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Silly Celebs...
EVA HERZIGOVA isn't quite sure about the wonders of the internet. The 26-year-old Czech superbabe has been typing her name into various search engines and doesn't like what she has found.
"Oh, there's just, you know, there's just everything" Everything she chimed to the New York Observer this week. "Where I'm from, how old I am, my parents, how many brothers and sisters and everything is wrong. My colours, that I have green eyes, which I don't, I have blue eyes..."

But Eva's confusion does not stop at the lack of factual accuracy.
"Then they put these naked pictures on" she continues. "I have never done naked pictures. And they put these black things over and it's like, if you, um, if you pay with your credit card, it's going to, you know, go off. And actually, they just put my face over somebody's else's body."

But is the body chosen by these internet artists worthy of the ex-Wonderbra model's face?
"Well, yeah, I guess so", she says. "I didn't.t really pay for it, so I didn't check it out".

Scoopy's comments: I'm not sure what she means, but Eva may be lining up to play the word game. There are two ways she may be able to defend her position that she has never done naked pictures:

1. She may mean that she's never shown her crotch and/or pubes on camera. That may be right. I can't remember any pictures exposing her that way.

2. She may be getting technical. I don't think I have any pictures of her completely naked. She's wearing a fishnet or a bracelet or a bow in her hair or something so that she could say "I wasn't completely naked". I don't know why she would bother to invoke this technicality, but celebs have done it in the past.

Note these six pictures, which any of us would call "naked", but which Eva could claim to be non-naked by one or the other or both of the definitions above. The red-bordered one from ZonononZor seems to be completely naked, therefore disqualifying definition two, but she might say that nothing is showing, so it's not really naked is it? None of the pictures, nor any other I could find, show her pubes, so if that's what she really means, maybe she's right. You guys can weigh in with evidence if you have it.

  • Eva (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Tuna
    "The Waiting Game" (2000)

    The Waiting Game (2000) is an Indie about a group of would-be actors who all work "waiting" tables while "waiting" for their big break. Along they way, they deal with homosexuality, erectile dysfunction, and several complicated relationships. There are no important reviews on line, and it seems to have appeared in only one theater. While it is, at times, funny, I didn't find myself really drawn to any of the characters. I award the dread 2.5 stars -- not a stinker, but nothing special.

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  • Taylor Stanley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Today's rather lame film, so lame that I didn't even do a review page, is 1997's Red Meat, the latest in the "Diner" family of films about guys who talk guy talk while eating greasy food.

    These particular guys get together periodically to sit at a table, eat red meat, and tell sexual war stories. One guy tells all kinds of insensitive and cock-sure stories about past exploits, and these occupy most of the evening, not great stories, but not without some humor. The second guy's stories are mostly about how he doesn't get laid, even when women attack him, and these also have some charm, but once again we're not talking Raiders of the Lost Ark in overall entertainment value.

    These two guys have told stories that intersect. The cocky guy is always trying to get the dweeby guy laid. The really cute waitress overhears everything they say, and thinks these two guys are complete losers. Then the third guy tells a weepy story about how he dropped out of life for a year to romance a woman dying of cancer.

    Guy one and two leave and see that the third guy is still talking to the sexy waitress after the restaurant has closed. The never-gets-laid guy asks, "do you think he made up that entire cancer story just to fuck the waitress?"

    The cock-sure guy says, "nah, he's even more of a woman than you are. ... "

    ... Unless he did make it all up, in which case he's my hero."

    End of film.

    Nudity from Heidi Lenhart, and Ana Karin, but the best treat for me was a t-shirt scene with Jennifer Grey, with very severe pokiosity, and she looks to be in great shape, especially her nose. You guys ready for a shock? I warn you, you're gonna feel old. "Baby" is 40! How can that be?

    I didn't capture it, because there's no nudity from her, but Lara Flynn Boyle plays the dying woman (she has the body for it) - and she's completely bald. She looks pretty other-worldly with a shaved head.

