Spanking the Monkey (1994):

When he was a precocious young man, film director David O. Russell had one particularly unpleasant summer when his activities were restricted by the physical demands of caring for his bed-ridden mother after she got into an auto accident. His father, a publishing executive for Simon and Shuster, was away on business most of the time, leaving David to do the yeoman's work at home. It was the summer from hell. Russell's mother was, according to many (including Russell), a smart woman who gave up her own career plans to be an upper middle class housewife and mother, and developed a severe drinking problem. Without enough to occupy her time, she doted excessively on her only son, but also pushed him hard and berated him frequently, even slipping occasionally into physical abuse.

Spanking the Monkey is writer/director Russell's revenge for that summer. The basic components of the fictional story are similar to the events of that year, but include many melodramatic embellishments. Ray, the character who represents Russell, is a high school valedictorian who has just completed his first year at MIT and has done so well that he's been granted a prestigious summer internship with the U.S. Surgeon General's Office. It was to be the summer of his life, and was spoiled because of his mom's broken leg and his father's life as a road warrior. Life in the house is hell. He is unable to get any real time for himself because of his mother's lack of locomotion and her desire to manipulate him. He has to carry her to the toilet and the shower and to assist her with other intimate processes. Even his attempts at masturbating (spanking the monkey) fail because of a whiny family dog who can't bear to be locked out of the bathroom.

There is one very significant place where Spanking the Monkey (presumably) varies from the real story. It portrays a different kind of physical abuse - not beating, but sexual manipulation. Ray's mom eventually maneuvers him into a sexual encounter, and the frustrated son allows the incident to happen.

Talk about family fun! How did Disney pass on this?

Russell wrote this as a spec script, supposedly in a seven day frenzy of output, and finally cut a tentative deal with New Line, which offered him a million dollars to make the film if he could offset the taboo subject matter by getting a major star to agree to act in it. Russell flew out to Hollywood in search of Faye Dunaway, but was summarily rejected. "She laughed in his face," said Russell's ex-wife, Janet Grillo. Even though Grillo worked at New Line, that studio's offer was dropped when Russell could not convince Dunaway or any other name player to appear in the film. Russell then had to put it all together as an indie film. He raised $80,000 initially, half of it from selling $1,000 shares to friends and family, with the other half coming from a couple of film grants. Unfortunately, that only got him halfway through the script, and he then had to turn to a film completion fund to get the job done. He saved money by housing the crew for free, a deal which he obtained by agreeing to make a promotional video for the participating motel.

The filmmaking story has a happy ending. The film won the audience award at Sundance, and New Line bought it. They only paid a lowball $250,000, but that was enough for Russell to recoup his costs, repay his investors, and show the world what he was capable of. Russell would soon go on to some substantial success as the writer/director of the critically-praised Three Kings (93% positive reviews). New Line also ended up satisfied with the Spanking the Monkey deal because the film took in $1.4 million at the box office.

(The stories and quotes above come from pages 48-53 of Sharon Waxman's Rebels on the Backlot, a study of Hollywood in the 1990's. The book is linked below. )

Whether you approve of the subject matter or not, you will concede that Spanking the Monkey is a very impressive effort for $200,000. It looks and feels like a much bigger film. The cinematography and editing are competent, the pacing is excellent, and the two major roles are delivered by solid actors (Alberta Watson and Jeremy Davies). The great weakness of the film, as I see it, is not in the controversial subject matter as in the fact that the treatment hovers in limbo between comedy and tragedy. The Rolling Stone quote on the DVD box says, "shockingly funny," but that comment seems to come out of fantasyland, or perhaps it is spin required by a societal code that will not allow mother/son incest to be considered anything but black comedy. In reality, the incest is handled believably, in such a way as to involve the audience in the increasing sexual tension, to share the POV which led to the encounter, and to understand the incident. There is nothing funny about the sexuality between the two characters and Spanking the Monkey is not a funny movie in general, although it is not without wit. Nor does the film ridicule the incestuous partners. On the other hand, it is not quite a realistic character study either. Take, for example, the character of the father. He is exaggerated to the point where his rules and his self-pitying martyrdom and his philandering are a wild caricature of people we may know - but he is not exaggerated sufficiently to be funny, and he's not distorted enough to be surreal. He's just a lot more irritating than your dad or some dad you know who is like him but not quite as bad. He's an archetype, but not a comic stereotype. Not funny.

