Third Party Videos: 

Strip 'n' Run.

Normally I look for important movies to place here, and this ain't no Gone With the Wind by a long shot, but I really kind of have a thing for Roxana Zal, so it made the cut.





X-Rated X-Mas "Pornaments" Raise Eyebrows, Penises

It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas

  • I agree. I think "they" need to defame Christmas with the other kinds of things! Sometimes the old ways are the best.
  • By the way, the story is also accompanied by a video

Twilight Zone - Valley of the Shadow

  • A reporter finds himself trapped in a small town where people can reverse time and ...

BCS picks Gators to meet Ohio State for the National Crown

  • I sure called that one wrong. Michigan was edged out in the system by a hundredth of a point.
  • How close was it? Florida and Michigan were exactly tied in the computer portion of the rankings.

High court takes 'Bong Hits for Jesus' case

  • The case against free speech will be argued by none other than the infamous Ken Starr, who's now a university dean. Starr urged the high court in his appeal brief to clear up the "doctrinal fog infecting student speech jurisprudence."
  • Translated into English, that means: "As long as students have the right to express honest opinions, they will continue to remind me and the rest of the world that I suck."


Italian Mafia takes the cheese

Italian cheese companies are scrambling for a way to deal with the sudden increase in criminal gangs' hijackings of shipments of their dairy products.

  • New Mafia strongmen include the warring dons, Don Parmesano and Don Romano, and the peace-making American Don Ricearoni, who's known as the San Francisco treatymaker.


Brash Young Floor Trader Trying To Rally Dow All By Self

Hey, Johnson & Johnson, put a little heart into it!


Crichton says Space Aliens Cause Global Warming

My topic today sounds humorous but unfortunately I am serious. I am going to argue that extraterrestrials lie behind global warming. Or to speak more precisely, I will argue that a belief in extraterrestrials has paved the way, in a progression of steps, to a belief in global warming. Charting this progression of belief will be my task today.


Titans stun the mighty Colts

  • Vince Young hasn't had a great rookie year, but any time you beat the Colts, you've got something to remember. Peyton accumulated an incredible 12.5 yards per attempt, but two picks spoiled his day, and the Titan's Bironas sealed the victory by kicking a game-winning field goal from the suburbs to win it at the buzzer.


Harry Potter 5 Behind-the-Scenes Clips!

  • Pretty handy! Coming Soon collected all 13 of the clips from Harry Potter Weekend, and placed them all on one page with convenient You Tube players.


"Reggie Bush scores all four Saints TDs in victory over 49ers"

San Francisco quarterback Alex Smith was Bush's high school quarterback in San Diego. They won a pair of championships together. Their high school coach also was at the game.


Swedes guard Christmas goat from vandals.

  • Long story. You see, before there was Father Christmas, the Swedes used to get their X-mas presents from a goat. The Swedes commemorate this with an annual tradition in which they build a 43-foot-high straw goat in Stockholm. Of course, this is a target for vandals and pranksters, who have figured out a way to burn it 22 times in 40 years. This year, the crafty Swedish officials have built it from flame-retardant straw.
  • I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but every word of that is true. If I had been kidding the public officials would have given up, and changed the tradition to build a giant marshmallow goat, for a tasty post-arson treat.


The new James Blond has some revolutionary ideas for the 007 series.

  • He wants to whip out his willie on camera. What's more, he wants to do it for a gay love scene.
  • I have the script all ready to go. It's a remake of Goldfinger. The G-man can paint Bond's pecker gold on camera! After he buggers him of course. With a laser attached to his dick. "Do you expect me to come?" "I expect you to die, Mr Bond. Of pleasure!"
  • Will Brad Pitt and other superhunks compete to be the first Bond boy?


Weekend Box Office Results for December 1–3, 2006.

  • It was another crop of weak new releases, and the weekend after Thanksgiving Weekend is always a poor one anyway, so the numbers are pretty sluggish.
  • The discrepancy between the predictions and the results may indicate that the predictions were a tad optimistic. Despite the poor results you see below, the week was actually 7% better than the comparable week last year, and that's actually a slight improvement over the recent trend.
  • Van Wilder 2 not only tanked at the box office, but it still standing at 0% positive reviews. It is a very strong candidate for the dishonor of being the worst theatrical film of the year.


The Season's Top Toys


Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test?


The mime with Tourette's syndrome!


"The last known cockfighting school in the United States is hanging up its spurs."



Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.





Kinky Kong (2006)

Silent Rage (1982) is not a typical Chuck Norris vehicle. Yes, he plays a kick-ass sheriff, but he foe is a mental patient that a medical research team illegally brings back to life. His deputy, who is fat, lazy and stupid is none other than Flounder (Ken Furst), We get to see Ron Silver murdered painfully (always a good thing) and Norris's main squeeze is Big Pussie's wife, Toni Kalem, who is also known for Another World. Yes, this is a Fun House sort of movie.