  • Heidi Lenhart (1, 2)
  • Ana Karin
  • Jennifer Grey Tomcat's latest European Music Videos
  • Three from the Patricia Kass video "Il me dit que je suis belle", which translates as "I get ill when I hear a Swiss bell". Or not. (1, 2, 3)

  • One from Etienne Daho's "Ideal"
  • Laetitia Casta in Chris Isaak's "Baby did a bad, bad thing", which is New York Guy's favorite video.
  • One from "Relax", by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    The good news and bad news about European music

  • good news - nudity in the videos
  • bad news - music sung by white people
  • Oz
    Comments by Oz:

    Natalia Cigliuti

    Maria Tess
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    From "Wild On::
    This Wild On was most unusual - there was an almost a lack of silicone. Apart from Brooke Burke it was almost silicone free (I'm not sure about Natalia). Maybe this was because it was filmed in Brazil. Maria Tess was described as a model and the story said that she had not done any nude modeling before. However, she certainly took to it like a duck to water and had no qualms about dropping her bikini - as you can see. The collage of Natalia Cigliuti doesn't have any nudity, but she fills out her top very nicely.

    Mary Stuart Masterson I don't think Mary has revealed very much on camera and this is not a lot different. It was very quick but she appears to be baring her backside in Funny About Love. It is a bit of an illusion. If you look closely she is wearing knickers but she has one heck of a wedgie - or is it a thong?.

    Tahei Simpson Tahei gives a brief flash in What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?, which is a New Zealand film about Maori gang warfare. It was a gory, realistic movie and it was hard to have any sympathy for any of the characters.

    Joan Chen
    (1, 2)

    Greta Scacchi

    From "Turtle Beach":
    I think some of these have appeared before. Joan Chen bares her backside and Greta Scacchi bares a bit more. Unfortunately, the caps of Greta are not very good and we await the DVD version. The movie itself has recently been in the news down here. It's just been taken off the banned list in Indonesia. It doesn't portray some of the locals in a good light.

    Dedee Pfeifer
    (1, 2)
    Dedee runs around quite a lot in a singlet in The Sky is Falling and so there is some pokey and see-through action. Dedee plays a writer and some of the movie scenes are set in her imagination. This is why the second collage appears to show her after suicide.

    Debra Winger
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Amina Annabi
    (1, 2)

    From "Sheltering Sky":
    This is a boring meander through the deserts of North Africa. It's two saving graces are Debra Winger and Amina Annabi. Some of these caps have appeared before. Amina is a beautiful actress who plays a prostitute. Debra shows some frontal nudity that will come out even better when (if?) the DVD appears. The second scene of full nudity (collages 3, 4 and 5) could have been done by a body double as her face is covered for most of the scene. However, given the exposure she gives in the first two collages makes me think this is unlikely.

    Sally Kellerman
    (1, 2)

    Susan Sarandon
    (1, 2)

    From "Loving Couples":
    No nudity but Sally Kellerman puts on a very nice pose, almost with some pokies. Susan Sarandon is just one sexy lady.
    Caroline Ducey Another batch of scans for the fans. Always, Blackshine's quality is outstanding.

    Famke Janssen Cleavage and legs.

    Rebecca Romijn Lingerie, but nothing revealing

    Tiffani-Amber Thiessen A familiar see-thru.

    Neve Campbell
    (1, 2, 3)
    Three stunning works of photography, but the only thing resembling nudity are the pokies in #2.
    The Story

    Nicole Ansari
    (1, 2, 3)

    Eva Herziger
    (1, 2, 3)

    In the image labeled "The Story", we get the basic plot and thumbnails that tell us all about "Zwei Frauen, ein Mann und ein Baby". The rest of the images are the larger frames of nudity.
    and ...
    Elizabeth Hurley A different camera angle of her recent public nip slip. Oh, and she's kissing another chick too!

    Nicole Kidman Excellent full frontal 'caps by Watty from "Billy Bathgate".

    Amy Weber
    (1, 2)
    Bikini model and B-television actress. Both of these are see-thrus with clear nipple visibility. #1 is has the better view.

    Melina Kanakaredes
    (1, 2)
    Vidcaps from the TV show "Providence". Freakie 'capped Melina in two different bra scenes.

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