Russell is one of those smart, introverted, aloof filmmakers who are beloved by critics, but don't generally generate enough warmth to elicit much love from mainstream moviegoers. Critics considered him one of the best filmmakers of the 1990s, but his IMDb scores are in the "OK, not brilliant" range. I'm not sure whether the critics have the best overall perspective, but it does seem to me that Three Kings is probably underrated at IMDb. A film with 93% positive reviews and $60 million at the box office should be Top 250 material, and it is not even close.

 

	IMDb score	% positive reviews	Budget (M)	Box Office (M)
Spanking the Monkey (1994)	6.5	89	$.2	$1
Flirting with Disaster (1996)	7.0	86	$7	$15
Three Kings (1999)	7.3	93	$48	$60
I Heart Huckabees (2004)	7.0	60	$22	$12

I don't know if I'm the only one left who still pictures David O. Russell as a wunderkind who will soon enter the adult phase of his directorial career, but that is certainly a misapprehension. He is approaching 50 (he's 47 years old). If he is going to make it to the cinema pantheon, he had better hurry up because he's not getting any younger, and his last film was considered a major step downward from his previous one, despite the fact that five prime years of his life seemed to disappear between the two films.

 

Alberta Watson
Liberty Jean

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With These Hands ... (1971)

With These Hands... is a British film released by Jezebel under the title Sex Clinic. Jezebel generally releases British sex comedies, and IMDb has this one rated at 3.0, with the following summary, "Homosexual and heterosexual adventures in a so-called clinic." As you may well imagine, I was expecting a terrible soft core effort. I was pleasantly surprised, however. Although the film contains nudity, it is actually a story about a self-serving owner of a massage therapy salon who schemes after bug bucks and gets her comeuppance. She treats wealthy customers personally, and extorts huge cash sums from them using any tool in her possession, including sexual teasing, lesbian servicing, and blackmail. When a wealthy widow runs out of cash, she cuts her off, making the woman distraught. While Ann (Polly Adams) has never enjoyed sex, she finally meets the man of her dreams and falls in love.

Adams does full frontal and rear nudity, Carmen Silvera, as the aging lesbian, shows breasts. Several unknown women show body parts at a party organized by Ann.

While IMDb is possibly the most useful site on the Internet, when they blow it, they really blow it. The acting was not at all good, some aspects of the story-telling were a little heavy handed, and I guessed the ending about half way through, but this was an attempt at a story with a little bit of nudity thrown in. It is probably best labeled exploitation, and is marginally watchable. This is a low C-.

Carmen Silvera

Polly Adams

Unknown

 

JACKSON'S KIDS NOT REALLY HIS
Definitely Not From Tito! - Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe has
finally admitted to an Irish newspaper that he is not the biological father
of their two blonde children, Prince Michael Jr. and Paris.  He got the
sperm from an anonymous donor, and she has no idea who it was.


* Michael Jackson showed up at my house carrying sperm, I
wouldn't want to ask where he got it, either.

*  Michael Jackson, living with children who aren't his own?!  Why, it's
unimaginable!

"HUGE" CONDOMS NOT TRUTHFUL ADVERTISING 
Well, Huge Compared To French Condoms - A new company is about to market a product called "HUGE Condoms."  They'll appear first in Florida, then be sold nationally in 2006.  The condoms are no larger than regular condoms, but they come in a larger box and have the brand name "HUGE" stamped on them in big letters.  The makers expect men will buy them, just for the name.

*  In Florida, the letters have to be huge so the old guys on Viagra can
read them.




JESSICA AND NICK DIVORCE MAY GET UGLY
"A Pre-Nup? Is That One Of Those Electric Cars?" - The New York Post's Page
Six reports that back in 2002, newlyweds Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
were so sure they'd be together forever, they didn't sign a pre-nuptial
agreement.  Jessica has reportedly hired a top celebrity divorce lawyer
because she made most of the money, including $35 million last year alone,
while Nick's career stalled, and she could end up paying him big alimony.

*  That will really upset Jessica, once someone explains to her that
"alimony" is not a type of seafood.

*  How could she BE so stupid?!...Oh, wait...

*  Fortunately for Jessica, her lawyer has a great case for claiming mental
incompetence.