the Titan's Bironas
sealed the victory by kicking a game-winning
field goal from the suburbs to win it at the
Harry Potter 5 Behind-the-Scenes Clips!
- Pretty handy! Coming Soon collected all 13
of the clips from Harry Potter Weekend, and
placed them all on one page with convenient
You Tube players.
"Reggie Bush scores all four Saints TDs in
victory over 49ers"
Francisco quarterback Alex Smith was Bush's
high school quarterback in San Diego. They won
a pair of championships together. Their high
school coach also was at the game.
Swedes guard Christmas goat from vandals.
- Long story. You see, before there was
Father Christmas, the Swedes used to get their
X-mas presents from a goat. The Swedes
commemorate this with an annual tradition in
which they build a 43-foot-high straw goat in
Stockholm. Of course, this is a target for
vandals and pranksters, who have figured out a
way to burn it 22 times in 40 years. This
year, the crafty Swedish officials have built
it from flame-retardant straw.
- I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but
every word of that is true. If I had been
kidding the public officials would have given
up, and changed the tradition to build a giant
marshmallow goat, for a tasty post-arson
The new James Blond has some revolutionary ideas
for the 007 series.
- He wants to whip out his willie on camera.
What's more, he wants to do it for a gay love
- I have the script all ready to go. It's a
remake of Goldfinger. The G-man can paint
Bond's pecker gold on camera! After he buggers
him of course. With a laser attached to his
dick. "Do you expect me to come?" "I expect
you to die, Mr Bond. Of pleasure!"
- Will Brad Pitt and other superhunks
compete to be the first Bond boy?
Weekend Box Office Results for December 1â€“3,
- It was another crop of weak new releases,
and the weekend after Thanksgiving Weekend is
always a poor one anyway, so the numbers are
- The discrepancy between the predictions
and the results may indicate that the
predictions were a tad optimistic. Despite the
poor results you see below, the week was
actually 7% better than the comparable week
last year, and that's actually a slight
improvement over the recent trend.
- Van Wilder 2 not only tanked at the box
office, but it still standing at 0% positive
reviews. It is a very strong candidate for the
dishonor of being the worst theatrical film of
The Season's Top Toys
Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test?
The mime with Tourette's syndrome!
"The last known cockfighting school in the
United States is hanging up its spurs."
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Kinky Kong (2006)
Silent Rage (1982) is not a typical Chuck Norris vehicle. Yes, he plays a
kick-ass sheriff, but he foe is a mental patient that a medical research team
illegally brings back to life. His deputy, who is fat, lazy and stupid is none
other than Flounder (Ken Furst), We get to see Ron Silver murdered painfully
(always a good thing) and Norris's main squeeze is Big Pussie's wife, Toni
Kalem, who is also known for Another World. Yes, this is a Fun House sort of
The films opens well, with the mental patient going nuts over a shrieking
housewife, then murdering her and her husband. Norris and his crew show up and
end up shooting him dozens of times. He dies on the operating table, but is
revived with a new serum not approved for human testing, and becomes nearly
invincible. Psychotic already, he interprets his situation as one where people
are out to get him, so he starts eliminating enemies, including Silver and his
wife, and most of the staff of the research facility. No surprise that the
final showdown will be between him and Norris.
Also, in an unrelated sub-plot, Norris beats up an entire gang of bikers by
himself. While holding his coffee in one hand and never spilling a drop.
And bringing his girl to orgasm with the other hand. Nothing so special about
that, but I thought the blindfold was just showing off.
To be serious for a moment, I thought the movie had two strong acts, but
got off the track in act three. First, the required scene where the madman
chases Toni Kalem was way too static and way too slow. Second, the final
showdown was not believable. The screenwriting problem, of course, was to
devise a means to kill an indestructible self-healing bad guy. How handy that
there just happened to be a bottomless well right where the final battle was
fought! Also odd was the fact that the bottomless well wasn't more than ten
feet from a lake. There's some unusual geology in Norristown, to be sure.
There are bare breasts and martial arts, which means the genre requirements
for a Chuck Norris film are met. Other cast members are known performers, and
we get to see Ron Silver killed. All of which makes this at least a C in the
Bizarro world of Occidental martial arts movies.
IMDb readers say 5.0.
The way the scenes are shot leads one to conclude that the Naomie Harris
scenes might be a body double, but I checked Mr Skin's site, and he did not
indicate a body double.
Hello Scoopy !
Just a quick reaction to your mentioning my name in Friday's edition. I still await eagerly every new
edition of the Fun House, to me still the best celebrity nudity site on the
web. There's not only pictures and film clips to look at, there's also
interesting things to read, something you don't find elsewhere and the element
that makes the Fun House unique in my opinion.
I probably won't be coming back, I just don't feel like it anymore. I have
more important business to take care of on the home front for the moment.
I won't say I shall never come back, but if I do I don't think it will be in
the foreseeable future.
To finish some unfinished business: maybe you remember
that at the beginning of this year you ranted in your review of La Celestina
that some good Maribel Verdú nudity was blurred on the DVD version you had. I
recall mentioning back then that a Spanish region 2 DVD was in the making.
Well I couldn't keep myself from checking it out and as I expected there was
nothing blurred on this Spanish version. Unlike the silly dialogue in this film,
the transfer is simply superb, as you can seen in these 5 caps of the scene
you were lamenting about.
Best wishes to you, Scoopy, and also to the rest of the gang and all other
contributors. Flauti is a great addition to the team.
Scoop's note: Glad to hear you still read the page, and
thanks for the info. I gotta get me that DVD. I do like ol' Maribel!
Notes and collages
The Celebrity Shower series continues with the Angelina
Angelina Jolie in Gia
...the old arms over the nipples trick... (which is okay since she is
naked a lot in this movie)
Angelina Jolie in Mojave Moon
...personally I perceive Angelina Jolie comparable to the black widow
spider and the preying mantis but what do I know...
The master of time travel outdid himself this week. Check out the dates on
these. Some of them aren't even released yet.
Chasing Sleep - Jeff Daniels and Emily Bergl