• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Notes and collages

The Abyss

Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio


Evan Rachel Wood in Ides Of March (2011). Disappointing. Sex scene cut to hide everything.

Trine Appel in Julie (2011)

Kate Bosworth in Straw Dogs (2011) 720p. Much tamer than the original. Bosworth never shows her breasts. She shows the side of her hips. Maybe you can spot a fleeting glance at her mons.

Monica Bellucci in Baaria (2010) in 1080p

Lauren Schneider in Red White and Blue (2010) in 720p

Amanda Fuller in Red White and Blue (2010) in 720p

Keira Knightley in The Edge of Love (2008) in 1080p

Katherine Waterston in The Babysitters
(2007) in 1080

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon in Bound (1995) in 1080


Katherine Heigl in stretch pants. Lower body is ... um ... thicker than you probably imagined.

LeeAnn Rimes shopping braless

Kate Winslet in Heavenly Creatures (1994)

Brinke Stevens in Phantom of the Mall (1985)


Mathilde Bisson, s1e2

Mathilde Bisson, s1e4

Mathilde Bisson, s1e7

Mathilde Bisson, s1e8

Nathalie Blanc and Mathilde Bisson, s1e7

Odile Vuellemin, s1e3

Vanessa DeMouy, s1e4