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"Luscious Lola" (1995)

Luscious Lola is the title piece on yet another Red Shoe Diaries release. It stars Bobbie Phillips as a mousy computer nerd who works at a video game company. She lives vicariously through a character (Luscious Lola) in the adventure game she works on. She is secretly in love with a fellow nerd/programmer, but fears he likes her shrew of a boss. Eventually, she gets together with the man.

This is another typical Red Shoes effort. The photographic effects, lighting and voice over detract from any heat that may have otherwise been developed. The quality, again, is VHS caliber. The DVD does have one nice special feature. Bobbie's love scene is presented uncut. Most of the images are from this uncut version, which did have some jerky camera work, but didn't have the annoying dissolves. This was the worst of the three on this DVD, both story-wise and exposure-wise.

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  • Bobbie Phillips (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    "Mercy" (1996)

    Mercy is on the same DVD with Luscious Lola, and is marginally better. Heidi Mark lives with her husband in a roadside diner/filling station. She likes "bad boys" who show her no mercy. Her husband, after two failed marriages ruined by his jealousy, allows her to have affairs. She starts writing prisoners. Inevitably, they visit her when they get out. Most of the episode is spent with Heidi and the latest ex con getting together. The exposure is better than usual, and includes lots of pubic hair. They also went a little lighter on the special effects. Zalman King personally directed this one, which may account for the improvement in quality. It is also a little more erotic than recent efforts.

  • Heidi Mark (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    last NEW RELEASE of the week:

  • Big Momma's House, a box office smash, but a critical failure. OK, I'm kinda dumb, but I thought it had a few good laughs. The only true nudity came from a 300 pound woman (yummy!), but luscious Nia Long appeared in a sexy nightie.

    On other fronts, TomCat did a Jean Louis Murat music video. I don't know who she is, but the exposure is quite explicit. Beats the pud out of VH1.

    Here's the smut:

  • Nia Long, "Big Momma's House" (1, 2)
  • Ella Mitchell, "Big Momma's House"
  • Jean Louis Murat video (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Brainscan
    Comments by Brainscan

    Kristen Zang
    (1, 2)
    A fashion model who has been seen on the arm of performers from Leonardo di Crapio (sic) to the late Michael Hutchence. The paparazzi scan even had ol' Leo in the pic but there is no way in hell I was going to spend a picosecond trying to clean up his image, so I cut the bastard out.

    Laetitia Casta

    Ophelie Winter

    That sets off a short series of other paparazzi pics, including famous ones of the finest French babes, Laetitia and the singer Ophelie Winter.
    Toni Braxton And we end today's exercise with another singer, a Yank this time, Toni Braxton.
    Cameron Diaz No nudity in any of today's batch, but excellent scans for the fans! First up, Cameron having car trouble...who wouldn't stop to help her?!

    Drew Barrymore Head shot.

    Mariah Carey Short shorts, and almost partial breast exposure.

    Reese Witherspoon I actually didn't recognize her when I first saw this. Kudos to booth Reese and the photographer for trying a new look.

    Verona Feldbusch Another head shot only.
    and ...
    Sandra Bullock

    Hillary Swank

    Two great scan dudes joined forces for these images...Excellent collaborative effort by PicCap and Sisyphus. As for exposure, nothing from Sandra as usual, but say hello to some serious cleavage on Hillary.

    Laura Prepon
    (1, 2)
    There was a note to 'cappers posted here a few days ago to be on the look out for this scene from "That 70's Show"...and here ya go...Laura playing a stripper! These 'caps feature tons of cleavage.

    Sure, cleavage is great all by itself, but it's nothing compared to what actually aired! First of all...Only Jell-O commercials have more jiggling then what happened on Tuesday night! Plus, as you can see to a small degree in these 'caps, there were some camera angles used that served no purpose other than to highlight Laura's goods! Gotta love FOX!

    Mystery Babe
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    4 more scenes by Sex and Guts from "The Imp". This time it's an unknown Asian actress doing all kinds of stuff on film. Frontal nudity...yes. Some fetish stuff...yes. Excellent quality...yes.

    Elenoire Casalegno
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
    8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
    Another calendar girl for 2001. From Maxim, here are 11 months of topless pics, one month with bum exposure (#7), and the topless cover (#13).

    Tara Reid Paparazzi pics of a public nip slip.

    Gisele Bundchen Lot's of leg and a see-thru wet t-shirt...very nice!

    Liz Hurley New to me and very hot! Liz on all fours wearing leather undies and boots.

    Bo Derek
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
    7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
    Links #1-8 are from "Woman of Desire". Links #9-11 from "Tarzan, the Ape Man"

    You have to give Bo points for staying in shape! She was about 36 in "Woman..." and doesn't look much different physically than she did in "Tarzan..." (at about 24). Surprisingly, she even did a Skinemax-style love scene (links#4-7)!

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