Looking back on Thanksgiving. The top Thanksgiving cliches that sound dirty, but aren't.


  1. Wow, Janie, that's an impressive spread.
  2. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  3. Talk about a huge breast.
  4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  5. It's Cool Whip time
  6. If I don't unbutton my pants, I'll burst. (Note: when heard in the White House, this IS dirty.)
  7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
  8. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
  9. Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest
  10. William, don't play with your meat.
  • Cameron Diaz
  • I can't think of a better way to begin today's edition than with these great scans by Highways. These first two have been around the block a few times, but these are by far the biggest versions I've seen. The best thing is, Highways managed to retain the resolution. If you already have these two famous nudes of Cameron in the pool, consider upgrading!
  • Ms. Diaz, naked in the pool #2.
  • Shania Twain
  • Yummy! Here are 4 more of the previously unpublished photos from "Rolling Stone". In my opinion, if Shania were not already a huge country star, she'd easily be a top model! What a beautiful woman! In fact, she's so hot, she almost makes me want to go out and buy a pair of boots, a stetson, and one of those WWF belt buckles!
  • Previously unpublished Shania Twain #2.
  • Previously unpublished Shania Twain #3.
  • Previously unpublished Shania Twain #4. Our very special thanks to the photographer, Mark Sellger.
  • Fun House Variety
  • I guess the ratings for "Ally McBeal" are starting to slip! Otherwise they never would have gone for the lesbo thing! From Monday night's episode, here's Calista Flockhart and Courtney Thorne-Smith making out. Vidcaps by Cambo.
  • From Jetscan, the very sexy, Claire Forlani. Vidcaps from the movie "Gypsy Eyes".
  • Claire Forlani from "Gypsy Eyes" by Jetscan #2. Although fuzzy, one of the frames in this collage does feature the only nipple exposure of Claire that I'm aware of.
  • What's a former "Baywatch" babe to do? Well, Delta Cap caught Donna D'Errico looking great in a bikini from a recent guest shot on "Hold the Baby".
  • The original, the classic, the Sean Connery of "Emmanuelle", here's Sylvia Kristel. Part of the Real to Reel collection by ZonononZor.