The films opens well, with the mental patient going nuts over a shrieking housewife, then murdering her and her husband. Norris and his crew show up and end up shooting him dozens of times. He dies on the operating table, but is revived with a new serum not approved for human testing, and becomes nearly invincible. Psychotic already, he interprets his situation as one where people are out to get him, so he starts eliminating enemies, including Silver and his wife, and most of the staff of the research facility. No surprise that the final showdown will be between him and Norris.

Also, in an unrelated sub-plot, Norris beats up an entire gang of bikers by himself.  While holding his coffee in one hand and never spilling a drop.  And bringing his girl to orgasm with the other hand. Nothing so special about that, but I thought the blindfold was just showing off.

To be serious for a moment, I thought the movie had two strong acts, but got off the track in act three. First, the required scene where the madman chases Toni Kalem was way too static and way too slow. Second, the final showdown was not believable. The screenwriting problem, of course, was to devise a means to kill an indestructible self-healing bad guy. How handy that there just happened to be a bottomless well right where the final battle was fought! Also odd was the fact that the bottomless well wasn't more than ten feet from a lake. There's some unusual geology in Norristown, to be sure.

There are bare breasts and martial arts, which means the genre requirements for a Chuck Norris film are met. Other cast members are known performers, and we get to see Ron Silver killed. All of which makes this at least a C in the Bizarro world of Occidental martial arts movies.


IMDb readers say 5.0.

Along the way, Toni Kalem shows breasts in a sex scene.



 Lillette Zoe Raley shows her breasts as a biker mama










The Breed

Michelle Rodriguez



Taryn Manning



Lisa-Marie Schneider




Miami Vice

The way the scenes are shot leads one to conclude that the Naomie Harris scenes might be a body double, but I checked Mr Skin's site, and he did not indicate a body double.

Gong Li



Naomie Harris










Look's like we are starting a theme here, yesterday we had Rene Bond back in 1972 and she's here again today as the Time Machine moved forward to 1975 for "Frankie & Johnnie...Were Lovers".  Enjoy caps and lots of clips (six .wmvs zipped together) of full frontal nudity from the always ready to please Rene. Kind of funny stuff.









Hello Scoopy !

Just a quick reaction to your mentioning my name in Friday's edition.  I still await eagerly every new edition of the Fun House, to me still the best celebrity nudity site on the web. There's not only pictures and film clips to look at, there's also interesting things to read, something you don't find elsewhere and the element that makes the Fun House unique in my opinion.

I probably won't be coming back, I just don't feel like it anymore. I have more important business to take care of on the home front for the moment. I won't say I shall never come back, but if I do I don't think it will be in the foreseeable future.

To finish some unfinished business: maybe you remember that at the beginning of this year you ranted in your review of La Celestina that some good Maribel Verdú nudity was blurred on the DVD version you had. I recall mentioning back then that a Spanish region 2 DVD was in the making. Well I couldn't keep myself from checking it out and as I expected there was nothing blurred on this Spanish version. Unlike the silly dialogue in this film, the transfer is simply superb, as you can seen in these 5 caps of the scene you were lamenting about.

Best wishes to you, Scoopy, and also to the rest of the gang and all other contributors. Flauti is a great addition to the team.

Yours faithfully,


Scoop's note: Glad to hear you still read the page, and thanks for the info. I gotta get me that DVD. I do like ol' Maribel!






Notes and collages

The Celebrity Shower series continues with the Angelina Jolie sub-genre


Angelina Jolie in Gia


...the old arms over the nipples trick... (which is okay since she is naked a lot in this movie)


Angelina Jolie in Mojave Moon



...personally I perceive Angelina Jolie comparable to the black widow spider and the preying mantis but what do I know...




The master of time travel outdid himself  this week. Check out the dates on these. Some of them aren't even released yet.

Alice Krige in Lonely Hearts (2006). The Borg Queen still looks great.  Alice is 42, but no the oldest babe in today's woods. Edie Falco (below) is a year older.
Shannon Murphy in Lonely Hearts.
Here's one you probably weren't expecting to see so soon (if at all). Edie Falco in The Quiet (2006).
Ellen Ewusie in Masters of Horror, S2,E6 (2006)
Melissa Gonzalez in Masters of Horror, S2,E6
Lauren Hugnou, Maria Javier, Nathalie Twaddle, and Kristi Redford in Beer League (2006)
Keisha in Beer League
Alyssa Nicole Pallett in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile (2006)
Angel Lewis in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
Candace Kroslak in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
Jacyln A Smith in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
Michelle Cormier and Stephanie Sexton in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
unknowns in American Pie 5: The Naked Mile









Chasing Sleep - Jeff Daniels and Emily Bergl