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"Angel's Dance" (1999)

Angel's Dance (1999) is everything Scoopy said it was and more. Before the action really starts, we see Angela confessing a very erotic story to a priest, who is obviously up for the occasion. A few nights later, she goes back to confession, and starts with:

"Bless me Father for I have sinned ... I'm not wearing any panties."

When the wrong priest answers, she runs. The very Irish pastor runs to stop her, and wants to hear her confession anyway. She informs him she is a Protestant. With this sort of irreverent start, it had to be good, and it was. There was not a single bad performance, and every laugh was earned. Do yourself a favor, and see this one.

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  • Gisella Peters (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Sheryl Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

    "Jailbait" (1999)

    Calling all cars...Can anyone help ID this actress from the MTV comedy "Jailbait." If you know who she is, send e-mail to

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    I watched Kalifornia, the film in which the guy writing a book about mass murderers coincidentally shares a ride with one. Juliette Lewis flashed a quick peek.

    Just for fun, here is a picture of Henry Kissinger with the Brady Bunch, from their Home Movie DVD. I regret to report that he is not naked. He only got naked when dropping bombs on Buddhist countries. Nothing else turned him on enough. Not even Marcia Brady.

    Elizabeth Hurley, back in her unibrow days, in Rowing with the Wind. Not any review necessary, just a one sentence capsule summary will tell you all you need to know: Hugh Grant as Lord Byron. I don't think you need Roger Friggin' Ebert to tell you that's gotta suck the Super Big Gulp.

    Finally, a couple of singer/comedienne Sandra Bernhard in "I'm Still Here, Damn It", an expanded version of a broadcast special in which she performed pregnant, clad only in a thong and an invisible dress!

    Today's stuff:

  • Sandra Bernhard in concert (1, 2)
  • Juliette Lewis in Kalifornia (1, 2)
  • Liz Hurley in Rowing With The Wind
  • Hammerin' Hank Kissinger
  • Jr's Pic of the Day
    Britney Spears But Jr, you HATE Britney Spears! So very true, but I still have to call this the image of the day. Why? Well....

    Several months ago before my return to the Fun House, L.A. Jim (one of my best friends) and I were coping with the pains of working for our less than normal boss by knocking back a few cocktails after a nice 14 hour day. 9 or 10 rounds later, we decided that making fun of the Whatever Awards on TV seemed like the thing to do. The fun kicked in when we started doing our own play by play and color commentary.

    So, what's the point? Well, as the young Ms. Spears came on stage to do her number, a barrage of obscenities filled the air. The big winner came from L.A. Jim who stated that 'Britney would be doing porn with in 5 years'. We collectively amended that to ', or at least a bunnymag appearance'.

    Now what we have here is a big step in that direction! Here are vidcaps of Britney on stage, on national tv, working the pole from her recent 'Britney Goes Home' (or something) concert.

    First we saw the skimpy outfits, and now she's working the pole like a seasoned stripper! Next stop...Nudity!

    Isabel Glasser Comments by PAL:
    Isabel Glasser in "Exquisite Tenderness", a movie that you do not have to see.

    Jr. here...the video title for this stinker is "The Surgeon". I think it's supposed to be a psycho doctor-hospital-slasher flick.

    Sarah Miles Scenes from "Lady Caroline Lamb"

    Madeleine Stowe From "Blink". Nice topless nudity from Stowe, but I can't say much about the movie. I've looked it up and read the reviews, but you'll never catch me renting this puppy. Why? because the "blind person in trouble" is a horrible cliche that just doesn't work for me. Plus, I've never been a Stowe fan anyway.
    Mena Suvari and Thora Birch Another round for the fans. Great scans, but no skin. First up, Mena and Thora on the cover of the German Cinema.

    Mena Suvari I'm guessing from inside the German mag.

    Thora Birch Also from inside the German mag. Some cleavage, but the brain dead pouting look kinda ruins it for me.

    Julia Stiles Close up head shot.

    Denise Richards Close up head shot.

    Amy Smart Head shot, but not as close.

    Ali Larter Nice legs.

    Lucy Liu

    Michelle Yeoh

    Elizabeth Taylor

    Joan Collins

    and ...
    Adriana Giotta
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
    8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
    One more calendar girl. This time from the Helmut Newton 2001 calendar.

    Here are the goodies...

  • Topless: #2, 4, 10
  • Bum: #1, 3, 6
  • Frontal: #7 and 12(south of the equator only), 8 (nothing hidden, and the best image here I think)
  • Other: #5(mostly bum, but clear breast exposure in the mirror), 9 and 11 (face)

  • Shannon Tweed Vidcaps of Shannon not exactly looking her best from the super, super awful movie "The Rowdy Girls". A real stinker, even for Skinemax!

    Sylva Koscina Going back to 1974 with these topless scenes from "The House of Exorcism", by Dann.

    Ann Falchi Supersized cleavage.

    Charlie Spradling
    (1, 2, 3)
  • #1 Topless scenes from "Puppet Master II", by Cat.
  • #2 From Dann, More topless stuff, but this time from "Johnny Skidmarks"
  • #2 Donbun's turn, Charlie doing some erotic dancing in "To Sleep with a Vampire".

  • Mathilda May
    (1, 2, 3)
    A few days ago Scoop mentioned a little Fun House rule...when in doubt, run pics of Jennifer Connelly. However, when Connelly pics aren't available, Mathilda does just fine.

  • #1 Lesbo scene with Virginia Madsen in "Becoming Colette"
  • #2 Full frontal. Looks like a scene from "Lifeforce"
  • #3 Topless scenes from "The Tit and the Moon"

  • Maria Ford
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    A mini gallery of the B-movie regular.

    Here's the breakdown:

  • Links #1-3 are from "The Key to Sex". Tuna covered "Key..." pretty thoroughly back in the 8/19 edition if this isn't enough for you. Credits to Dann and Uco
  • #4 by UC99, pre-boob job 'caps from "The Glass Cage"
  • #5 Scanman 'caps from "The Unnamable Returns"
  • You may have noticed that Maria has done work naturally, as well as augmented. #6 is a before and after retrospective by Uco. Interestingly enough, Maria did about 30 films before going under the knife, and only about 10 since. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around?

  • Sharon Stone
    (1, 2, 3, 3)
    Links #1 and #3 are 'new to me scans'.
  • #1 is Sharon posing nude (but goodies hidden).
  • #3 is an "artsy" topless pose, scanned by PicCap.
  • #2 features Sharon in topless vidcaps from "Blood and Sand" by ABYS.
  • #4 is Sharon in the shower in scenes from "The Specialist"

  • Tempany Deckert
    (1, 2, 3)
    3 huge, and very nice scans of the Aussie actress topless.

    Ali Landry
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Bikini stuff with some serious pokies.

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